IHIYC has dreams of starting his own reality show called "I'm Hiding in Your Celebrity Closet." Rumor is the Kardashians are on board...
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I had Molten Dragon reply on my behalf to their interest in the show by dissolving their house and everyone inside in molten sulfur.
People, let's get something straight: It's called "I'm Hiding In Your Celebrity Closet," not "I'm Hiding In Worthless Trash Whose Names Nobody Should Know's Closet."
I've got Colin Mochrie, though!
KahnyaGnorc has downed a hoe.
As a mere babe (cub? Fole? Kitten? What the heck are you?), Rashly5, starred with Jack Hanna in a TV show once.
IHIYC frequently appears in the clouds to give inspirational messages to baby lions.
All the ballcocks that don't whisper 'Pulg' murmur 'KanynaGnorc is the sanitary engineer to end all sanitary engineers' as they joyfully regulate your flushing mechanism.
Those who don't do that swiftly edit their posts and breathe the words 'He's Hiding In Your Water Closet bringing blessed news of improved sewerage systems to all' into the ears of their enraptured auditors.
All the hair out of Pulg's dryer lint screen is donated to impoverished Eskimos for ear muffs.
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MD once at an entire ham in one bite and later seemingly evacuated it perfectly intact, only to discover that it was -a different ham-.
GoatToucher, who finds time in his busy schedule to head up the Whole Pooped Ham Inspectorate, has already issued MD with a fixed penalty notice as a result of this.
IHIYC worked his way through closet-hiding school as a vomit inspector at the local vomitorium and bulimia clinic.
Molten Dragon once worked there as a visual emetic. He was too effective.
rashly5 has that look on his face because he remembers his job there as well - cleaning up after Molten Dragon did his job
Gramps is getting sleepy, very sleepy.
KahnyaGnorc wants me to suffer.
rashly5 is in charge of cancelling shows at all the TV stations.
KG is still bitter about the cancellation of Murder, She Wrote, Diagnosis: Murder, and Touched By an Angel and will be soon be driven to madness over it
GoatToucher used to write scripts for the "Game of Thrones" series but was allegedly sacked for frightening G.R.R Martin for his attempt at gallows humor.
According to GRR Martin: "That GoatToucher guy is really... hardcore, you know ? He's the inspiration for the Ramsay Snow character, except Ramsay is so much nicer !"
IHIYC once made a bid for the iron throne but then he realized he had no way of getting it into the closet.
KahnyaGnorc once sat on the Iron Throne but got up after a few minutes saying "I think I get the point. There are some real 'cut-ups' that sit on this thing."
MD headed up the clean up crew after the Oberyn Martel/Mountain fight.
He brought an ice cream scoop.
GoatToucher's rump ointment has recently been banned across the European Union. It wasn't so much the ointment itself to which they objected but the GoatToucher shaped applicator that comes with it.
KahnyaGnorc has fleas...in a jar, at home.
IHIYC uses a gallon of bleach a day to keep his pearly whites white.
After a one week internship observing me in my "workroom" (to earn credit for her MA in "Confronting the Unknowable" from Miskatonic U), Schism bleached her eyeballs. Thus, the lack of pupils.
KahnyaGnorc was actually one of the Great Old Ones but got kicked out for being too lawful.
Grandpa Wonderbra's home help resigned after he kept trying to wave his Great Old One through the window at the Meals on Wheels lady.
Pulg was the one who made the food for meals on wheels, until the day they tried to get him to weak a full body hairnet.
The one light in GM_B's life is giving GW his thrice daily spongebaths.
He really gets in those crevices.
GoatToucher's "experiments" are the reason why I have to use the ten foot pole scrub brush to get into those ::shudder:: crevices.
GB_M sings "Lay Lady Lay" softly in GW's ear as he cleans him.
KahynaGnorc enjoys making Lego dioramas of GT watching GM_B washing GW, then feels guilty and ashamed and tries to melt them with a hairdryer.