Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries: What Went Wrong?


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Just one more bit of proof that inter-species marriages should be prohibited. Just because you can't get any human woman to marry you, and so you've convinced yourself you want to live the rest of your life with a Cardassian, doesn't mean the law should let you.

Psssst! Not Cardassian, Kardashian

Look, I don't care how it's spelled, don't marry spoon heads.


"Damaged goods"? Bite your tongue!

If it wasn't for cheap, easy women, I'd never get laid!


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

I was living in Massachusetts when they first passed gay marriage and I tried to get my roommate to marry me for the insurance (this was before that Adam Sandler movie).

All my gay friends told me that I was belittling and insulting their cause but I was like, screw you! I want insurance, too!

Ironically if you had screwed them they probably would have had less problems with it.


Most of them were lesbians and oh, how I wish I had!


Kryzbyn wrote:
She was just playing with her Stupid Spoiled Whore playset.

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Luckily it runs on batteries and they are dead now.

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Can we agree, here and now, to never have another f%!*ing thread with that name in it?

Bad enough I gotta see her face everywhere in meatspace, tv, and on the web.

Can at least Paizo be a safe harbor from this crap?

Seriously.


You luuv her.

You Luuuuuuuuuv her.

You LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVV her.

You're in Love.

YOU LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Her.

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Wow, you really are bored, aren't you GM?


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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Can we agree, here and now, to never have another f&*&ing thread with that name in it?

Bad enough I gotta see her face everywhere in meatspace, tv, and on the web.

Can at least Paizo be a safe harbor from this crap?

Seriously.

A-FRACKING-MEN.

Odraude wrote:
Wow, you really are bored, aren't you GM?

When is he not?

And with that... *click-vanish*


I only learned that there was a person named Kim Kardashian when this news story became unavoidable.

Life in a bubble is nice.


Dan E wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:


Understood.

"Sacred" is a subjective term, though. If you're not marrying for the purpose of loving and honoring your spouse (no matter their sex) then I'd submit they (Kim and Kris) never intended that marriage to be sacred.

I agree with you. I'm not asking for anyting special. Only the right to have my own hollywood sham marriage for the purpose of feeding my ego and making 16 Million dollars.

I'm asking for equality, not special treatment.

But you can have a sham marraige for the purpose of making 16 million dollars, you just have to sham marry someone of the opposite sex. You have the same rights she does.

Yay, illogical anti-gay marriage argument time.

This argument didn't work in support of prohibting inter-racial marriage decades ago and it doesn't work now.

Maybe try slippery slope next time? If you let the gays marry its just a short step til pedophiles can marry multiple under age vacuum cleaners.

Dan E's Sense of Humor: Hey, I rolled a 27 on my acrobatics check to avoid that joke...did I make it???

GM: ....*yeah* :P

Also,

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now please go take your party back from the crazies...

This will happen. Eventually. Part of the problem is that the squeaky wheel gets the oil. That is what the press follows. That is also what the opposition party follows. Therefore, those of us who aren't worried about who is marrying whom so long as they live their lives without bothering everyone else are ignored.

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