KenderKin can determine the true color of an object by tasting it.
Ventnor cannot tell the difference between colors and mid nineties pop songs.
DoomOtter asserts that 'I saw the sign' by Ace of Base eerily predicted the Kennedy assassination.
Trekkie90909 is also synaesthetic. However, actually smelling what colour everything is around you is a lot less fun than most people think.
Sissyl smells of black licorice and shame.
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GoatToucher's catalogue of unusual smells requires its own dedicated server farm to maintain.
Ventnor finds all smells other than brimestone and Axe body spray offensive.
Kenderkin sprays axes. It's cheaper than writing your name on them, after all.
KahnyaGnorc is a professor of Buff History. He can tell you the exact exercise regimen that Alexander the Great used to get his perfectly sculpted 6-pack.
KahynaGnorc runs behind the participants at GT's fitness programme, reviving the goats with either smelling salts or necromancy, depending on how advanced the class is.
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KahnyaGnorc and KenderKin are matter-antimatter twins. They "kept me warm at night" inasmuch as the radiation generated by the apocalyptic explosion they caused when they shook hands at the most recent End of the World kept Your Closet comfortable while I waited in the sub-absolute-zero Void for the next Genesis to come around, and bring back KahnyaGnorc and Kenderkin with it, when it had been atypically delayed an extra few hours due to poorly-planned construction work - and an unexpected attack by 7 ninjas who just happened to get lucky in their timing! - up the line. People get so antsy about this stuff, but it's all actually pretty routine.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is thinking about switching to a different brand of ninja repellant. The kind he's using now clearly doesn't work.
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KenderKin greatly regrets investing in goat musk for the same reason that excites GoatToucher.
KenderKin's adrenal gland is a key ingredient of GoatToucher Brand Get the Girly Goats Pheromone spray, now with 57% more nanny getting aroma! Alas, the extraction process is fatal, and the only thing in the waiting room to read before the "extraction" process occurs is the FATAL system rule book, truly an unholy combo to be sure.
Reading FATAL is, in fact, the ideal primer for anyone wishing to get involved with GoatToucher.
In his spare time, which he has in abundance, Pulg writes really terrible Supergirl fan fiction. I mean even terrible by fan fiction standards.
Kenderkin runs the super-popular KenderKink.com. This is actually a website dedicated to helping tiny, annoying humanoids with their frizzy and hard-to-control hair problems, but people these days have a hard time understanding that.
In the time it would take to say Pulg's true name, 1,000 cosmos would flare into existence and then dim into everlasting darkness.
In the time it takes Ventnor to shine his scales, 1 Cosmo would flare into existence, and be blamed for all the things, which is correct to do.
In the time it takes KenderKin to think of a word, that's it, it just happened.
Time has no meaning for Ventnor.
He calls it haddock.
The secret ingredient that makes Pulg's 5-Alarm Chili so delicious is the 5 alarm clocks that he stirs in just before serving it.
Something funny happened to Ventnor on the way to the bar. Something ha-ha funny.
Sissyl set the whole thing up.
lucky7's Super Soldier Serum is actually just Normal Soldier Serum with some cough syrup mixed in.
Lucky7 is 2 Legit 2 Quit.
IHIYC is the m4n with th3 pl4n!!!!
GoatToucher likes goat rump, and he cannot lie, all the rest of us, we try to deny (GT's existence).
(gorram it, the ninja theory is true)
GMB issa ninja!!!