Feats for an accountant


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No, seriously.

NPC concept: the BBEG's accountant. He's a LN Diviner 3/Expert 10 who keeps track of all the financial details for the BBEG: paying the armies of minions, purchasing dungeon traps, keeping track of the various treasure hoards, you name it. He's LN, not evil -- he's just a fussy obsessive who wants things to run on time. He went to the Wizards Academy but left because being an accountant was /so much more interesting/. I think he got kicked out of Good Kingdom for following the rules too closely... like, there was a famine, and he wouldn't open the royal granary to feed the starving peasants because they didn't have the right paperwork, type of thing. The BBEG picked him up and now he works for Team Evil.

This guy is firmly non-combatant. He doesn't fight; that's what the minions are for. Doesn't even carry a weapon bigger than a penknife (d3-1). His spells are all divinations or defensive. He's a role-playing encounter.

As a 13th level human he gets 7 feats. So far I have Iron Wil, Skill Focus (Profession: Accountant), and Detect Expertise -- that's the odd little feat that lets you pick up someone's spells and supernatural qualities. That leaves four.

Suggestions?

Doug M.


Pathfinder Maps Subscriber

Give him linguistics and skill focus (linguistics), this is quite useful for detecting forgeries.

Silver Crusade

Leadership, so he can have an office full of NPC bean counters. Run it like a Bureaucracy


He's already maxed out on Linguistics (+20). Another +6 would be nice, I guess.

I don't think he needs Leadership. That's a benefit of working for the BBEG: the office staff are always punctual and motivated.

Doug M.

Scarab Sages

Isn't there a teamwork feat or combat feat somewhere about using others near you to give yourself a bonus to AC?

Along the lines of Stand fast, Jenkins, never mind why I am cowering behind you!


Well, I still love the idea of leadership as it opens up SOO many options! Just need some imagination and there's tons of purposes for followers and cohorts: Body Guards, collection agents/enforcers, monstrous cohorts could provide transportation with intimidation (swoop in on a debtor aboard a hungry pissed off dragon!See how quick he comes up with that 30% he owes!)


Skill Focus: Sense Motive or perception, so no one can fool him?

Skill Focus: Intimidation?

Improved Iron will, definitely.

What about Stoic?


Stoic is a feat I've always found annoying; I love the idea, but most fear effects stop working for 24 hours if you save once anyway, so all it's really doing is giving you a +1 bonus against fear. That's not even a trait, never mind a full feat slot. If it was +2, and worked against both fear and pain, then mmmaybe.

Doug M.


As to the accountant: he's a Wiz 3/Exp 13 with a 21 Int. So he has skill ranks to burn -- he doesn't really need any of the feats that add skill bonuses. Skill Focus (Profession: Accountant) is the only exception, because it's thematic.

I could see Improved Iron Will. That leaves three.

Doug M.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Cosmopolitan gives you two more languages and let's you take a few more skills as class skills.

You might also want to look at Additional Traits, as there are likely a couple more traits appropriate for this character than the two you got at 1st level.

The Exchange

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Boon Companion will give him an effective caster level of 7 for purposes of having a familiar, which allows him to then take Improved Familiar and get himself a little Arbiter Inevitable buddy to fly around helping with the paperwork.


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Bewildering Koan could be fun if you waive the prerequisite of being a gnome. "You can pose unanswerable questions that leave creatures momentarily dumbfounded as they dwell on their significance."

That sounds like a super-bureaucrat power to me :)


I would like to point out that, to certain players, there is no encounter that is not a combat encounter.


scribe scroll?


Enforcer (if he's the taskmaster type)

Focused Discipline (makes him harder to intimidate)

Prodigy (if he's a realyl good accountant)

Toughness

Scribe Scroll


He already gets Scribe Scroll for being a wizard. Enforcer is a combat feat, and, really, so is Toughness.

Focused Discipline is what Stoic should have been. (Wow, Stoic is a stupid feat. Who came up with that one?)

Prodigy and Cosmopolitan: he doesn't need more skill points! Nor languages either -- with max ranks in Linguistics, he can already speak 12(!) languages if he wants to.

