United Nations of Paizo, Roll Call!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

C'mon, folks! I know I haven't heard from everyone yet! It's a Small World, After All - but I know it's bigger than just 300 posts!

[The Purity of Violence]

F***EN 'STRAYA!

[bugleyman]

I live in 'Murica. F yeah!

[captain yesterday]

I've never heard of such a country, where is it.

[Rysky]

Oh, poor, sweet, naive man of yesteryear...

[Ye Olde Timey Captain Yesterday]

In my day, we had to know how to spell our country's name.

Just saying. :-)

[Rysky]

You also had to be able to point out your country on the map.

[bugleyman]

captain yesterday wrote:

I've never heard of such a country, where is it.

The center of the universe. Duh.

[Rysky]

bugleyman wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I've never heard of such a country, where is it.

The center of the universe. Duh.

And yet it moves...

[Dragoncat]

bugleyman wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I've never heard of such a country, where is it.

The center of the universe. Duh.

Really? I thought that was Toronto.

[bugleyman]

Rysky wrote:

And yet it moves...

Does it? :P

[Ford Prefect]

I've been to the center of the universe, and it most definitely isn't Murica (wherever that is).

[Rysky]

bugleyman wrote:

Rysky wrote:

And yet it moves...

Does it? :P

Going off that screen cap, yep.

[bugleyman]

Ford Prefect wrote:

I've been to the center of the universe, and it most definitely isn't Murica (wherever that is).

Filthy lies!

[captain yesterday]

Rysky wrote:

bugleyman wrote:

Rysky wrote:

And yet it moves...

Does it? :P

Going off that screen cap, yep.

I didn't click the link. :-)

Just kidding around anyway, even if the spelling B champion in me is crying a little bit. :-)

[bugleyman]

Rysky wrote:

Going off that screen cap, yep.

Do you even lift, bro?

[bugleyman]

captain yesterday wrote:

Just kidding around anyway, even if the spelling B champion in me is crying a little bit. :-)

Don't you mean "spelling bee?"

I KID!

[David M Mallon]

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Current map of locations, according to best information available

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[captain yesterday]

No, I live in America, spelling bees aren't funded, so they get as many letters as they can afford.

To win, all I had to spell was "f%*$ you Reagan"

[Kip84]

Australia mate.

More specifically, The Blue Mountains, NSW

[Snorter]

What makes those mountains Not Safe for Work?
They must be 'blue', indeed.

[Dusan Frolkovic]

Just so you can catch them all, Slovakia (just look for the country squeezed between Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic ^^) here.

[GM_Beernorg]

Actually I would assume that NSW is New South Wales...though it is funnier the other way.

[T.A.U.]

How could I've missed this thread before.
I'm from Padua, Veneto, Italy but in the next two weeks (after mine wedding) I'll move to Genoa, Liguria, Italy.

[Kip84]

New South Wales is definitely NSFW that's why I do my best to do as little as possible ;P

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Time for another update, I guess:

USA...
-...But Not Particularly Happy About It: 5
-...But Refuses to Admit It: 3
-...But a Suspected Secessionist: 2
-...Bordering On Our Resource-Rich But Disaster-Prone TMI Territory: 9
-...And Maybe a Bit Too Enthusiastic About It: 8
-...And Suspiciously Taciturn About It: 3
-...But Not For Much Longer: 3
-...True-Blue, Red-Blooded, White-Hat Citizens Remaining: 12
-...in Sum Total: 45

Hamletopia Denmark: 2

UK: 17

Poland: 2

South Africa: 1

Italy (if you ever miraculously find a black-and-white composition notebook with better-than-pedestrian-quality drawings, cartoons, and notes, all in English, that looks like it might be about 18 years old, somewhere around there, let me know): 3

Australia F***EN 'STRAYA!: 8

Sweden: 2

Canada (C'mon, Australia's got you OUTNUMBERED!): 7

UAE: 1

Germany Ken: 4

France Ryu: 4

New Zealand Middle-Earth: 4

Osirion Egypt: 1

Belgium, man!: 1

Finland: 2

The Netherlands: 2

Mexico: 2

Chile (not so much a country as a vertebral column for a continent): 1

Planet of the Action Figures Taiwan: 1

Ethpaña: 1

Israel (Please clear the runway!): 1

Argentina: 1

(Imma chargin') Malaysia: 1

Norway: 1

Slovakia (ancestral home of Jesse Ventura James George Janos!): 1

RUSSIA!: 1

[bodhranist]

Sure, I'll help out the collection! I live in Saint Petersburg, Russia. I moved here a few years ago from Eugene, OR, United States.

