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So, I go to this meeting. Meet a couple of gentlement. It all goes very well and all, until the waitress comes by to ask what we're having (we're at an icecream cafe -a coffehouse where you also, well, eat icecream-). She suggests trying out the tripple delight icecream, when one of the gentlemen says:
"No, thanks. I do not like icecream"
The gentleman. He does not like icecream. Ice-cream. He dislikes it. A human being who has not an ounce of love for a cream of ice.
IS THERE NO HOPE LEFT IN MAN?!
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Perhaps that was just his attempt at politely declining for other reasons. You have to admit, it still sounds better than "No, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant and don't want to gas the rest of you out of the room later."
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As someone who is lactose intolerant, yes. That said, I love icecream, so I try to make a point of always carrying my meds with me whenever there's a chance of icecream being on the menu.
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No, no, you are making this sound reasonable.
How dare you!
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I agree. This means, in no uncertain terms, that there is absolutely no hope for humanity as a whole. All that remains is to pack it in.
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OR come live with me in my protoplanet made entirely from icecream.
It's not yet built, of course. Still in what I call "Early Napkin-Doodle Development Stage", but I'm a serious man with serious goals. But with your monetary support, I can make it happen.
There won't be any cantaloupe icecream, however. Screw cantaloupes.
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I make no promises unless the rocky roads are actual Rocky Road.
How dare you make up such awful stories, Klaus van der Kroft!
Doesn't like ice cream! What heresy!
It's not very funny, you know.
OR come live with me in my protoplanet made entirely from icecream.
It's not yet built, of course. Still in what I call "Early Napkin-Doodle Development Stage", but I'm a serious man with serious goals. But with your monetary support, I can make it happen.
There won't be any cantaloupe icecream, however. Screw cantaloupes.
Really? Didn't a wise man once say, 'A woman for duty, a man for pleasure and a melon for ecstacy?'
And he was *definitely* talking about ice cream when he said that.
Also, does your ice cream planet plan to have a cosmos-destroying battle for control of the galaxy with the Frozen Yoghurt Federation and their kulfi allies?
His ice cream policy is obviously one of intolerance and not acceptable in an advanced scoiety. Therefore, he should be held accountable in a court of law. If not criminal at least civil.
Embrace the ice cream!
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Stare in awe at the wonder that will be Pistaccio Prime!
Can I have a place of power in this new world order? I am a connoisseur of gelid desserts.
But of course! Pistaccio Prime will require a strong caste of rulers to keep it safe and sound! Would you like a barony in the creamy Prairies of Cherimoya? Perhaps a fief in Coolatta Falls? Or maybe a duchy in Moors of Cookie Dough & Marshmallow Choco-Blast?
Also, does your ice cream planet plan to have a cosmos-destroying battle for control of the galaxy with the Frozen Yoghurt Federation and their kulfi allies?
Pfah, the Frozenyoghurtians can bite my stracciatella-ridden behind! They shall be powerless before our Cornet Destroyers and Waffle-Raffle-Fafflers! We're still unsure what the latter ones do, but I'm sure it will be both tasty and nefarious.
May I apply for *ahem* custodial rights over Neopolitan Falls?
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May I apply for *ahem* custodial rights over Neopolitan Falls?
That depends. Do you solemnly swear by Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry to uphold and protect the dignity of the Thrice-Coloured Block?
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By The Three I do, and I promise, to the best of my abilities, to not unfairly favor one third of the Falls over the others.
OR come live with me in my protoplanet made entirely from icecream.
It's not yet built, of course. Still in what I call "Early Napkin-Doodle Development Stage", but I'm a serious man with serious goals. But with your monetary support, I can make it happen.
There won't be any cantaloupe icecream, however. Screw cantaloupes.
Do a kickstarter!
I make no promises unless the rocky roads are actual Rocky Road.
But then, you'd have to hunt the hare and turn her down that road.
All these barons and counts and dukes and regents and bicycle repairmen appointees are fine and all, but you're gonna need some rank and file Chaos enforcement. Someone(s) to zealously make sure that, by The Maelstrom, ice cream is treasured and consumed with the proper enjoyment and reverence, and all opposition to ice cream dominance is brutally crushed. Since the Hellknights are busy... I nominate the slaadi: Chaos and Disorder: ICU
So we have to determine who is behind this insideous attack on humanity...
Some possiblities...
1) This is some dark right wing agenda to destroy our souls...and take our entitlements away.
2) This is some evil left wing agenda to destroy our souls...and take our guns.
3) Aliens. Because I am sure in 300 hundred years they will be blamed by the Ancient Aliens show.
4) Cosmo
5) The secret Goblin Conspiracey to destroy our abilty to have fun...thus they become important as they are our only souce of fun.
Yeah after Cosmo that last one was reaching a bit.
So we have to determine who is behind this insideous attack on humanity...
Some possiblities...
1) This is some dark right wing agenda to destroy our souls...and take our entitlements away.
2) This is some evil left wing agenda to destroy our souls...and take our guns.
3) Aliens. Because I am sure in 300 hundred years they will be blamed by the Ancient Aliens show.
4) Cosmo
5) The secret Goblin Conspiracey to destroy our abilty to have fun...thus they become important as they are our only souce of fun.
Yeah after Cosmo that last one was reaching a bit.
Hmm... I know!
I make no promises unless the rocky roads are actual Rocky Road.
Oh god yes.
Can I have a place of power in this new world order? I am a connoisseur of gelid desserts.
One of my Domains is ice cream.
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*shoulders ice cream scoop rifle* Reporting for duty, sir!
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There was a kiosk set up in the mall that was doing a market survey on the effectiveness of the preview of the movie 'American Pie' to make people interested in seeing the movie.
My buddy told them he would definitely not want to go see this movie, and when they asked him what about the trailer made him definitely not want to go see the movie his response was 'I do not like pie'
~It's a long and winding road~
Bummer. Only one ooze type avatar.
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I don't like ice cream.
Or chocolate.
:-)
So long as you didn't say "I don't like bacon."
:P
Why would anyone need to give a reason for declining something in a restaurant? I would just say no thank you to the ice cream, ask for whatever I do want to order, and leave it at that. My reasons for not wanting to order ice cream are my business, not the waitress's.
I'm in the same unfortunate boat as Callous Jack.
I don't like ice cream.
I don't like chocolate, either.
My wife claims that I have cat DNA.
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But cats love ice cream!
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So, I go to this meeting. Meet a couple of gentlement. It all goes very well and all, until the waitress comes by to ask what we're having (we're at an icecream cafe -a coffehouse where you also, well, eat icecream-). She suggests trying out the tripple delight icecream, when one of the gentlemen says:
"No, thanks. I do not like icecream"
The gentleman. He does not like icecream. Ice-cream. He dislikes it. A human being who has not an ounce of love for a cream of ice.
IS THERE NO HOPE LEFT IN MAN?!
There is a difference between do not like and dislike.
I do not like ice cream myself. I am neutral to it. Some days I will eat it, others I won't.
As for disliking ice cream, that does not hold true with me. It is not something I prefer yet it is not something I would object.
Make sense to you?
I don't like bacon.
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