I blame Cosmo for the Ice Water Bucket challenge.
You sick, sick [John Snow].
Did you get dunked?
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I blame Cosmo for Jason's face not getting punched with the Gauntlet yet.I absolutely agree. Con season is over now, so Jason doesn't have to put in anymore public appearances. This means now is the right time for him to have a swollen mouth and slurred speech.
Although, I think making the Jason Face Punch a PaizoCon event would have been a brilliant move.
Oi! Wait till after Dragoncon.
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I blame Cosmo for it taking four tries to get the driver for my new video card to save correctly on my computer and work. I was getting worried there. Luckily Sara Marie must have sent one of her minions to foil the gremlin Cosmo had hanging around near me and chase him off. I'm sure it ended up chasing it back to Cosmo and Cosmo is eating Sara's poor minion as a snack as I type, and maybe that was his ultimate plan is this whole ordeal all along, but at least I got it working.
Yeah that would be Barry. He's new.
I blame Cosmo for hiring gremlins without staying power!
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I blame Cosmo for my forgetting paperwork at my workplace that I need to complete a small project for work at home.
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I Blame Cosmo that my Pazio subscription package was a day late compared to est. projected delivery date.
Speaking of hiring minions...Yeah that would be Barry. He's new.
I blame Cosmo for hiring gremlins without staying power!
Quickbooks Data Entry is my job now, to a T. Good luck whoever applies.
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DAMNIT COSMO, WHY YOU TOUCH MYTHBUSTERS?!?!?!
Kari, Grant and Tori are leaving Mythbusters.
WHYYYYYYY *sniff* AYYYYYYYYyyyy *sob*
=(
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I blame Cosmo for misplacing my notebook of homebrewed Shadowrun 4e gear, weapons, cyberware, and bioware. Most of it would convert readily into D20 Numerian-/Iron Gods-appropriate versions... and I can't remember almost any of it (which pretty much happens anytime I write down/type in anything these days).
I blame Cosmo for misplacing my notebook of homebrewed Shadowrun 4e gear, weapons, cyberware, and bioware. Most of it would convert readily into D20 Numerian-/Iron Gods-appropriate versions... and I can't remember almost any of it (which pretty much happens anytime I write down/type in anything these days).
That all sounds awesome =(
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I bought the Technology Guide and Occult Mysteries. I let my brother read the Technology Guide first. Now he's lovesick with James Jacobs' (and Russ Taylor's) sick, twisted, futuristic brains. He's spent the past hour reading exerpts from a book to me. A book that I OWN and haven't been able to read because ... he's busy quoting it.
Thanks, Cosmo.
I bought the Technology Guide and Occult Mysteries. I let my brother read the Technology Guide first. Now he's lovesick with James Jacobs' (and Russ Taylor's) sick, twisted, futuristic brains. He's spent the past hour reading exerpts from a book to me. A book that I OWN and haven't been able to read because ... he's busy quoting it.
Thanks, Cosmo.
It's a shame, the Technology Guide is made of awesome.
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It's a shame, the Technology Guide is made of awesome.I bought the Technology Guide and Occult Mysteries. I let my brother read the Technology Guide first. Now he's lovesick with James Jacobs' (and Russ Taylor's) sick, twisted, futuristic brains. He's spent the past hour reading exerpts from a book to me. A book that I OWN and haven't been able to read because ... he's busy quoting it.
Thanks, Cosmo.
G$~+!*mit Cosmo, stop telling other people to talk about the Technology guide that I can't get for two weeks!!!!!!!
It's a shame, the Technology Guide is made of awesome.I bought the Technology Guide and Occult Mysteries. I let my brother read the Technology Guide first. Now he's lovesick with James Jacobs' (and Russ Taylor's) sick, twisted, futuristic brains. He's spent the past hour reading exerpts from a book to me. A book that I OWN and haven't been able to read because ... he's busy quoting it.
Thanks, Cosmo.
Blimey! I thought you were a spellslinger, but you were actually an andriod all along?!
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I blame Cosmo for Orthos changing his Avatar.
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I also blame Cosmo for the season finale of Legend of Korra.
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I blame Cosmo for Orthos changing his Avatar.*Shrugs*
Looks the same to me.
