Grab the right evolutions, turn it into Cthulhuchu. You know you want to.
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Grab the right evolutions, turn it into Cthulhuchu. You know you want to.
Only if you trade it with a friend first.
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Grab the right evolutions, turn it into Cthulhuchu. You know you want to.Only if you trade it with a friend first.
While equipped with the Necronomicon in its held item slot.
Build-your-own Cthulhu?
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christopher: I've embraced my inner minion.
liz: Did it squee?
christopher: Strangely, it demanded a banana.
Oook?
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Crystal: Need to file an HR report. Christopher just tried to murder me
Christopher: I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Lissa: Ooo. While you're down there, can you get me a soda? =D
I would have never suspected Karelzarath's real reason for getting a job at Paizo was to get more likes on the boards...
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Patrick: Dead crow tastes better warm.
Fellow panelists and audience boggle.
Patrick: What. That's totally a saying. Google it! That's WISDOM.
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It is known.
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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gary: i am curious how many stars you ordered this dish
gary: giant pile of jalapeños!
sara marie: "lamb with bamboo" is all I said.
sara marie: maybe they did "lamb with jalapeños"
gary: yeah there's no bamboo
gary: just jalapenos
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gary: It's good!
so uh is the bamboo like an edible shoot
or are all of you just basically pandas
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I really miss knowing the context for these.
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Christopher! SHHHHH.
Christopher! SHHHHH.
Good luck keeping him quiet! :D
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crysstal: You know, the funny thing is: If Cosmo had proposed this plan, I would've thought "This is doomed to failure. Let's not even try it." But if Gary proposes it...
cosmo: Oh, ye of perfectly reasonable and logical faith.
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Gary hordes of twinkies roaming the plains
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Gary hordes of twinkies roaming the plains
I know right? Now that Hostess is no longer culling them, they're going to breed out of control and overrun the place, trampling gardens and spreading disease. We'll have to build Twinkie-proof fences...
At the least the Spamelope population remains under control.
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Adam: What is that? Does that say "fajitas?"
John: Whaaa?
Adam: Oh, nevermind. I saw Faiths & Philosophies and thought it said "fajitas."
John: "Faith & Fajitas" sounds like quite the religion.
Adam: Sounds like Texas.
Damn I could go for some fajitas right now.
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Crystal: Dammit, why is carnauba wax so tasty?
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Christopher: Cosmo: Okay, the two problem children have been spanked and sent to bed without dinner.
Cosmo: Your metaphorical speakings confuse and enrage me.
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Ryan: Bourbon is a young man's game.
Gary: it turns out i am in favor of crockety bloat!
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Interns get fed to cave raptors, not squished.
Different deaths for different folks.
Motherf***er took the last bagel...I hope it was a bug and not an intern ...Crystal: Why won't you DIE?! *bang* *bang*
Crystal: (whispering) Die, die, die...
Wait, a bug or an intern? Cause with how big some bugs can get...
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Jessica Price: Crystal will not murder me
Crystal Frasier: Not without reason
Christopher Anthony: But certainly without warning.
Jessica Price: See? She is benevolent