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Where! Where fore ist thy wallet!


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{briefly stops rubbing furniture polish on Master Kretzer}

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.


Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!

Silver Crusade

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{briefly stops rubbing furniture polish on Master Kretzer} Huh. Mistress, do you have SKR & Boomer's Darkness Without Form: Secrets of the Mimic?

I does not.

Would you recommend it?

I have vague memories of it being "creepy good", but it's been a lonnnnnnng time since I've read it. I'll have to dig it out, re-read it, and back to you.

Grazie :3

Silver Crusade

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Every time I feel confident in my inherent kinkiness, something gets invented that reminds me just how unexcitingly vanilla I really am.

Wut.

No Thankies, if I want to lick my Kitty, I'll use my own tongue thank you very much.

Silver Crusade

Shakespearean Drizz't wrote:
Where! Where fore ist thy wallet!

*narrows eyes*

In my jacket. It's empty though.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{briefly stops rubbing furniture polish on Master Kretzer}

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

And good taste to stop that rhyming one word sooner.

Silver Crusade

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!

What about the mouse traps? Did he at least land in those?


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Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Every time I feel confident in my inherent kinkiness, something gets invented that reminds me just how unexcitingly vanilla I really am.

Wut.

No Thankies, if I want to lick my Kitty, I'll use my own tongue thank you very much.

!

=^_^=

Silver Crusade

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Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Every time I feel confident in my inherent kinkiness, something gets invented that reminds me just how unexcitingly vanilla I really am.

Wut.

No Thankies, if I want to lick my Kitty, I'll use my own tongue thank you very much.

!

=^_^=

And Succubi have long tongues too.


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meows hopefully

Silver Crusade

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Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
meows hopefully

Ai, but first cuddling, as I really need to go back to sleep.

*scoops up Kitty and leaves thread*

G'night all!

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16

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Rysky wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

What's your opinion on mimics?

Have you ever thrown a mimic against your players' PCs?
If so, what was its disguised as?

Have you ever fought against a mimic as a PC?

Love em :3

Yes.
Shocking absolutely no one, a grand and ornate chest in the middle of an empty room up a bit on a platform early on in a dungeon. The actual shocking part was no one thought this was odd. Until they touched it and found themselves stuck...

Just in video games.

I think I know why. :P

Silver Crusade

Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

What's your opinion on mimics?

Have you ever thrown a mimic against your players' PCs?
If so, what was its disguised as?

Have you ever fought against a mimic as a PC?

Love em :3

Yes.
Shocking absolutely no one, a grand and ornate chest in the middle of an empty room up a bit on a platform early on in a dungeon. The actual shocking part was no one thought this was odd. Until they touched it and found themselves stuck...

Just in video games.

I think I know why. :P

Oh oh you know something I don't!

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16

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I was thinking of a certain piece (or pieces actually) of Mimic related art.

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Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
I was thinking of a certain piece (or pieces actually) of Mimic related art.

OH! Heheheeh :3

SPA MIMIC!

I thought you might have known why our GMs never throw them at us ;p


I read that as SPAM MIMIC. Which would explain a few things.

Silver Crusade

Sissyl wrote:
I read that as SPAM MIMIC. Which would explain a few things.

NO


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John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!

'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}

Silver Crusade

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}

Wumpums is considerate like that.


Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
I read that as SPAM MIMIC. Which would explain a few things.
NO

I think if you ever actually sent that against your players, they'd be encouraged to smack you.

Unless you're referring to the meat product, in which case they'd just look at you funny.

Silver Crusade

Dragoncat wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
I read that as SPAM MIMIC. Which would explain a few things.
NO

I think if you ever actually sent that against your players, they'd be encouraged to smack you.

Unless you're referring to the meat product, in which case they'd just look at you funny.

Both are cruel and unusual and I would not set something so heinous against my players who barely put up with me as is.


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Rysky wrote:
Dragoncat wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
I read that as SPAM MIMIC. Which would explain a few things.
NO

I think if you ever actually sent that against your players, they'd be encouraged to smack you.

Unless you're referring to the meat product, in which case they'd just look at you funny.

Both are cruel and unusual and I would not set something so heinous against my players who barely put up with me as is.

Good GM. :)

Silver Crusade

Dragoncat wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Dragoncat wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
I read that as SPAM MIMIC. Which would explain a few things.
NO

I think if you ever actually sent that against your players, they'd be encouraged to smack you.

Unless you're referring to the meat product, in which case they'd just look at you funny.

Both are cruel and unusual and I would not set something so heinous against my players who barely put up with me as is.
Good GM. :)

I try.


Why am i dealt 2 confirmed nat 20, for the boss of Crypt of the Everflame, slaying the 2 highest armored PCs?


