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		   Evmikebist - What Quebecois mutter under their breath when they hear the first line of the Canadian national anthem. It should really be 'Yvemequebisthe', but we'll forgive Charles for Anglicising it Geradegaukhig 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Geradegaukhig - a mysterious great cavern deep in the earth that connects and combines Ancient Mesopotamia and pre-Colonial Alaska across time and space; the ancient and fearsome gods of both cultures reside deep in this realm, where they enjoy playing cards and feasting on tea sandwiches. Doom (NOT the imminent horrible fate, comic book villain, or shoot-'em-up game, but an obscure homonym) 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Evidently, it's Enochian for "go away" - I didn't mean it, though! Xabran 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Xabran - Carcasses in a spiderweb from creatures that died to hunger or thirst rather than the "traditional" fashion of being killed by a spider. Xabran often accumulates when a spider abandons its web, or dies (or, in rare cases, becomes entangled in its own web and is the first carcass to join the xabran). It can also form when something is caught in a web that the spider is uninterested in eating due to its size, poison, or general danger posed. Palkti 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Palkti- A small kitchen tool of indeterminate use, that no-one remembers buying and who's only observed function is to get stuck inside drawers so that you are unable to open the drawer you put it in. Impatt 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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             Impatt - an amalgamation of "Impact" and "I'm Pat," it is an impact caused by ambiguously-gendered person falling from some great height. Shard'n'nay (a homophone of the type of wine) 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Shard'n'nay - A game popular amongst badly behaved small children in Eberron, which involves finding a Dragonshard, going up to heavily armoured adventurers and waving it in their faces while shouting 'Ner-ner-nerner-ner' and then running away before they can snatch it off you Pro-sech-o 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Pro-sech-o - a concoction of various gourmet lunchmeats and other antipastos, pulped and liquefied, that is popular among cyborgs as it has been shown to help with integrating and acclimatizing to new implants. Ftang-ftang 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Ftang-ftang: The name of Cthulhu's beloved pet dog. Whether the creature actually qualifies as a dog is a debate among many scholars of occult lore. Brablespurrious 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Bramblespurrious: Bramble Illusions (Bramble + Spurious (or false)) Llwthyrspwrkyn (Its Welsh . . . there are vowels in there) 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Llwthyrspwrkyn - the official name of the Welsh edition of Scrabble, named for the most valuable legal word that can be made in that version. Sarakin 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
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             Sarakin - an offshoot of the Saracen that no one ever heard of or cares about. Nielumcom 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Nielumcom - The telecom founded by a joint venture between Nietzsche and the Illuminati. Darkanonize 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   KahnyaGnorc wrote:  Nielumcom - The telecom founded by a joint venture between Nietzsche and the Illuminati.
 I would sign up for this service!
 Darkanonize - What the Church of Satan does to its most esteemed adherents after they've passed, involving ritual firing of the corpse out of a cannon on the International Space Station. Lamanda 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Lamanda-the most popular girls' name of 372 CE. Grabdh 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Grabdh - a description of the vague doubts about his profession that an Irish monk has while watching a University women's volleyball game Waehpent 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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             Waehpent - What a surfer dude does at confession - "I waehpent for my sins, Father Dude."  "No waeh!"  "Yes, waeh!" Shoringaldorf 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Shoringaldorf: A hooked pole used by halfling sailors to maneuver riverboats into and away from docks. Boronk 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Boronk - any of an entire category of oni-favored bludgeoning weapons, crafted in all cases from a single periodic table element. Luxus 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Luxus: A demon prince of greed. The people who worship him tent to be the kind that want to swim Scrooge McDuck-style in a giant pool full of gold coins. Megaxcalibur 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Megaxcalibur - A sword forged for Galactus, so that he'd rule England, instead of eat the planet. Sorendam 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Sorendam: A elvish word used to describe a tree that has all of its lower branches cut off. Merstemulous 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Merstemulous - Having characteristics of aquatic root plants such as mangroves, water lilies, and lotuses. Wildabar 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Wildabar : the state of awe or extacy upon viewing a natural wonder. Unfroomulous 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Unfroomulous - adjective describing a broken vacuum cleaner or something that is somehow like a broken vacuum cleaner. Lurkane 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Lurkane - Sentient Shadows of rogues killed in trials of ascendance to demigodhood. Quite dangerous undead creatures. Counterclawfing 