I like where this is going...
I take the Poog into my "workroom" for an evening. Whatever happened in there, he never comes out.
*Respawns*...is true, Pook missed with bomb and was only one who went BOOM.
Luckily, Poog strapped timed bomb to GoatGroper without him knowing.
It go off in 3..., faster than 3 seconds.
Gnyahahaha
Your evil twin Goop comes to foil your plans.
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MG Noinim kills you for invoking him.
I bar my closet from the outside and have my house fumigated.
I'll test the Death star on your home planet.
Behold! The truth that your cultist god is really some animal bones, bubble gum, duck tape, sticks, and old Halloween costumes voiced by a clone of Morgan Freeman! You die from shock that there are now two Morgan Freeman's out there to awesomely narrate things!
I inform the Intergalactic Duck Council of Alick's new invention, namely duck tape, and watch 1,000,000,000 angry ducks with adamantine plasma ray-shooting beaks descend upon him to enact a great and terrible vengeance.
I drug the ducks so they have poor accuracy so Pulg gets hit in the crossfire.
I put myself back together wish said duck tape and then mummify Goddity in it and drop him(her?) into an active volcano.
Ill use Alick as my lightsaber crystal and go kill jedi babies.
I use the ancient trick of Force-Turn-Off-Your-Lightsaber to stab you. Then I throw Alick into mount doom.
I possess Mt. Doom and turn into a giant magma golem. Then I squish Goddity and convert his followers and everyone else to the worship of me, lest they die a hot magma death.
Oooh, shiny rock, Poog wreck.
I stand back and watch as Poog dies in the lava. And laugh. Defiantly laugh.
Since the same clown keeps popping back up in my closet, I had engineering install an airlock to jettison any unwanted clown in my closet.
I rig up the door to the closet to drop a jester's cap on krevon's head, thus causing him to be jettisoned out the airlock when next he chooses to change his clothes.
I finish pealing AoZK's face off then slap him to death with it.
IHIYB finds things no mortal eyes should see under my bed. Think raiders of the lost ark.
Socks should not suffer so.
Alick shall be sent to the plane of earth where it shall blend in with all the other shiny things and be food for some nameless elemental.
I'll have a squad of stormtroopers shoot at targets in IHUYB general vicinity.
I beat krevon to death with a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
I'll unleash the Avatar of Zao-Kuthon
I AM THE AVATAR OF ALL OF THE GODS! WHO DARES UNLEASH ME?
Then I step on krevon.
I lure Goddity to the set where they are shooting "Pan's Labyrinth 2: Electric Boogaloo" where he is promptly fed to the director Guillermo del Toro to further sustain his life energies for decades to come.
I compress MD into an iron post and plant him in the top of a hill, watching him grimace horribly every time he is struck by lightning.
I hide pennies in pulgs pockets. While I quote The Hobbit, he gets struck by lightning
:hides thirty gold coins "on" Goddity, then releases the Aurumvorax:
Which eats gold, you see.
Oh but you forgot that as an adventurer I have the ability to buy things from anywhere at anytime and ignore the carrying penalties. I already spent the gold on the magic sword I am stabbing you with right now.
*sends both Goddity and GoatToucher (and the magic sword) into space with a mega-trebuchet*
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Sends Sissyl POW ZOOM STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, RALPHIE with a trebuchet that fires trebuchets. With scythe flails on the end.
:sweeps Pulg up with a Swiffer and tosses him in the trash:
I change the setting on the Matrix so that the temperature at Pulgs location is equal too 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999 degrees kelvin. This kills the entire planet. Luckily I'm in space and perfectly safe. Look how that backfired Sissyl. You are still on the planet.
I arrive at my death star and put GT out of his misery with THE GIANT PLANET KILLING LAZAR! No this is not overkill, because "there is no overkill, there is only open fire and I need to reload"
I was on the moon, thanks to Pulg's trebuchet trebuchet. With scythe flails.
.....kyuss worms???
(Gives a nice, wormy kiss,
waits for inevitable transformation)
Has a whole bunch of tablets left over from sorting out the dog. Forcibly administers them to Rakshaka.
Sends Pulg to the dog groomer where he is shaved bald and disintegrates.
I distract the ghost army IHIYC set on me by yelling at them I AM YOUR FATHER before pointing out to them that as a high old one, I get evil cleric minions who have control undead. At my behest the army charges and kills Molten Dragon. Then IHIYC. Then AoZK. Then everyone who isn't me or on my side. Then they leave for the afterlife to torture you guys a bit.