Chyrone wrote:

Why am i dealt 2 confirmed nat 20, for the boss of Crypt of the Everflame, slaying the 2 highest armored PCs?

Probably because RNGesus hath decreed it, and His word is Law.

Silver Crusade

Chyrone wrote:

Why am i dealt 2 confirmed nat 20, for the boss of Crypt of the Everflame, slaying the 2 highest armored PCs?

Because they thought their Jingasas were worthless now and went for better AC instead.

Because AC is evil.

Silver Crusade

Dragoncat wrote:
Chyrone wrote:

Why am i dealt 2 confirmed nat 20, for the boss of Crypt of the Everflame, slaying the 2 highest armored PCs?

Probably because RNGesus hath decreed it, and His word is Law.

Pharasma was lonely.


Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.

<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!

Silver Crusade

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.
<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!

See? He left stuff to occupy Hunt so he wouldn't be lonely.


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Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.
<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!
See? He left stuff to occupy Hunt so he wouldn't be lonely.

I am nice that way.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.
<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!
See? He left stuff to occupy Hunt so he wouldn't be lonely.
I am nice that way.

Cause you Iz good stool with nice new saddle.


Are you going to ride him into the sunset?

Yippee Ki-Oh Ki-Ay?

Silver Crusade

Limeylongears wrote:

Are you going to ride him into the sunset?

Yippee Ki-Oh Ki-Ay?

I was thinking more until dawn.

But then you had to go and make it weird.


Then you won't be movin' to Montana soon?

Silver Crusade

Limeylongears wrote:
Then you won't be movin' to Montana soon?

Kretzer is certainly not dinky, so no.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.
<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!

....

Seriously, I've got to consider getting stock options in bactine.


Tammy uses Witch Hazel.

Silver Crusade

Tammy the Lich wrote:
Tammy uses Witch Hazel.

The lotion or your friend Hazel who has levels in Witch?


Both?

Silver Crusade

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Tammy the Lich wrote:
Both?

Hmm, Lotion Witch.

Interesting...


Much better than SPAM MIMICS, absolutely agreed.

Silver Crusade

Sissyl wrote:
Much better than SPAM MIMICS, absolutely agreed.

*nods*


Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.
<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!
See? He left stuff to occupy Hunt so he wouldn't be lonely.
I am nice that way.
Cause you Iz good stool with nice new saddle.

*Dreamy Sigh*....

Question...

Why do you like these Pugwampi?

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

*Punts Hunt*

Wow I got a good distance on that one.

Captain Killjoy wrote:
Pity you missed the pile of bear traps I set aside for a landing pad!
'Sokay. MP's collection of cacti, caltrops, and rusty barbed wire broke my fall. {eats bottle of bactine as first aid}
Wumpums is considerate like that.
<WHACK> Hey Master Kr- <WHACK> Kretz- <WHACK> Kretzer! I found- <WHACK> you- <WHACK> your misplaced rake collection <WHACK> over here!
See? He left stuff to occupy Hunt so he wouldn't be lonely.
I am nice that way.
Cause you Iz good stool with nice new saddle.

*Dreamy Sigh*....

Question...

Why do you like these Pugwampi?

I'm fond of Auras of Unluck.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cause you Iz good stool with nice new saddle.

*Dreamy Sigh*....

Question...

Why do you like these Pugwampi?

We pugwampi tend to grow on you kinda like a lichen or fungus. No really, it's true.

See, MK, you've got a new baby 'wampi growing right there between your toes. Squeeee! Can I name him, can I, can I?!?! I wanna call him "Jammy". He looks like a real funguy.


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And it talks like a mobster, planning for power.
It can only be removed/killed, by plenty of dog drewl.

Can you guess the reference, Rysky?

Silver Crusade

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cause you Iz good stool with nice new saddle.

*Dreamy Sigh*....

Question...

Why do you like these Pugwampi?

We pugwampi tend to grow on you kinda like a lichen or fungus. No really, it's true.

See, MK, you've got a new baby 'wampi growing right there between your toes. Squeeee! Can I name him, can I, can I?!?! I wanna call him "Jammy". He looks like a real funguy.

... ow.

Silver Crusade

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

And it talks like a mobster, planning for power.

It can only be removed/killed, by plenty of dog drewl.

Can you guess the reference, Rysky?

"Stupid Fiend! You make me look bad!"

:3


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:


...
Why do you like these Pugwampi?

I'm fond of Auras of Unluck.

And here I thought it was because we're natty dressers!

*straightens the bow tie on his tux*

So Rysky, we have now reached 2000 POSTS!!!

How long do you think this thread will run?

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