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The new guide has a glossary of terms but doesn't seem to catch newbies up on the important pathfinder lingo. What terms did they miss that the newbies need to know?

Murderhobo- Adventurers are technically traveling bands of non property owners that illegally kill people. Refers to a style of play where you kick in the door and kill everything on the other side with little to no questions asked.

Drendle Drang wakeup call: one of the venture captains likes to wake you up at odd hours. Be prepared to bring your teddybear and blanket to the mission briefing.

Tank/Meatshield: Someone that stands in the front and protects the party

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Humerus - what the Sczarni will break if you cross them.

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Kira Clone : There are three players at the table.

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Sheila'd: Being sent on a suicide mission

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GM Baby:1.A GM's collecting point for chronicle sheets for games they have ran. It might become a character if they have an idea what they want to create, and the time to do it. 2.A character that the GM gets to play, once in a while.

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d20pfsrd: a website you shouldn't use without gm supervision.

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happy stick: Wand of Cure Light Wounds (2PP)
unhappy stick: Wand of infernal healing (2PP)

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pathfinder pouch: A magical pouch of holding that's very hard to detect.
The "other" pathfinder pouch: the cheaper mundane version of the above.

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"Good touch" A paladin's lay on hands.

"Bad touch" Nasty touch effects delivered by undead, especially shadows, wights, or ghouls.

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Bug Zapper: Wand of Magic Missile (when applied to things like striges)

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Pointy hug: grappling while wearing spiked armor, Lawful stupid: also known as lawful good, Hilarious: playing a dex based char and watching the tank get swarmed by swarms.

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geek soduku: Finding which geeks can play at which table at which times. with which characters to balance party numbers, party compositions, who wants to play which character at which level and play the faction relevant scenarios.

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Characters & Chronicles : the game that we play in between sessions where we try to get all of our paperwork up to date.

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TPS Report: Derogatory term for the extra piece of paper you fill out to track your purchases instead of just writing them on your chronicle. You filled out the cover-sheet correctly, correct?

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Venture critter: Those people crazy enough to print chronicles for you.

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Stormwind Fallacy: A logical construct largely debunked that dictates the demarcation between 'roleplay' via interaction versus 'rollplay' via mechanical results and the optimization for either method.

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TPK: TOZ party kill :)

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Aw c'mon, there's only been like two of those...

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Dwarven lockpicks: any heavy weapon used to open a door.

Standard gear: rope, lots of rope, and more rope.

Cheese: any character that deals more damage than you.

"I'm sure nothing will go wrong": what happens whenever we're sent to a social gathering that surely won't have any combat, Aspis attacks, sudden demons, or unexpected explosions. Honestly.

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Speed run: a late night, after-the-official-game session that takes place at a 24hr diner and involves an hour long run through of an Evergreen scenario.

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Nefreet wrote:
Speed run: a late night, after-the-official-game session that takes place at a 24hr diner and involves an hour long run through of an Evergreen scenario.

ALTERNATIVELY: A PbP that resolves in hours or days rather than weeks or months.

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Kurald Galain wrote:
Cheese: any character that deals more damage than you.

I like this one. I once had a very good/well known GM at pre-Gen Con Scotty's that after the first round of combat with my character, went "*Sniff*, smells like limburger in here." (or something really close along those lines)

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Magic players: Someone who will ALWAYS interrupt your game, as long as they remain within 200 feet.

Magic player: a wizard who only prepares the spell matchmaking.

Saintly: a new player who actually listens to you.

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claudekennilol wrote:
Kurald Galain wrote:
Cheese: any character that deals more damage than you.
I like this one. I once had a very good/well known GM at pre-Gen Con Scotty's that after the first round of combat with my character, went "*Sniff*, smells like limburger in here." (or something really close along those lines)

Are you SURE that they weren't referring to Scotty's itself? There WAS a bit of a funk by our table this year...

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Pathfinder battles prepainted plastic miniatures: A disconnected base at which you throw money

powergamer: someone who you can't live with, and can't live without, minus the live without.

