Why did I drink so much water before this 5-hour trip?
Why did I drink so much water before this 5-hour trip?
You were thirsty.
Also, you're an idiot. Try peeing when you are stuck in traffic in the middle of the highway! Haha! Let's see how you handle that.
Wait....
Why do I continue to drink up to two liters of Mt. Dew a day when I know I need to lose over 200 pounds?
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Why am I wasting time on the Paizo messageboards?
The project status report that I'm not writing is due tomorrow at close of business!
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Why do I continue to drink up to two liters of Mt. Dew a day when I know I need to lose over 200 pounds?
You need to hang out with Klaus and drink more water.
Why did I wear these underpants when I was perfectly aware they itch like crazy?
The contortions I have to do with my buttcheeks to scratch "prudently" are getting really exhausting!
Should I sleep for a few hours before work or tough it out until I get to work and the fresh air wakes me up?
Why did I eat that last piece of pizza when I knew it was not going to be good for me...?
Where are my keys?
Huh?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is my favourite colour?
Blue. No! Wait...
Why did I just waste half an hour playing Candy Crush?