Here's the version I'm using as a springboard.
http://rulesoftheinternet.com/
Oh no RULES!.
Here are the examples given and how this can be done.
ƒƒƒƒƒ. ˙pɹɐʇǝɹ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɟI - For clear reading go here ►►► upside down text. and flip text ⇚.
http://www.fliptext.info/ http://www.flipatext.com/
In Pathfinder, you can put a character's text upside down in quotes to indicate you are making them sound like Int. and Wis. are 3 or less.
P1. All internet addresses must be converted into Paizo format. They can also be in literal format in addition.
P2. Except when directly quoting something, you should substitute Int. and Wis. are 3 or less.
ƒƒƒƒ. Uncyclopedia is never wrong, NO EXCEPTIONS, ever.
ƒƒƒƒ.2. On the other hand, Conservapedia is always wrong.
ƒƒƒƒ.3. Don't even THINK about Metapedia.
ƒƒƒ. None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.
ƒƒƒ.2. The ones that matter are 1, 2, 34, 34∞, 63, 93, 406, 899 and ∞34.
ƒƒƒ.3. Except for 34∞. It's terrible.
ƒƒƒ.4. No it isn't.
ƒƒ. Rule 0 is not not not not not untruthful.
1. Do not talk about /b/.
It looks too much like the start of bold.
2. You do NOT talk about /b/.
Bold and all-caps should be used sparingly and for empathsis.(sp)
P3. When spellcheck fails you just add (sp) and let the grammar police fix it with no guilt
2.1 ALWAYS speak /c/.
2.2. Remember 2nd place.
2.3. It doesn't matter! I missed...
2.4. AGAIN?! WHAT THE HECK!
2.5. If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything.
e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.
e.2. To the power of negative X over lambda.
e.e. My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi.
3. We are Anonymous.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105.... Expect us.
abc. omegle is epic and so is tumblr
4. Anonymous is legion.
The mysterious stranger is loosely based on Anonymous
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
He may be roleplaying and posting using the name Mysterious Stranger.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210... Didn't expect them!
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. Always register with your local service provider.
ln 9001. Power levels tell you nothing. Rules of the Internet tell you everything.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
20.2. Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.
20.3. Except for rule 2719hex.
20.20 Rainbow Dash is about 20% cooler than you.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. ( This temporary rule) If America does a major mistake, there is an old video of Bernie warning against it. http://i.imgur.com/aj3cNVl.jpg
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
28.5. If it TRULY is a girl, then this is an INCEPTION!!! Only way out is to die, so look at Chuck Norris the wrong way.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
30.1. Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet.
30.2. If girls are found on the deep internet, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED!
31.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. rule 32
32.5 All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.
32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day.
32.7. The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photoshopped.
32i. I'm cool. See rule i.
33. Lurk more — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. rule 34 of the internet what is rule 34 zelda ❸❹
34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.
34.4. If it exists, there is a YouTube of it.
34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.
34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.
34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet.
Everything not real belongs in a Pathfinder Game.
34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. rule 35 of the internet ❸❺
35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
This justifies the existence of Ponyfinder
35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube.
35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one.
35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it.
35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
35.99. If no mario paint composer version is found of it, it will be made.
35∞. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.
36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). internet rule 37
In game, trying will summon Nyarlotep.
37.2. Xero Chance can divide by Zero.
37.3. Pinkie Pie can divide by zero. She can break the 4th wall as canon. What can't she do?
Herbivores cannot eat meat.
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
38.5 Don't drop that thun thun thun. No exceptions.
38.702. Rule 38.5 is false. Don't drop that Dedenne.
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Needs more Desu. No exceptions.
41.2. Scroll down.
41.3. ALL THE WAY.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. rule 43
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
46.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
47.2. YOU ARE FOOL!
47.3. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
So if a bag of tricks yields some sort of cat, so does the next pull from the bag.
Likewise encounters.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
A thread about suicide bombing was recently locked. The Paizo boards have rules. The Paizo board rules are fair and just. Everybody loves the Paizo board rules.