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I have a pink belt in the Kama Sutra.... ;-) nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.
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Well as it happens I'm part of a select minority that is not allowed to join the military because we practice extremely dangerous fighting arts that only WE can do. We're basically too dangerous for the military.....One time, on a city bus, I wrecked a guy.
(bonus points if you recall that thread)
Link?
I am Mythic and therefore can not be harmed by your puny "martial arts" or "magic". My glare alone can kill.
Pfft, Glare can't kill, it can only Paralyze.
Huh. Azaelas Fayth was JMD031's sock puppet?
I feel... violated.
No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.
lol Urizen really got that one going, didn't he?
He is/was good at that.
Foolish Mortals, you cannot resist my sizzling deliciousness, No matter how "good" you fancy yourself at fighting. I have already won by significantly shortening your life span.
The patient fighter is the one who wins..and tastes delicious while doing so
Quote from the art of war and other recipes with bacon
Did you really think it would be that easy
I'm actually prohibited from putting my hands inside my pockets. Weapon concealment is not permitted.I can't wear hats for that same reason. My mind's a weapon.
Funny thing happened to the last guy I heard say that....
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No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.
Freakin' droids with their droid names.
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No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.Freakin' droids with their droid names.
FAR MORE EFFICIENT THAN YOUR METHODS, FLESHTHING. GLORY TO THE MANY.
IT IS GO TIME! FOR YOU!! And DOWN is the direction you will be GOING!!
I have a pink belt in the Kama Sutra.... ;-) nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.
Say no more, say no more.
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WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.
Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.
If you claim it was due to a former member of your gaming group using your old phone to make odd posts under you name I'm gonna have to throw vermicelli at you.
Or buy you a beer at Paizocon next year.
Or both.
We'll see what happens.
I have a pink belt in the Kama Sutra.... ;-) nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.Say no more, say no more.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Huh. Azaelas Fayth was JMD031's sock puppet?
I feel... violated.
I'm the one who should feel violated. Besides, I'm obviously not Azaelas Fayth Proof is in the pudding
I continue to neither confirm nor deny being Azaelas Fayth. Nunya. G'way.
Alot not understand what is big deal.
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I just read those threads and they were hilarious. I wish I was Azaelas I mean that was dedicated man. I am not sure I would have been able to keep up with what he was coming up with after getting caught so many times.
Oh but just so you know the powers of the universe got together and used their abilities to put me to sleep because I am so powerful since they could not defeat me.
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I'm the one who should feel violated. Besides, I'm obviously not Azaelas Fayth Proof is in the puddingHuh. Azaelas Fayth was JMD031's sock puppet?
I feel... violated.
Slow day at work so I read the whole thing, that's in my top 10 funniest things I have seen or read.
You don't want to know whats in this here syringe, it'll kick your ass
WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.
Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.
heh hehWTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.
Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.
Walking, talking stereotypes, goodness gracious me oh my.
Walking, talking stereotypes, goodness gracious me oh my.heh hehWTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.
Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.
Vaya con dios, el f****t. ;)
Besides Vin Diesel...is there a single muscular/in-shape guy that is known to play DnD?
Other than me?
*flexes*
yup
Tonight you will all learn MY true power.
Thread Necromancy-Fu.
BACK INTO THE GROUND WITH YOU!! Blasted necro boys and their dead stuff.
I can kill you with my MIND!
You will learn to control these emotions, focus them, concentrate then, and release them. As firepower. Say something hideous and horrible jumps out at you. Something so disgusting that it simply must die...
I control those feelings, focus them, concentrate, and... Release! *tiffany lamps around the vicinity shatter violently*
...And the world is a better place. A victory for good taste.
Heeee YAH!
mumble grumble Blasted necro boys and their dead stuff, again.
I SAID YOU ARE GOING TO GO EXTINCT, MORTAL!
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SHIT
Is it bad that I don't know the difference if most of those posting here are serious or joking?
My personal experience - gamers under 18 - many are deluded about their elite fighting skills, though are super hyper.
gamers 19-30 - many gamers at this time period seriously take up a hobby of martial arts, firearms, fencing, boxing, etc. Some even join the military.
gamers 30-40 - many gamers maintain their hobby, yet begin to find they aren't as young as they used to be.
gamers 40+ - most gamers take less strenuous hobbies, retire from the military, etc. In short, not as young as we once were, yet can still shout "Get off our lawn!" and knows to keep a shotgun in easy reach when yelling that.
There's always exceptions.
In short, gamers would be a lot more dangerous if not easily placated with a steady supply of tabletop games and pop culture.
Want to fight like a warrior?
Talk to this guy.
*uses secret move to kill threads*