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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Larkos wrote:


And LN? Please. He's as LG as the come.

He's been coming off awfully CG, at least recently.

"I'm loyal to nothing, General...except the Dream."

I see your point and I could go along with that maybe. He's closer to CG than LN.

I still argue for LG. You can be Lawful without necessarily respecting the law. In fact, a LG character is required by his/her conscience to disobey unjust laws. He fights for the ideals of America; America as it should be rather than America as it is. He has discipline and a strong moral code. Even when he was branded a traitor by the government in Civil War, his primary concern was still helping people like he had always done. He chose not to attack the government except to liberate his friends and even encouraged crime-fighting despite it dividing his attention.

Captain America is one of the best examples in my mind of LG as it's meant to be played.


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^ +1 ^

As for more funny ideas, stumbled across this starting Here and ending here.

Journ-O-LST-3 wrote:
I guess humans/elves/orcas get [souls] because of their innate human/elf/orca-ness or something but I'm not seeing as much interest in that beyond a tiny sidebar about souls in a larger thing.
Bellona wrote:
"Orcas". Was that a result of spell-checker tyranny? :)
rknop wrote:
Have you been to Belkzen recently? The entire place is one big sea. No land animals at all any more. Controlled by tribes of killer whales.
Set wrote:
rknop wrote:
Have you been to Belkzen recently? The entire place is one big sea. No land animals at all any more. Controlled by tribes of killer whales.

An aquatic nation run by awakened cetaceans? That could be hot. Better than Outsea, really.

Whether or not the existence of celestial and fiendish template killer whales on the summon monster list is a point in favor of orcas having souls I leave up to the Jesuits.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Set wrote:
rknop wrote:
Have you been to Belkzen recently? The entire place is one big sea. No land animals at all any more. Controlled by tribes of killer whales.

An aquatic nation run by awakened cetaceans? That could be hot. Better than Outsea, really.

Whether or not the existence of celestial and fiendish template killer whales on the summon monster list is a point in favor of orcas having souls I leave up to the Jesuits.

These posts are just shameless Mikaze bait. I heartily approve. :)
Journ-O-LST-3 wrote:
Bellona wrote:
"Orcas". Was that a result of spell-checker tyranny? :)

It's more of a tic.

And now I'm all for the land of awakened cetaceans. Because a sperm whale with ten levels of blood rager sounds pretty good.

Set wrote:
These killer whales have levels in ninja, 'cause nothing says 'the GM hates you' like a killer whale with sneak attack and vanishing trick.


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Back in the AD&D 2nd Ed days, I played a gruff, no-nonsense, cigar-chomping, lightly-armoredd, crossbow-specialist paladin. He wandered the countryside defending the weak against the striong, according to his own sense of justice.

The character was was loosely based on the Clint Eastwood character "The Man With No Name" from the Sergio Leone spaghetti western trilogy (A Fistful of Dollars; A Few Dollars More; and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.)


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Calvin and Hobbs,
Druid Prodigy child with a predilection for wild shaping into carnivorous dinosaurs and his awakened tiger animal companion.
they recently discovered a numerian ship and started to outfit themselves accordingly:)


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A Mime,
Zon-Kuthon worshipping Bard (street performer archetype)

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Tengu Barbarian (Birdbarian?) Aka Angry Bird


A halfling barbarian with a two-handed greataxe of large size that he won in wrestling match with a giant?

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captain yesterday wrote:

Calvin and Hobbs,

Druid Prodigy child with a predilection for wild shaping into carnivorous dinosaurs and his awakened tiger animal companion.
they recently discovered a numerian ship and started to outfit themselves accordingly:)

I thought summoner would work but that works better

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Randarak wrote:
A halfling barbarian with a two-handed greataxe of large size that he won in wrestling match with a giant?

Arm wrestling


equinoxmaster wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Calvin and Hobbs,

Druid Prodigy child with a predilection for wild shaping into carnivorous dinosaurs and his awakened tiger animal companion.
they recently discovered a numerian ship and started to outfit themselves accordingly:)
I thought summoner would work but that works better

i hate summoners:) and with his habit of imagining himself a t-rex i felt Druid fit him better

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captain yesterday wrote:
equinoxmaster wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Calvin and Hobbs,

Druid Prodigy child with a predilection for wild shaping into carnivorous dinosaurs and his awakened tiger animal companion.
they recently discovered a numerian ship and started to outfit themselves accordingly:)
I thought summoner would work but that works better
i hate summoners:) and with his habit of imagining himself a t-rex i felt Druid fit him better

but that would mean he couldnt wear metal armor which would mean no spaceman spiff

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equinoxmaster wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Calvin and Hobbs,

Druid Prodigy child with a predilection for wild shaping into carnivorous dinosaurs and his awakened tiger animal companion.
they recently discovered a numerian ship and started to outfit themselves accordingly:)
I thought summoner would work but that works better

I'm sticking to my Summoner guns here. Calvin doesn't have the Wisdom score to be a Druid (that's a big part of Hobbes' function, after all: to serve as Calvin's prosthetic modicum of common sense) - on the other hand, he does seem to have the Intelligence and/or Charisma to be a passable arcane magician.