OH, NO! NOT THE CHANGE! NOT THE CHANGE! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, IT'S IN MY PROFILE! MY PROFILE! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
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I Blame Cosmo for all the sudden sci-fi avatars on these medieval message boards.
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I just... I mean.. how... Cosmo, I just dropped out of a discussion with a number of people who legitimately believe Rogue is the highest DPR class in Pathfinder.
I... I really don't know how to respond to this beyond blaming you.
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I continue to blame Cosmo for the utter lack of protean avatars.
I continue to blame Cosmo for the utter lack of protean avatars.
I KNOW RIGHT??? If it weren't for all the Slaad avatars I'd think there was some kind of anti-Chaos agenda here, Paizo...
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I also blame Cosmo for the season finale of Legend of Korra.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
The season finale of Legend of Korra's third season was the absolute best of any season of Avatar to date! Cosmo is NOT to be "blamed" for it. That would be like praising Sara Marie for Dire AIDs.
I also blame Cosmo for the season finale of Legend of Korra.YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
The season finale of Legend of Korra's third season was the absolute best of any season of Avatar to date! Cosmo is NOT to be "blamed" for it. That would be like praising Sara Marie for Dire AIDs.
I agree, it's an awesome ending and leaves me wanting more...
BUT IT LEAVES ME WANTING MORE WITH NOTHING TO FILL THE VOID!!! It's like a non-cliffhanger, cliffhanger. Similar to the ending of Halo 4; even if I didn't like Halo 4 (which I did), I have no choice but to play Halo 5 so I can know what happens.
I'm going to have to wait a year or longer, and then a week to week wait just to find out what happened. I've got an itch I can't scratch and it's all Cosmo's fault!
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I also blame Cosmo for the season finale of Legend of Korra.YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
The season finale of Legend of Korra's third season was the absolute best of any season of Avatar to date! Cosmo is NOT to be "blamed" for it. That would be like praising Sara Marie for Dire AIDs.
I agree, it's an awesome ending and leaves me wanting more...
BUT IT LEAVES ME WANTING MORE WITH NOTHING TO FILL THE VOID!!! It's like a non-cliffhanger, cliffhanger. Similar to the ending of Halo 4; even if I didn't like Halo 4 (which I did), I have no choice but to play Halo 5 so I can know what happens.
I'm going to have to wait a year or longer, and then a week to week wait just to find out what happened. I've got an itch I can't scratch and it's all Cosmo's fault!
I accept this reasoning. I will spare your life. For now.
On the plus side, maybe the void left in your soul by Legend of Korra will help you free yourself from worldly attachments and gain mastery over flight and levitation.
I also blame Cosmo for the season finale of Legend of Korra.YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
The season finale of Legend of Korra's third season was the absolute best of any season of Avatar to date! Cosmo is NOT to be "blamed" for it. That would be like praising Sara Marie for Dire AIDs.
I agree, it's an awesome ending and leaves me wanting more...
BUT IT LEAVES ME WANTING MORE WITH NOTHING TO FILL THE VOID!!! It's like a non-cliffhanger, cliffhanger. Similar to the ending of Halo 4; even if I didn't like Halo 4 (which I did), I have no choice but to play Halo 5 so I can know what happens.
I'm going to have to wait a year or longer, and then a week to week wait just to find out what happened. I've got an itch I can't scratch and it's all Cosmo's fault!
I accept this reasoning. I will spare your life. For now.
On the plus side, maybe the void left in your soul by Legend of Korra will help you free yourself from worldly attachments and gain mastery over flight and levitation.
Nah, I still have RWBY to watch.
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Longears Investigation Bureau are proud to present THE SECRET HISTORY OF COSMO, or 'Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure', as found on page 60 of what is either the scratch 'n' sniff edition of the Book of Skelos or Dragon #197. Please note that we have only reproduced the less sanity-shattering items detailed in those dread paragraphs and a certain amount of redaction has had to take place in order to keep things even slightly family-friendly.
