Overheard at the Paizo office

[Chris Lambertz]

Crystal I can't access my gifs to respond to you. I don't know what to do with myself!

[Sara Marie]

christopher: I may have sold the Internets for doughnut money.

[Sara Marie]

christopher: It's all done out of love. And cruel, heartless mockery. But mostly love.

[Gary Teter]

Crystal: Anyway, gonna go start fires now

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal: You will be after I bite you.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I don't have enough tin foil hats for this conversation.

[Tels]

I want to see a hidden cam Paizo web series. Every time you discuss something unrevealed, a big wat REDACTED appears on the screen. Would be hilarious to see these comments actually happening.

[Pyromaniac]

Gary Teter wrote:

Crystal: Anyway, gonna go start fires now

EXCELLENT.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: Way to ruin my joke with something horrible, Erik

cs erik: it wouldn't be me if I didn't

[Cassidy Werner]

James Sutter: Where's the best place to get a beer around here? Also, how do I kill a werewolf?
James Sutter: Dear Google Maps, How I kill werewolf?
Jessica: Also not something that's going on the Overheard thread.
Cassidy: ...Oh. Really? I was just typing that. D:
Jessica: Nothing is safe.

[Kajehase]

I like this intern, don't let the cave-raptors get her too soon.

[Cori Marie]

She apparently also participated in Pony Gate, which may have given her a Mythic Tier to survive the cave raptors...

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Kajehase wrote:

I like this intern, don't let the cave-raptors get her too soon.

We like her too. We have granted her use of the Wand of Raptor Banishment and the Stick of Cosmo Poking(TM).

[Set]

Ah, the Stick of Cosmo Poking;

roll 1d6
1) Dismissive glance
2) Witty comment
3) Sarcastic comment
4) Surprisingly dark comment
5) Comment not fit for print in the Overheard thread
6) Unleashing of unspeakable cosmic horror

[Lamontius]

Set wrote:

Ah, the Stick of Cosmo Poking;

6) Unleashing of unspeakable cosmic horror

Cosmo: Į̶̛̫͉̞̤̠̰̳͉͖̫̰̰ͦ̈́ͦͩ̋ͬ̂ͣ ̴ͬ̿ͭ͂̈͊ͥ̂̓̃ͥ̅ͬͭͯ̓̑̓̔̕҉̵̥̲̦̦̣̩̩̮̩͝ͅC̷̡̮̪̟͎̭͙͎̦͎̽̏̋͊̈́͗̈̾̆ͅƠ̋̽͗̈ͭ̾ͤ̒̍̈͑ͦͧ̍ͮ͋͝ ̷̪̗̬̳̙͉͚̳̤͚̣̪͔͞M̢̞͔̙͙̥̆͆̋̓ͨ̍̈́͆̓͊͒̋͛̈́ͦ̃̑͒͢͜͠Ḛ̵̷̢̘̠̠̬͙͌́̓ͬ ̧̳͎͓͇̰̳̯̟̲̻͑̍̐͂͐̑̑ͧ̍̒̉̌ͤ̕̕͟F̵̛͖̭̙̙̯̳̮̱̲̭͉̠̬̖̺̹̗͈ͭ̒̋͒͊̂ͩ̍̉͗̏͗̚͡͝ͅO̧͂̒ͧ͋͂ͤ͊̊ͪ ̡̪̩͎̬͟͠R̵͙̼̩̟̗͓̺̭͕͓̗͉̝͍̖̂̍ͮ̃ͫ͌͆̉̍ͣ̍̔̀T̢͓̠͓̤̬̺͚͐̐ͤ͑̽ͭ̀̒̅ͤ̄̿̎ͥ͢H̊ͩ̇ͪͮͥͪ͌͊̍҉̵̕ ̯̥̥̝̤̯̫̙̥̺̯̝ ̢̻̼̭̯̉ͫ̒̽̌̑̄͜͟͞A͑͂̈́̚҉̛͏̸̘͉̙͕̣̯̫̜͖͕̣͍̤͓̦N̻̼̦̖͍͂ͫ̆̆̉̒̇̀ͮ̚̚͠ͅD̶̸͇̮̄͊͂̈́ͦ̈ͫ̃͒̔͘͝ ̘͚̰̻̱̖ ̷̘̤͚̫͓̝̩̙̲ͦ̅̏͌ͩ̽ͤ̚̕̕I̸̯͎͉̜͍͕̳̖͓͔̜͚̝͈ͯ̉ͯͤͦ̂̓͊̓̎̔̉ͣ̆ͪ͒͆͆͑͟ ̴͈̘͉̫͙͈͍͚̝͖͚̏ͧ̑̆ͭ̊̏͆͐ͭͨͫ́͑̓ͮ̆́͝Ȃ̸̻̖̣̩̟͍̞̘̭ͦ̏́͠M̷̧̯̠̹̜̜̫̘̮̯͉̓ͪͮͥͫͣͨ͆̑͗̎ͩ̀̾ͅ ̠̰͔̼̱̞̫ ͒̊͆͌̑̿͂̃̆ͤ͆̇ͨͪ̋͛͜͞҉̵̥̳̲̩̞̪̪̜̮̩͓͈͖͢Ȩ̶̧͉̫͚̝ͮ̉ͣ͒̾̔͊ͤͧ̉̔̀Tͩ͆̅ͦ̈́̃́҉̹̦͖͙͚̩̮̩̦͇̳̤ ͅĘ̵̪̫̙̮̼̱̜͙̤̤̣̹̦̣̟̈ͥ̌ͨͫ́R̴̛̭̞̩͉ͥ͑ͩͩͦ̾ͤ͆ͭ͆ͤͩ́̍ͧ̀͂ͣ̌͘͝͠N͎͇̺̮̩̻̞̜̗̼̟̦̥̑ͭ̒̏̊͝͠ Ȃ̸̴͕̘̼̣͚͚͖́̅͂ͭ͆͌͐͊ͭͬͥ̐̓͢Ļ͖͇͖̖͉̥̱̭͖͖͚̗͈̣͎̽̌̋͡