Also: A high-Charisma Halfling Barbarian with the Childlike feat and maximum Intimidate ranks - more or less, the baby from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?.


On space armor: there are many different kinds of material in the universe to make armor out of rather then metal, aliens would seem the type to find it.

Calvin is wiser then people give him credit for:)

and i really really hate f#&!ing piece of s~~@ Summoners so i will also stick to my Druid idealization:)


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Eddie Valiant, Investigator

R.I.P. Bob Hoskins!


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Might be time to step away from the forums for a bit Cap =P

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the main characters from fairy tail (one of the animes I really enjoy):

Natsu(human sorceror with dragon bloodline)
Erza Scarlet (human fighter/magus/eldritch knight)
Lucy (human conjuror)
happy (unfettered eidolon bard)

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captain yesterday wrote:

Calvin is wiser then people give him credit for:)

There is something to be said for a low Wisdom - think of the gaming systems (GURPS and Vampire: The Masquerade, for example) where DMs are encouraged to allow for the possibility that if a character is insane enough, they wind up warping Reality!


I think the key thing that works against a Druid interpretation of C&H is that the animal companion can't be intelligent. If awakened, it no longer qualifies to be an animal companion (as it's now a Magical Beast, rather than an Animal). Hobbes is far, far too smart to be an INT 2 creature.

If you're adamant against the Summoner solution, your next best bet is having them be two separate characters, a human and an awakened tiger. No idea what classes they'd be though. Calvin might be a Taskshaper with his ability to mimic all sorts of other classes and turn into dinosaurs and stuff =P


okay, Orthos you have a point i never looked that deeply into awakening animals, which i find a bit funny considering every party we've had except one has had Druids, i still hate summoners tho:)


Sterling Archer,
Chelish Rogue (rake Archetype)


Yeah your best bet otherwise is to stat Calvin as some sort of multitalented shapeshifter and Hobbes... man I don't even know, he might not even have a class, just be advancing his racial HD or something.


Mythic Weretiger maybe:)

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Orthos wrote:

If you're adamant against the Summoner solution, your next best bet is having them be two separate characters, a human and an awakened tiger. No idea what classes they'd be though. Calvin might be a Taskshaper with his ability to mimic all sorts of other classes and turn into dinosaurs and stuff =P

An Incarnum meldshaper and/or Pact Magic Binder, maybe? "Almighty Snow Demons, I call upon you for POWER!!!"

Also:

LN Marshall (from 3.0 Miniatures Handbook) - Colonel Mustard
LN Noble (from 3.0 Dragonlance Campaign Setting, I think) - Mrs. Peacock
NN Factotum (from 3.5 Dungeonscape - crummy name, but not too bad a class) - Mr. Green
CN Qedeshot (from Green Ronin's Testament) - Miss Scarlet
NN Rogue - Mrs. White
CN Antiquarian (from here) - Professor Plum
Expert/Shadowcaster (from 3.5 Tome of Magic) with a permanent undetectable alignment - Wadsworth the Butler
CR 10 Haunt - Mr. Boddy
level 1 Bard - Miss Punchline


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just thought of this, it goes against my dislike of Summoner.
Hobbes, Catfolk Summoner (first world Archetype from inner sea magic) and Calvin is the first world eidolon.


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Sir Charles Brown, Paladin.
Snoopy, an awakened dog ranger (Charles' cohort)
Woodstock, Snoopy's bird animal companion.