Before September 1993, Cosmo was a cheery, cheeky little leprechaun, skipping around Fairyland in a fez, a ginger chinstrap beard, nipple tassels and nothing else, comforting lonely kittens, distributing rainbow candy and hatching madcap schemes to solve complete strangers' romantic contretemps. Then, one day, his Fairy Line Manager (who was jealous of his success) hatched a villainous scheme to replace him as head of the Lollipop Guild, sending him on a Cosmic Adventure without informing him that it was also part of his annual review, the fiend. When Cosmo came back, his Line Manager gathered the happy-go-lucky fey's friends and family together and proceeded to read out his assessment of our hero's performance. Since Cosmo had been away on his Cosmic Adventure, who could contradict the Manager (who looks and sounds like Alan Rickman, only with butterfly wings and a translucent tutu. So exactly like Alan Rickman, in other words) when damning sentence followed damning sentence, leading up to the final devastating conclusion:
"Unfortunately, COSMO IS A FAILURE!"
Tears of mortification pouring in torrents down his elfin features, Cosmo ran from the room, leaving fairyland forever and pledging henceforth to only use his powers for Evil.
That quote is reproduced verbatim, and amongst the soul-searing secrets revealed within, we learn that ..."Cosmo is... IBM compatible". IBM, in this instance, stands for Imp's Bum Mustard, Fairyland's best selling condiment. Our agents opted not to pursue this line of enquiry any further.
We also discover that "(Cosmo) eat(s) fruit and stars, and bounce(s) on the heads of squiggly alien monsters". Perhaps his co-workers at Paizo would be best placed to comment on this.
In addition, "Cosmo has... eye-plants that follow your every move... (He) parades back and forth but takes breaks to slaver and threaten... (He) progresses from level to level, bouncing on top of monsters, eating fruit and collecting (...) rather ineffective bombs..."
Shocking stuff. Image Here, for those of adamantine will. It would suggest that Cosmo is one of the fell Serpent Kings of ancient Lemuria, which explains a great deal.
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I blame Cosmo that Ze Frank does not narrate True Facts videos about Pathfinder critters.
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I thought putting in a new graphics card was bad. Today I put in a new power supply for my computer. What a nightmare! I blame Cosmo for making me get a computer without a large case all those years ago. I ended up having to take half the thing apart just to pull out and plug in a few wires. It's probably why he makes gremlins so small so they never have problems operating in such environments.
I blame Cosmo for the various electrical burns I recently sustained fulfilling my duty.
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I blame Cosmo for the cover image of the next Pathfinder Module Plunder & Peril not being updated yet.
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Well, the new cover was finished, but the pugwampis plundered it before the gninja could upload it. I blame Cosmo for Feros not already knowing this.
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I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.
Praise Sara Marie for the block feature.
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I blame Cosmo for the Heat Wave where I live.
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I Blame Cosmo for some stuff that probably has happened somewhere that will one day effect me.
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I blame Cosmo for witholding the tens of dollars with which the makers of Barbarian Queen II could have purchased:
Real cardboard swords
A plot
Genuine Hollywood overacting, and
Functional upper body garments for the female members of the cast.
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So, I'm confused, I don't know who to Blame because I'm positive even Cosmo wouldn't do this.
My best friend has been dating a girl for 3 years, but 18 months ago, she moved to Michigan. On the 19th, my friend moved from Alaska to Michigan and moved in with her. Today she broke up with him and had, apparently, been planning it for awhile.
It takes a special kind of cruelty to let a man spend thousands of dollars to move across country for you, fully aware you were going to break up with him shortly afterward.
I blame Cosmo for not knowing who to blame for this kind of cruelty.
So, I'm confused, I don't know who to Blame because I'm positive even Cosmo wouldn't do this.
My best friend has been dating a girl for 3 years, but 18 months ago, she moved to Michigan. On the 19th, my friend moved from Alaska to Michigan and moved in with her. Today she broke up with him and had, apparently, been planning it for awhile.
It takes a special kind of cruelty to let a man spend thousands of dollars to move across country for you, fully aware you were going to break up with him shortly afterward.
I blame Cosmo for not knowing who to blame for this kind of cruelty.
You blame Cobra Commando, of course.
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I blame Cosmo for Alexander Augunas misspelling Cobra Commander.
I blame Cosmo for Alexander Augunas misspelling Cobra Commander.