They let you rule A world.
*sets snowglobe on table* Specifically this one
Or you could redeem your points for a penny whistle.
I would rather redeem them for Penny from The Big Bang Theory.
Good choice...but you may have to fight her hockey playing boyfriend first.
Sheldor would be a riot in real life.
Sheldor? {ponders Sheldon + Trogdor Frankenstein-ish hybrid} Oddly, I think that just might work.
Rant Incoming!
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Welcome back rant fans! Today’s rant is about Athlete’s Foot. Seriously, this rant is going to be about (expletive deleted) foot fungus. *sigh* I think I’ve reached the bottom of the barrel here. Not that I’ve run out of rants, I still have two topics on the list but I think that I’ve just ran out of (expletive deleted) steam for these things. The last time I made a rant it was…well it was a long time ago. These rants used to be a big thing for me, and somewhere around the middle they became less of a big thing. Now they are sad excuses of something I’m not (expletive deleted) sure what they are anymore. Jesus (expletive deleted) Christ, this sounds like the (expletive deleted) pity party to end all (expletive deleted) pity parties. Ok, Athlete’s Foot. Nope, got nothing. I am very irritated at whoever (expletive deleted) chose this as a category and I hope you are happy with this (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) that is now spewing forth from my computer. Does this make you happy? Are you at home (expletive deleted) your (expletive deleted)? I bet you are. I’m (expletive deleted) off at you and I don’t even (expletive deleted) know who you are! This has got to be the worst (expletive deleted) rant that I have ever done and I’ve done rants on topics like severed limbs and root canals. ROOT (EXPLETIVE DELETED) CANALS! This is by far my worst rant and I haven’t even said one thing about the (expletive deleted) topic. Athlete’s foot is gross. There I have (expletive deleted) remedied that problem, but not the problem of how (expletive deleted) terrible this rant is. And yet I persist… I go on with this (expletive deleted) rant like I’m some kind of masochist. (Expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)! Oh well, since this rant is ruined anyways, I’d like to share a fun factoid. I was watching a show on Netflix which happened to be something about Lego Marvel Superheroes or something and they had Lego Stan Lee as a Hot Dog Vendor and one of his lines was “Expletive Deleted”. I know I L O and L’d. Oh (expletive deleted) me, now I’m using netspeak as way of expressing myself. RANT OVER!!!
Tune in next time when I rant about… How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (Expletive deleted) you Mr. Owl!
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Rant List:
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
James Bond movies
Room for 3 more.
Bonus update.
Those of you at home might be asking yourself "why aren't there more rants?" Well I'm glad I think enough of myself to think you would ask such a question. The answer has many answers. The main one being "life". Life is getting in my way constantly. I've been a pretty busy person over the course of these past couple of months and I have a lot of things that I've kind of put on the back burner because I'm just too busy to do everything on top of everything I'm already doing. Besides this cop out answer there is the fact that I've kind of lost my desire to keep going. I've been doing these for over 2 years now. This thread was started in 2012 and I was making these rants well before that. I have a 29 page Word document with over 29 thousand words on it filled with rants. That's practically 30,000 words of me being a stupid (expletive deleted) jerk. There used to be some kind of enjoyment and even pressure to keep doing these because I thought I had at least a small fan following but I feel that I've lost my audience due to the infrequency of the updates. Man, I sound like a webcomic creator. Anyways, I'm not certain the future of the rants. I've been the driving force of this thread for a long while now, but maybe it's time to let it die... Perhaps if I had not added my name to it I would have seen more people ranting in it. Oh well, only time will tell.
Thanks for ruining my next rant. -2 Rant points for you. Ah who am I kidding? You can have your rant points back.
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Cancer [redacted]ing sucks.
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Cancer [redacted]ing sucks.
I think over half of my family members have had it at least once at some point, and it's killed many of them. My mom has had breast cancer (caught early), uterine cancer, and a pre-cancerous thyroid tumor. My dad has had colorectal cancer and just two weeks ago went in yet again to have three more (almost a dozen total so far) melanoma tumors removed. At this point, I know the question is not "if?", but "when?" and "what type(s) will my siblings and I get?"
Cancer [redacted]ing sucks.
Yes, it [redacted][redacted]ing does.
[EXPLETIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE DELETED]!
It wasn't meant to. It was more of an expression of frustration.
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I have been meaning to rant here for a while but been too busy. I mean what is up with RL getting in the way of the stuff we want to do right? I don't have time to even post on a regular basis on this thread or any of the others I want too. Kids grand kids, looking at houses to buy putting in offers on houses working with lending brokers to figure out if I can buy a house to begin with and what I can afford. Man I want to go back to the time when I did not need to worry about all that stuff. That the most important things I needed to worry about were where I was going to go and have a drink and when my next gaming session was happening and if I had prepared for it. Now I barely get to read my subscription on regular basis let alone play the game.
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What a roller-coaster of a month this has been so far. I went from almost quitting my job to filing a grievance against my supervisor to getting a possible promotion to getting a job offer some other company. I was going to use my righteous anger to fuel a rant but for some reason it just didn't seem like the right kind of anger if that makes any sense.
Know the feeling man. It's been a rough couple of months on this end as well.
Know the feeling as well. Life sucks. And then it gets worse.
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So, life got better. My supervisor will be working in a new department. I'm getting hired on full-time and I've been recruited for a position in a different company. Yeah, nothing to rant about....
Congratulations =)
So, life got better. My supervisor will be working in a new department. I'm getting hired on full-time and I've been recruited for a position in a different company. Yeah, nothing to rant about....
Yay!
Maybe rant about nothing to rant about?
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d0wn that way lies madness
Roadtrip!
d0wn that way lies madnessRoadtrip!
