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The Fancy Princess
Once upon a time, there was a princess who loved to be fancy. She would dress fancy. She would act fancy. She would eat fancy meals. The princess loved the idea of fancy things so much, she urged everyone around her to act like she did.
Finally, her friends got tired of her s@*% and invoked an ancient ritual which summoned a terrible demon. The demon then brought about the end of the world.
The end.
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The Magic Bracelet
Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who decided to prove his courage and skill by going on an adventure. During the course of his journey, he discovered a hidden trove of treasures, both magical and mundane. One of those treasure, a jewel encrusted bracelet, spoke to the prince. It told him whoever wore it would have their lives changed forever.
So the prince put the magic bracelet on. It began to shrink, growing tighter and tighter until it cut into and through his arm.
The prince bled to death.
The end.
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The Brothers Who Fought Monsters
Once upon a time, there were two brothers who travelled the land, battling monsters and saving lives.
One day, the brothers came across a monster who was too tough for them. The monster killed them, then killed all their friends, and burned their houses down. The monster then travelled back in time, and prevented the world from ever coming into existence.
The end.
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The Brothers Who Fought Monsters
Once upon a time, there were two brothers who travelled the land, battling monsters and saving lives.
One day, the brothers came across a monster who was too tough for them. The monster killed them, then killed all their friends, and burned their houses down. The monster then travelled back in time, and prevented the world from ever coming into existence.
The end.
So...this story never actually took place...
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Whoa. Dude... that means, like, we couldn't even comment on it...
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The Adventurous Young Heroes
Once upon a time, there were two young people who saw themselves as heroes. For some time, they were very successful at defeating all kinds of monsters and nefarious plans, all with their wit and bravery.
One day, however, they came across a monster who didn't give a s&$# how witty and brave they were. He skinned them both alive, made some lamp shades, then animated their corpses to act out scenes from his favorite plays.
The End.
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The Girl Who Travelled to the Land of the Unicorns
Once upon a time, a young girl found a magical bracelet that transported her to the land where the unicorns lived. The king of the unicorns, who could fly, offered to take her for a ride. Once they were high enough, he dropped her.
The End
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The Once-Handsome Prince
Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. He was young, and though not terribly strong, he was smart, and kind, and had many wonderful adventures.
Then he grew older, and decrepit. His life fell apart and his dreams died around him. And death would not spare him.
The end.
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The Generous Genie
Once upon a time, there was a genie. He decided it would be great fun to be overly generous for a day, and grant as many people as possible one wish each.
Twenty-four hours later, the genie stood amidst the smoking ruins of the world and laughed.
The end.
I know. I was there. I was that genie.
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The Courageous Dragon Riders
Once upon a time, in a barbarian village, there lived several young warriors who dreamed of taming dragons and riding them. One day, the leader of this small group lead his companions into the land of dragons to finally fulfill their dream.
The dragons ate them all. After roasting them with their flaming breaths.
Then the dragons backtracked to the village and burned it as well.
The end.