Bewildering Koan is fun! I'd never heard of it before. Seems a bit overpowered, though. Anyway: in addition to being a gnome, you need a ki pool for that one.

This is harder than it looks, actually.

Doug M.


Serisan wrote:
I would like to point out that, to certain players, there is no encounter that is not a combat encounter.

This is so very, very true.

Doug M.


I would probably say any skill focus feat you can think of, and any charisma based feat that goes with diplomacy, intimidating and bluffing.

Perfect Memory, one or even all the variations that people have made for the d20 system. Are you restricted to official books? Since he is a non-combative npc, I doubt your players will care what his feats are, or what they are from so long as they are within reasonable restrictions.

Perfect Memory
You have an excellent recall of obscure details.

Prerequisite: Intelligence 15

Benefit: You may make an Intelligence check with a +4 aptitude bonus to recall stray information about....

Then there was another that I forgot where I got it from.

Perfect Memory
You have photographic memory.

Prerequisite: Intelligence 13
Benefit: You can memorize your intelligence modifier x4 worth of pages perfectly as if you had them in front of you. Events you where there in person for you recall as if it had just happened.

I actually had a player abuse that with his wizard. He was able to recall his a few spells without his spell book. A fun time was had by all. No such thing as a useless feat. Suppose to be used to memorize maps without needing a map. Drove one DM I had crazy. Since he constantly tried to pull that "you weren't paying attention" card on us, but I kept pulling out this feat. So he had to repeat anything we might have missed.

Silver Crusade

I like the Boon Companion suggestion.


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Throw Anything would be great stylistically. He could toss coins at you like a shuriken.


Additional Traits
Alertness
Boon Companion + Improved Familiar (Tripurasura, Imp, Shikigami, or Arbiter Inevitable)
Eschew Materials (because spell component pouches drive OCD casters nuts :)
Friendly Switch
Master of the Ledger (thematically appropriate)
Persuasive + Rhetorical Flourish

-TimD

Scarab Sages

Endurance - Can work longer, harder and better than anyone
Fleet - Run away from combat a little bit better (heck multiple times if necessary)

Silver Crusade

Nimble Moves and Acrobatic Steps - so he can move through the stacks of paper that fill his office. All accountants need this one. Trust me, I know.


Skill focus: Appraise

Silver Crusade

Fleet - for running away from the mob of hungry townsfolk he won't give food to.
Eye of the Arclord - for finding that one payable that always seems to be missing at month end (and fits for a diviner, too).
Master of the Ledger - a must have.

Scarab Sages

In my current campaign (18th lvl) there is a secretary for the high priest of the city we're in. The priest himself is epic lvl, but his assistant is the true wonder. The best description is the situation our DM used to describe her: You have 30 meetings today. Each should take about an hour. You also have golf with the king and your afternoon nap to fit in because you get cranky without it. *scribbles on clipboard for half a second*
Done.

Her artifact-clipboard allows her to cast simulacrum at will and time stop at will on any room or area she has to in order to accomadate meetings that run long. She may have other powers that we have yet to witness.

Your npc reminds me of her. All this to say: I think how you describe this npc is going to play a larger role in how he is seen than his feat list or build. How he behaves, what he carries with him, and how he presents himself are as important as the crunch mechanics suggested here.

Sczarni

Careful Speak
Combat Casting
Cosmopolitan - I know you said no more languages...
Deceitful
Dilettante
Eclectic - although I don't no for sure if this works with NPC classes (haven't looked)
Experienced Vagabond
Friendly Switch - for hiding behind BBEG minions
Magical Aptitude
Prodigy
Run
Scholar
Spell Focus


Masterspy. - Ignore the sneak/death attack.

Alot of interesting abilities that could come in handy when doing accounting..


It sounds like you're building a total noncombatant-- the kind of person who never expects to see or be part of violence, and would either immediately flee or surrender if threatened.

I'd probably just give him a bunch of Skill Focus feats to bump his professional skills...

Skill Focus (linguistics) -- to detect forgeries
Skill Focus (sense motive) -- aids in bureaucracy
Skill Focus (diplomacy) -- same
Skill Focus (Bluff) -- "if you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em!"

Or swap one of those with:

Skill Focus (Appraise) -- to assist with general finances.