Out-of-game-caltrops: D4

Blood of the elements: a book for samurai.

falcata: the best weapon in the game

pathfinders: ITS PATHFINDER GODDAMNIT! PATHFINDER, NOT PATHFINDERS!

die: the singular noun of dice. also what I want to do when you misuse the singular noun of dice

TPK: something you brought upon yourself

00% roll twice and combine: the best random encounter.

ultimate campaign: housebuilding.exe

Cornflakes: something that is perpetually on one of your players shirts.


Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Nefreet wrote:
Speed run: a late night, after-the-official-game session that takes place at a 24hr diner and involves an hour long run through of an Evergreen scenario.
ALTERNATIVELY: A PbP that resolves in hours or days rather than weeks or months.

Alternatively, a Speed Run is what you do (often several times) after the E. coli and/or Salmonella in the diner food takes effect . . . .

Just your average clone wrote:

{. . .}

Cornflakes: something that is perpetually on one of your players shirts.

I thought they usually had pizza or hot pockets on them, and they are likely to be partially asymptomatic carriers of the Enterobacteriaceae mentioned above . . . .

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I am obsessed with cornflakes.
My apologies

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Face: (noun)
1) What the barbarian is about to smash, unprovoked, on a person you just met.
2) The person designated as having the responsibility of talking, in the hopes of non-violent outcomes, before the barbarian can act.

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____ monkey

A character with a focus on ______ . Skill monkey = has a lot of skills.

Diplomancer: someone with diplomacy cranked so high it works magic.

Flunk flank: Failing to create opportunities to flank, especially for a rogue.

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We Be <Blank>: Phrase used to describe scenarios where you play a particular archetype of character. Stems from the "We Be Goblins" series. Examples: "We Be Aspis," "We Be Aspis 2," "We Be Kobolds," and "We Be Elementals."

Sorry, but that's what everyone calls it here. ;) "Serpents Rise? Is that We Be Aspis?"

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"Flank & Shank" - the default tactics of a team of rogues, generally enemies.

"Scry & Die" - the rarely (in PFS) utilized strategy of spying on an enemy via e.g. crystal ball, then teleporting in to quickly obliterate him.

"Cleric on a stick" - a wand of CLW.

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mook: a nameless NPC nobody that come in groups. They exist as either a warm up encounter or as a means of blocking the charge lane to the boss.

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paladin: magic word that summons flames on the Paizo forums

paladin alignment thread: any forum thread with the words "paladin", "alignment", "necromancer", or "create undead" in the title

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Knock: 1. A sorcerer/wizard spell that opens doors, and has no material component. 2. A rogue spell that opens doors, and uses masterwork lock picks as the material component. 3. A barbarian spell that opens doors, and uses an adamantine earthbreaker as the material component.

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Andrew Roberts wrote:

We Be <Blank>: Phrase used to describe scenarios where you play a particular archetype of character. Stems from the "We Be Goblins" series. Examples: "We Be Aspis," "We Be Aspis 2," "We Be Kobolds," and "We Be Elementals."

Sorry, but that's what everyone calls it here. ;) "Serpents Rise? Is that We Be Aspis?"

No apologies necessary. That's what we call them around the office until we come up with official titles, too. :)

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We Be Developers?

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Nefreet wrote:
We Be Developers?

We Be Devs

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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Nefreet wrote:
We Be Developers?
We Be Devs

I'm waiting for We Be Runelords. ;)

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Sub-boss: Warm up encounter before the adventure's climax with an annoying tendency of making the BBEG look like a pushover by comparison.

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Andrew Roberts wrote:
Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Nefreet wrote:
We Be Developers?
We Be Devs
I'm waiting for We Be Runelords. ;)

TAKE.

MY.

MONEY!!!

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Removed some inappropriate posts and their responses. Keep it clean folks, and let's not encourage gatekeeping because new players might not know the minutiae of tabletop gaming history.

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Wand de-chargers - traps that just do HP damage

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To Pathfinder (v): To thoroughly ransack a room/corpses of anything of value. Derived from "to Greyhawk".

Barbarian Lockpicking Method: A strength check to break a door

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Michael Meunier wrote:


Barbarian Lockpicking Method: A strength check to break a door

Alternatively, a barbarian's adamantine greataxe.

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+1 mithral full plate of speed: A barbarians best friend

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