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My conspiracy theory is that Yellow Dingo is an agent for the Triumvirate.
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Paizo.
Aww, shit. The CIA is here.
run!
I thought this was a thread explaining Alex Jones career.
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We don't have any data or hubble photos of the next nearest Solar System (or its planets) is because there is life there and the regime wishes to keep order and not start a panic. We can just make out huge exoplanets orbiting stars millions of light years away but we cant see green trees on a planet four point three LY out?
My conspiracy theory is that Yellow Dingo is an agent for the Triumvirate.Nobody even knows who they are...
I meant the Pentavirate. It's been a while.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Oh sure, this is just some attempt to lure me in to one spot! Why? So you can try to track me? To prevent me from spreading my info?
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR???
It's THEM.....isn't it?
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Happy Friday. Want a hot dog?
We don't have any data or hubble photos of the next nearest Solar System (or its planets) is because there is life there and the regime wishes to keep order and not start a panic. We can just make out huge exoplanets orbiting stars millions of light years away but we cant see green trees on a planet four point three LY out?
We should probably nuke them, before they get nukes and decide that they better nuke us on the off chance that we might get nukes and get paranoid and go to nuking them.
THE COLLECTIVE IS NOW OBSERVING THIS THREAD.
fnordHappy Friday. Want a hot dog?
Yes please, no bun.