Someone may find it interesting to know what the RPG options are here. There's no Russian-language version of Pathfinder, or most versions of D&D. However, there are translations of Savage Worlds and Deadlands, FATE Accelerated edition, Trail of Cthulhu, and D&D 4E.

EDIT: Shoutout to Goddity from the Aerican Empire. I like your national anthem.

[Rosgakori]

In Finland, in a town called Pori lived a Rosgakori.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

C'mon, folks, don't quit now! COME ONE, COME ALL!!!

[captain yesterday]

I still have no idea what category I fall into, maybe the looks strikingly like Brad Pitt, possibly...

Edit: but only in Legends of the Fall era.

[Molten Dragon]

Mrs Molten Dragon is convinced that Brad Pitt is a smelly hippie.

Im Not confirming or denying it, just reporting.

[captain yesterday]

He might be a hippie, but I doubt someone with that much money could be called smelly. I know I look like a hippie, yet I don't have a problem showering regularly. :-)

[Cole Deschain]

captain yesterday wrote:

He might be a hippie, but I doubt someone with that much money could be called smelly.

Two words: Howard Hughes.

[Randarak]

Molten Dragon wrote:

Mrs Molten Dragon is convinced that Brad Pitt is a smelly hippie.

Im Not confirming or denying it, just reporting.

This is anecdotal, and I have no reason to believe it wasn't true, but my cousin Laura's husband Joe encountered an inebriated Brad Pitt in a bar during the "Legends of the Fall" era, and did mention that he (Joe) found him (Brad) to be unpleasantly fragrant at the time.

[Samy]

Finland.

[Sissyl]

Cole Deschain wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

He might be a hippie, but I doubt someone with that much money could be called smelly.

Two words: Howard Hughes.

Howard Hughes had a very severe case of OCD, IIRC. It can do terrible things to people.

[Goddity]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Goddity wrote:

I'm from the The Aerican Empire.

Should there be an 'm' in there, or are you one of the Wind-People?

No "m". Aerican.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

C'MON, WORLD, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!

[captain yesterday]

Have you tried Google.

[Goddity]

Just out of interest, what did you mean by "Wind-People"?

[Morain]

Egersund in Norway

[Dover Pro]

Hullo. I'm from New England, in the U.S.. That's the upper right bit of the country. The actual state I'm from is a Commonwealth and where I grew up you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting something historical.

[GeraintElberion]

Imagine being Egyptian: there even the dead cats are historical!

[David M Mallon]

David M Mallon wrote:

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Current map of locations, according to best information available

Updated

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[Samy]

Cool map. I am more precisely Turku, Finland.

[Corathonv2]

I was born in the USA, but currently I live in Germany.

[captain yesterday]

How! How am I still the only one from the state that birthed dungeons and dragons.

[aatea]

Snellville (relatively near Atlanta), Georgia. For those of you in Georgia, "where everybody is somebody!" And yes, that is seriously Snellville's city motto...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Goddity wrote:

Just out of interest, what did you mean by "Wind-People"?

"Aerican Empire?" That was my best guess as to what that meant.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Updating whether you like it or not!:

USA...
-...But Not Particularly Happy About It: 5
-...But Refuses to Admit It: 3
-...But a Suspected Secessionist: 2
-...Bordering On Our Resource-Rich But Disaster-Prone TMI Territory: 11
-...And Maybe a Bit Too Enthusiastic About It: 8
-...And Suspiciously Taciturn About It: 3
-...But Not For Much Longer: 3
-...True-Blue, Red-Blooded, White-Hat Citizens Remaining: 12
-...in Sum Total: 47

Denmark Hamletopia: 2

UK: 17

Poland: 2

South Africa: 1

Italy: 3

Australia F***EN 'STRAYA!: 8

Sweden: 2

Canada (C'mon, Australia's got you OUTNUMBERED!): 7

UAE: 1

Germany Oliver Hardy: 5

France Stan Laurel: 4

New Zealand Middle-Earth: 4

Osirion Egypt: 1

Belgium, man!: 1

Finland Coolesteverland!: 4

The Netherlands: 2

Mexico: 2

Chile (not so much a country as a vertebral column for a continent): 1

Planet of the Action Figures Taiwan: 1

Ethpaña: 1

Israel (Please clear the runway!): 1

Argentina: 1

(Imma chargin') Malaysia: 1

Norway Snoreway: 2

Slovakia (ancestral home of Jesse Ventura James George Janos!): 1

RUSSIA!: 1