(I'm suggesting this based on my RL job as a bureaucrat!)


He's a human, right? Remember you can get a free bonus Skill Focus feat if you take the Focused Study alternate racial trait.


If you still need more suggestions:

Antagonize - "I'm sorry, but I just checked your character sheet and your mental debt-to-asset ratio suggests that you're an intellectual liability to your group."

Equipment Trick (Inkpen) - The accountant twirls his pen around from finger to finger, moving them with the expert ease that could have only come from years of dedicated penmanship. In a swift move, he points one end at you and a jet of ink comes spraying from the pen! (Reflex saving throw to avoid becoming blinded.)

Endurance - It's the end of the accounting period again and the accountant can be seen slavering away at the accounts night after night. . . .

Enforcer - "You will finish these accounts and send them to me by tomorrow morning or so help me I will stab your genitals with this pen and use your blood to fill out your income statement. I will also dock your pay."

The Mathematical Prodigy trait, if you haven't taken it, is also in keeping with the theme.


Hey, Antagonize is an awesome feat! I had no idea it even existed.

You could totally build a character around that feat. Crank Intimidate up to the moon, then build a character with great AC and saves. He hangs back and mocks the monster, which then wastes its attacks on him.

The more you learn.

Doug M.


And another soul lost... I didn't think you could hang out on this board and NOT know Antagonize.

@Doug M.: Be aware that a LOT of people hate Antagonize and think it's the most broken thing since Leadership. Many GMs ban it straight out.


Leadership isn't broken. It just requires a DM who's paying attention.

But, yeah. It's a cool feat, great idea, but it's very very open to abuse. Probably would work better as a low-level spell instead.

Doug M.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Master Craftsman for an appropriate Craft or Profession? So when he cooks the books, he really cooks the books (CL 13th, could make a number of paper book related wondrous items like tomes, manuals, etc).

If he's prepared detect thoughts, perhaps http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/arcane-school-spirit-general

Since he's a paper pusher, maybe Cypher Magic and/or Cypher Script.

Eldritch Heritage, Improved Eldritch Heritage (Dreamspun, maestro or rakshasa bloodlines) might all be good for some fun rp-oriented abilities.


TimD wrote:

Additional Traits

Alertness
Boon Companion + Improved Familiar (Tripurasura, Imp, Shikigami, or Arbiter Inevitable)
Eschew Materials (because spell component pouches drive OCD casters nuts :)
Friendly Switch
Master of the Ledger (thematically appropriate)
Persuasive + Rhetorical Flourish

-TimD

+1 for the Imp, Rhetorical Flourish and Master of the Ledger.

Why Friendly Switch though?

Liberty's Edge

Skill Focus: Perception is useful for an auditor.


Careful Speaker?

Companion Figureine?

Eschew Materials?

Insightful Gaze?

Also if using skill focus use the alternate human racial that gives you skill focus every few levels in exchange for the bonus feat.


You should make him a Master Chymist.

Imagine your players' surprise when mild-mannered accountant Timothy Tweedle transforms into his alter ego RIPGNASHTEAR (yes you have to use the all caps).

In all seriousness though, I like the idea of a complete non-combatant.


WAAAAAAAUGH!!!


With the discussion of items, I got the image:
+5 pen of speed. For efficiency in filling forms or "resolving issues"


Voice of the Sibyl out of UM. Requires high charisma which he may not have, but its good for a social/rp encounter.

On d20pfsrd there's a feat called Master of the Ledger. It might not be in a book you allow. Still, it's called Master of the Ledger and deals with money.

Have a look at some of the human specific feats. They're pretty good and generally generic.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:

He's already maxed out on Linguistics (+20). Another +6 would be nice, I guess.

I don't think he needs Leadership. That's a benefit of working for the BBEG: the office staff are always punctual and motivated.

Doug M.

Hi Doug. As an Accountant, may I suggest that you reconsider your position on the Leadership feat. There's nothing like Third Party Collection agencies to scare the daylights out of a recalcitrant debtor, and no one will pay a mealy mouthed wimp.

"So either provide remittance of the invoices that are past due, or I may have some people stop by and "talk" to you..." (I will not admit to having said that in the past.)

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