Pulg having no audible voice (he speaks only in the ultrasonic frequencies) is the reason why he visits those forums - to type which he may not speak about - while outside his nice batcave (when inside, he navigates through it with his inborn sonar).
Quiche Lisp never sings. There's no special reason for it; he's just a really bad singer.
Rashly5 is in fact an hamster masquerading as... some other thing.
Quiche Lisp is what The Thing looks like under all that orange rock.
IHIYC once made a living selling portable air conditioners to desert dwelling folk. The portable acs were actually just a box with a baby white dragon inside. Eventually the dragon would get too big for the box....
Molten Dragon is hired to stand behind wizards and play harp glissandos whenever they teleport.
KahnyaGnorc is responsible for most paladins falling as their hobby is tripping paladins.
Fred and Uncle Teddy share the Love that Dare Not Speak It's Name.
The love between GT and Uncle Teddy's bear, Fred has a name, it is called half man, half bear, half goat, all unnatural.
GM_Beernorg is Wasabi coated.
Pulg is the result of a hairball that gets too close to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Uncle Teddy once set his armpits on fire.
Rashly5 is making that surprised face because the Kung Fu Panda trailer just came on TV and he has realized they stole the idea from his autobiography. He never received any royalties.
The dour look on GM_B's face was caused by his being fired from his job as a custodian at St. Mary of Perpetual Tone-Deafness.
KahnyaGnorc is in a blood feud with the Kardashians after they took out a patent on his KahnyaVest while he wasn't looking
Pulg has a magic suit of armor that also acts like an amplifier. You have to cover your nose AND ears when he breaks wind...
Molten Dragon is the manufacturer of Pulg's magic suit of armor and is planning on making it available for sale to the general public in time for Christmas.
GW hasn't has a sound bowel movement since Pangea separated into the continents.
GT's last bowel movement was the cause of Pangea separating into the continents.
I'm waiting for -just- the right moment.
For Hygeine's sake, Pulg's rump is completely shorn.
To moisturize after each shaving, he uses GoatToucher Brand Rump Ointment: scented with cinnamon and failure.
KahnyaGnorc incited said riot with a Macey's-day-parade sized balloon of GT.
Molten Dragon rides through town in a armoured VTOL cow with turbo-jets in its udders.
Pulg has udders.
AoZK did mean under, but he's tired from an arduous afternoon milking me so it's understandable that he might be confused.
Pulg's udders squirt out not milk but champagne. No wonder everyone wants to get at them. He often hires himself out as a champagne fountain at weddings.
Molten Dragon not surprisingly does not have udders, but does squirt magma out of other places, no one pays for that...
Beernorg does pay for that but doesn't want anyone else to know, or take over his monopoly.
It was rashly5, in the larder, with the sack full of bronzed jockstraps.
Nope, it was Pulg in the broom closet with a silvered baby shoe.
Wrong again. It was GMB in the attic crawl space with the gold plated shower cap.
It was MD with janus thorn in the space under the stairs.
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It was either Schrodinger's Cat or Katz's Schrodinger in the collapsible Bakelite KaynaGnorc with antique finish brass flamethrowers and a conplete works of Dickens bound in kohlrabi
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon has this weird on-again, off-again, relationship with the Queen of the Fey. Some say they are just right for each other...
There is nothing that can be done to make KahnyaGnorc's relationship with GoatToucher less weird. It is the weirdest there is.
Rashly5 has been wracking his brain for ways to make it weirder, because he wants to get involved.
GT was the Grand Marshal at the first Potty Parade.
KahnaGnorc was spawned by Zeus and some old custard during a very dark night in Thebes.