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Counterclawfing - undersized magical swords made of cheap, lightweight metal; though only marginally effective in battle, they are carried by adventurers for their true purpose, which is as charms to neutralize the perils of cursed magic items. Bellum 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Bellum - A metallic element known for its acoustic vibrations that sound like bells ringing. Southern Darflinger (as opposed to the Northern Darflinger) 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Southern Darflinger: An inhabitant of the country of South Darfling. It and North Darfling have an intense rivalry which results in one of the most intense bake-offs in the world. The kind where chefs have been known the murder each other. Tranganumb 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Tranganumb - a defective replication of planet Trenzalore, created using advanced hard-light and confectionery technology by unknown entities; exactly like the real planet Trenzalore in every detail, except everyone on it is a blithering idiot; while the Doctor initially tried to take on the responsibilities of being its defender as well, he abandoned it after about a week and a half there, saying "Know what? You smegheads just aren't worth it." Gaiam 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Gaiam- A small, subterranean, salamander-like creature which has the ability to camouflage itself as a pile of bat guano. Eriad 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Eriad - a legendary ancient Elven book of limericks and knock-knock jokes. Esoterica 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Esoterica - A version of the U.S. from another universe where everyone speaks in such obscure references that Dennis Miller seems positively street by comparison. Schudorn 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Schudorn: The goblin god of knowledge, reasoned debate, and sobriety. At the best of times, he can have as many as two or three priests dedicated to him. Bendorium 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Bendorium: an exercise fad that stole some of its exercise methods from actual books on exorcism Cala'ma-zu'u 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Cala'ma-zu'u - what you inscribe in your spellbook once you learn the spell Power Word: Phil Collins' Greatest Hits Bhugheuoughebhughailbhoio'champhaighnebhe 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Bhugheuoughebhughailbhoio'champhaighnebhe - the bubbliest variety of champagne in the known universe, originally invented by an insane Zambian alchemist; the top-secret ingredient in Willy Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drinks Cosmonium 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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             Cosmonium - a rare mineral that is created by putting 3 years of Cosmo issues into a vacuum for 7 days, then under high pressure to 2 days, then finally under Prince's bed while he sings his greatest hits.  It currently has no practical use. Shard'n'ay (not a drink like its homophone) 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Shard'n'ay: The Demon Prince of really disappointing alcoholic drinks. His ultimate goal in the Universe is to make all wine just kind of... bland. Berngle 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Berngle - Bargle's Swiss cousin K'nenesh 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   K'nenesh - an obscure relic of both the Jewish faith and the non-Abrahamic Canaanite religions, namely an ancient clockwork chattering-teeth-with-eyes-and-feet toy tasked with guarding the Levant; in addition to its bite, which is capable of delivering 4,000 tons per square inch of force, it also possesses a breath weapon of flensing dust, and the ability to compel its enemies with the overwhelming desire to go home and brush their teeth real thoroughly. Burlock 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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             Burlock - A warlock that specializing in cold and ice magic. Karnfloundit 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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		   Karnfloundit: An expression among old halflings, specifically when referring to "those dang kids today." Funderun 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Funderun: That feeling you get when rubbernecking: you shouldn't watch, and it's making you a bit nauseous, but you can't turn away. Nerlekal 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Nerlekal: An elvish word for a troublemaker. Comes from the elvish word "nerlekan," which is the act of stealing another elf's wine. Totalslava 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Totalslavia - the Mythic ancient land of the united Slavic people. Yarmantoles 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Yarmantoles - a pasta dish, with meat baked right into the dough, invented by ancient Canaanite sailors; at the completion of a successful voyage, any leftovers were tossed into the sea as an offering and show of gratitude to the sea god Yam. Crodo 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
            
              
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             I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:  Crodo  What happens when you give halflings enchanted sentient rings that are Lawful Evil.
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		   Surplebenarch: The signature wrestling move of the halfling luchador, El Perro Roso. It involves spinning in no fewer than five directions at once. Flagamarsk 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                    
                
                
              
            
             Ventnor wrote:  Flagamarsk  Russian patriotic flag dancing.
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