What would you do with this stash...

[Thymus Vulgaris]

Here's the deal: Recently in our campaign, our GM decided to ask us to keep proper track of our items and containers, as he was going to enforce carrying capacity. As a result, one player found that he actually had more gear than could be carried in his handy haversack; cue next game session where the rest of the party discovers the party witch trying to discretely dispose of 22 bars of soap and 22 spools of string. Had been carrying them around since character creation (10 levels ago) and never bothered to check the weight of those items...

Now, here's my question to all you creative people out there: I'm sure there are some creative uses and applications for these, rather than throwing them out so what would you do with this stash of 25 bars of soap and 25 spools of twine*?
Be as crazy as you like, but it should be within the limits of the game.

*Because he did have 25 of each, but only got rid of 22

[Brilliant Energy]

So many soap-on-a-rope jokes. So little time.

Start by giving them to the local prison? Or Navy?

And always be good for the reach-around...

[Rastzar]

Obviously she's just a very hygenic person :C

[Hzardus]

torture device for those potty mouth npcs :)...twine for tieing up casters fingers. nonmagical grease application, just add a lot of water and take 15 minutes to lather

[Vod Canockers]

So the witch was carrying around all that soap and never used any? Ewwww.

[Kurt Grossman]

Just don't cut the string into 3 inch lengths...

Monty Python wrote:

SUPER ABSORBENT STRING

[MrSin]

What would I do with 25 bars of soap? Wash myself if I had to guess.

What would I do to get rid of 25 spools of string? Knit/Stitch a lot of holy symbols, give them to the cleric as a present! His problem now.

[Blueluck]

Brilliant Energy wrote:

So many soap-on-a-rope jokes. So little time.

Start by giving them to the local prison? Or Navy?

And always be good for the reach-around...

Yes, so many!

[kikidmonkey]

25 Soap Flails

[MrSin]

kikidmonkey wrote:

25 Soap Flails

I can see it now. "Be cleansed by my lemon scented multi-flail of Doom!" All while waving 25 bars of soap over their head...

[Thymus Vulgaris]

I had never heard of soap on a rope, but that's just wonderful.

And now I wonder how much money you could get for a masterwork soap figurine.

MrSin wrote:

kikidmonkey wrote:

25 Soap Flails

I can see it now. "Be cleansed by my lemon scented multi-flail of Doom!" All while waving 25 bars of soap over their head...

These Soap flails... Do they give bonuses against earth elementals and other enemies that could relate to dirt?

[Lincoln Hills]

What would I do with 'em? That's easy: my character has Throw Anything. That's what I'd do with 'em.

That's assuming you don't have a need to distract 22 cats and pay 22 beggars for information.