I call shotgun!
Technically all of my rants are about ranting...
Technically all of my rants are about ranting...
You are technically correct—the best kind of correct!
Rant thread needs rants badly.
Rant time.
The problem with being sick is that, eventually, my mothrt finds out. And then she has to give me every piece of advice under the sun. And while I love my mother, on medical matters calling her "blooming idiots" would be a compliment.
One of the problems is that she has a love-affair with over-the-counter cold medications. This is a problem in particular because my biochemistry does not react the same way as her's does. The way mine reacts frustrates what doctors I've had over the years to no end; I metabolize medications rapidly and build up a tolerance very, very fast.
So, her love-affair with OTC meds causes her to forget that they don't work for me every time I get sick. "Oh, you must take this, this, and this." "Those don't work for me." "Well, if you don't take them, you won't get better rapidly." I don't get better rapidly anyway, so what $^%&ing difference does it make?
And the woman is pushy! You would think she never realized, out of all of the times I've proven to know better than her about my own body, that I actually have some idea of what is best for me. And she ignores what I say unless I'm yelling at her when I'm sick! Then she has the gall to accuse me of being extremely short-tempered when ill. Gee, if she used her &%%&ing ears and stopped treating her brain like a paper weight, maybe I wouldn't be so damned irritable.
Oh! And that's not even counting the fact the rest of my family is even stupider! What kind of moron suggests table salt for dealing with high blood pressure? The ones I'm related to! It's a wonder I'm not even more screwed up than I actually am!
Good rant but could have used more cursing. +1 rant point.
I want to rant about an incident yesterday, but I'm still too livid roiling angry about the obstinate callous sanctimonious backpfeifengesicht a*&~@&! with total disregard for the deep suffering of good innocent people.
Maybe tomorrow.
I just can't let this thread die. :-(
Two reasons. 1. Very few new rants have been created over the past several months which is the fuel that drives this thread. 2. I have lost my desire to rant or at the very least I have a diminished desire to do so.
It's not dying, it's just hibernating.
Well, one of my jobs for this weekend is to revamp and expand my Gor rant which I posted on the Books thread, only with more bad words. That may help, or it may kill it off entirely
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Okay incoming rant. Banks ... especially underwriters for banks asking for paperwork after piece of paper. I mean honestly we showed you that piece of paperwork already what did you do get hungry and eat it? We showed you a balance where money is owed us on that card why can you feel we have an outstanding debt for it? Why can't I just get the loan approval right now why does this process have to last all week and stress out the entire family I mean our closing is in 6 days can we please get an answer already before I have a darn coronary? It is as if they are taking a sadistic glee in dragging this process out. Can you please give me an answer already so I can sleep at night and not have to worry about where I am going to live?
next up .....packing, an activity that truly is awful.
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I just can't let this thread die. :-(We can't let the thread die. I still have Rant Points to redeem!
Rant Points hurt just as bad as Lego bricks and d4s when you accidentally step on one barefooted.
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OK. A certain amount of priming with Russian Imperial (spit) Stout was required, but here goes:
Cards on the table time - I like dirty books and I like Sword and Planet, so when I saw that there was a 20+ novel series that combined the two, I nearly had an embarrassing and messy accident. Silly me. The first in the cycle, Tarnsman of Gor, was reasonable; I always thought 'Tarn' referred to a small body of water. Maybe 'Pond Straddlers' or 'Drippy Waddlers of Gor' didn't quite create the atmosphere of exotic, savage adventure the publisher was after, and anyway, a Tarn is apparently a vicious flightless bird which only a true granite-jawed hero can bend to his will. Various things happen in the mean time, mainly involving incredible fights against impossible odds and gorgeous young ladies who only require being crushed in the sweat-glazed embrace of a rhythmically farting gurgler dressed up as a hoplite to discover true womanly happiness, which (of course) involves gleefully submitting to their every wish without ever complaining, getting headaches, getting pregnant, getting old, having a will of their own, etc. Most of this is implied in many other S&P/S&S novels; however, Le Maitre Norman decides that what he's doing is not merely immature male wish-fulfilment (which does not bother me in the slightest) but a grand fillustuflickal crusade to slay radical feminism once and for all and re-establish gender relations on a Truly Natural Basis. The websites set up by his disciples prove that some people take this very seriously indeed, although the gay ones seem to solely involve men with no hair in night combat gear punching each other. I dunno. There was a group in Doncaster (a grotty post-industrial town in South Yorkshire, UK) who got in trouble when one member decided to take his girlfriend around the shops on a dog leash, incidentally, but other than that, they keep out of the public eye, being properly ashamed of themselves. You might say that if they were spouting Marxist dogma along with the sword fights and bottoms I wouldn't mind at all, and all I can say to that is YES YES ***K ME YES LEAD ME TO IT. I have just given myself a job, so watch out, you objects.
Okay incoming rant. Banks ... especially underwriters for banks asking for paperwork after piece of paper. I mean honestly we showed you that piece of paperwork already what did you do get hungry and eat it? We showed you a balance where money is owed us on that card why can you feel we have an outstanding debt for it? Why can't I just get the loan approval right now why does this process have to last all week and stress out the entire family I mean our closing is in 6 days can we please get an answer already before I have a darn coronary? It is as if they are taking a sadistic glee in dragging this process out. Can you please give me an answer already so I can sleep at night and not have to worry about where I am going to live?
next up .....packing, an activity that truly is awful.
+1 rant point plus an extra bonus rant point for being the first person to rant in this thread in a while.
OK. A certain amount of priming with Russian Imperial (spit) Stout was required, but here goes:
** spoiler omitted **...
I have no idea what is going on here....but I feel that because it is a rant I should give rant points. +1 rant point.