Korra,
Suli Monk (martial artist archetype) my daughter just thought of this for Mummy's Mask:)

its not funny, but it is pretty cool:)


Skeletor,
Lich Cleric of Rovagug/Wizard/mystic Theurge (option 1)
Lich Oracle of Battle (wasting curse) (option 2)

i like option two personally:)

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captain yesterday wrote:

Korra,

Suli Monk (martial artist archetype) my daughter just thought of this for Mummy's Mask:)

its not funny, but it is pretty cool:)

It doesn't have to be funny on this thread anymore, it just can't be depressing. this thread has turned from funny character ideas to pop culture character creation


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Chicken Boo,
Awakened Dire Chicken Rogue (spy archetype) master spy prestige class


General Zapp Bramblethorn, LN halfling cavalier (order of the Cockatrice) my character for kingmaker:)

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captain yesterday wrote:
Mythic Weretiger maybe:)

NE Weretiger who lures children with tasty breakfast cereal in order to get a tasty breakfast. Sometimes lets victim escape with minor injuries in order to recruit them later for advertising campagians i.e. after lycanthropy brings out the tiger in them.


well i'd personally prefer to not be so dark about it:)

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Abraham Lincoln(Vampire Hunter Inquisitor).


Babar,
Elephant headed Rakshasa despot

Sir Toppenhat,
evil super villain island overlord,
Gnome Wizard, emphasis on clockworks and golems

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Kerney wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Mythic Weretiger maybe:)
NE Weretiger who lures children with tasty breakfast cereal in order to get a tasty breakfast. Sometimes lets victim escape with minor injuries in order to recruit them later for advertising campagians i.e. after lycanthropy brings out the tiger in them.

Is It GRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAT?


Toucan "son of" Sam,
Tengu Inquisitor of Norgorber/Assassin.


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"Grandma"
male Werewolf that likes wearing women's clothing, also yearns to be able to have a stable relationship without a~$$@+! Lumberjacks bursting in and trying to kill him.


equinoxmaster wrote:
Kerney wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Mythic Weretiger maybe:)
NE Weretiger who lures children with tasty breakfast cereal in order to get a tasty breakfast. Sometimes lets victim escape with minor injuries in order to recruit them later for advertising campagians i.e. after lycanthropy brings out the tiger in them.
Is It GRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAT?

ahahaha! i get it now, thanks equinoxmaster, completely went over my head, great one Kerney:)

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silly rabbit

N unique fey rogue

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my Cavalier


Former treasure-hunter roguish scoundrel, turned paladin.

Will have plenty of bluff and feint. Seems very rough around the edges, but is a convert to the forces of good.


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Chicken Boo,

Awakened Dire Chicken Rogue (spy archetype) master spy prestige class

What are you talking about? Dire Chicken? Your jealousy is plain as day!

*Karate chops through a window*

Three gnome(?) sorcerer (aberrant bloodline) siblings, all Chaotic Neutral. Emphasis on major creation (anvils being the item of choice) and dimension door. One of them has a ranger level dip to get Favored Enemy (clowns).


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This is the character I want to play for Hell's Rebels.

A short but super voluptuous female dwarf Red Mantis assassin. That image just seems funny to me. Red Mantis mask and gear on a short stumpy body with giant boobs.

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captain yesterday wrote:
equinoxmaster wrote:
Kerney wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Mythic Weretiger maybe:)
NE Weretiger who lures children with tasty breakfast cereal in order to get a tasty breakfast. Sometimes lets victim escape with minor injuries in order to recruit them later for advertising campagians i.e. after lycanthropy brings out the tiger in them.
Is It GRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAT?
ahahaha! i get it now, thanks equinoxmaster, completely went over my head, great one Kerney:)

Your welcome captain yesterday

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A party consisting of Minsc and Boo, Nordom, and Grobnar.

A strange variant Wizard who has maximum ranks in Linguistics, enjoys the benefits a permanent expeditious retreat spell, and is otherwise only capable of casting one spell ever - but that spell is limited wish, and he can cast it with no material component required. His name is Rincewind.


DM Under The Bridge wrote:

Former treasure-hunter roguish scoundrel, turned paladin.

Will have plenty of bluff and feint. Seems very rough around the edges, but is a convert to the forces of good.

This is a character that one of my players has already made for my upcoming Savage Tide game. Gestalt Paladin|Rogue.

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LE Infernal flumph aristocrat- "sir burpy the tyrant and lord of evil"

It seemed like an awesome idea in my head at the time


I think a catfolk paladin would be hilarious. Ser Percival Mewidon- ser Purrrrrrcival at your service! Noble defender, and champion of the order of the yarn.

A Vanara drunken master. The drunk monkey! The most feared warrior in the land indeed...

A ditzy sylph air sorceress- a powerful spell-caster, though somewhat air-headed, if you know what I mean. (~_^)


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CN catfolk rogue, and her LE hobgoblin transmuter friend who's all about STRENGTH and golem-building.

Eh, Homestuck's too easy.

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just a funny trap idea

sword with magic aura on it so it detects as a vorpal sword
grab the sword and the inside of the handle opens and is full of rot grubs

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