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TOZ]

Wha-huh-ho-explain what just happened?

[Cheapy]

Cosmo should have a filter that makes all of his posts resemble that.

All of them.

[Lamontius]

both my eardrums exploded and my nose is bleeding

[Set]

Unspeakable cosmic horror, not unreadable cosmic horror!

'Do not call up what ye cannot put down.'

<Runs off to Lovecraftian-themed Yo Mama digs thread for suitable put-downs.>

[Lilith]

Cassidy Werner wrote:

James Sutter: Dear Google Maps, How I kill werewolf?

Many have tried to kill me! AND FAILED.

[TriOmegaZero]

I thought Liz was Best Pony, not Best Wolf?

[Crystal Frasier]

Robot Chris: I didn't choose the thug life, you guys. The thug life chose me.

[Lamontius]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Robot Chris: I didn't choose the thug life, you guys. The thug life chose me.

It just does, mom. I can't explain why it feels so good to be a gangster.

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Robot Chris: I didn't choose the thug life, you guys. The thug life chose me.

Yo, best reck-a-nize, foo, or she'll pop some CSS in yo ass. She'll straight display:none and then yo mama cryin'.

[Drejk]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I thought Liz was Best Pony, not Best Wolf?

Werepony?

[Feros]

Drejk wrote:

Werepony?

There Pony!

>:-)

[Drock11]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I don't have enough tin foil hats for this conversation.

Anybody else think the wide prevalence of aluminum foil nowadays is just a conspiracy to eliminate tin foil hats around the world? We all know that it doesn't block Detect Thoughts like good ol tin does.

[Fitzwalrus]

Feros wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Werepony?

There Pony!

>:-)

Aaaaugh!! My Eyes!!! The horror!!

;P

[Steve Geddes]

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

We like her too. We have granted her use of the Wand of Raptor Banishment and the Stick of Cosmo Poking(TM).

Surely that Stick has run out of charges by now?

[Liz Courts]

Steve Geddes wrote:

Surely that Stick has run out of charges by now?

Jeff Alvarez can recharge it once per day.

[Tels]

Lamontius wrote:

Set wrote:

Ah, the Stick of Cosmo Poking;

6) Unleashing of unspeakable cosmic horror

Cosmo: Į̶̛̫͉̞̤̠̰̳͉͖̫̰̰ͦ̈́ͦͩ̋ͬ̂ͣ ̴ͬ̿ͭ͂̈͊ͥ̂̓̃ͥ̅ͬͭͯ̓̑̓̔̕҉̵̥̲̦̦̣̩̩̮̩͝ͅC̷̡̮̪̟͎̭͙͎̦͎̽̏̋͊̈́͗̈̾̆ͅƠ̋̽͗̈ͭ̾ͤ̒̍̈͑ͦͧ̍ͮ͋͝ ̷̪̗̬̳̙͉͚̳̤͚̣̪͔͞M̢̞͔̙͙̥̆͆̋̓ͨ̍̈́͆̓͊͒̋͛̈́ͦ̃̑͒͢͜͠Ḛ̵̷̢̘̠̠̬͙͌́̓ͬ ̧̳͎͓͇̰̳̯̟̲̻͑̍̐͂͐̑̑ͧ̍̒̉̌ͤ̕̕͟F̵̛͖̭̙̙̯̳̮̱̲̭͉̠̬̖̺̹̗͈ͭ̒̋͒͊̂ͩ̍̉͗̏͗̚͡͝ͅO̧͂̒ͧ͋͂ͤ͊̊ͪ ̡̪̩͎̬͟͠R̵͙̼̩̟̗͓̺̭͕͓̗͉̝͍̖̂̍ͮ̃ͫ͌͆̉̍ͣ̍̔̀T̢͓̠͓̤̬̺͚͐̐ͤ͑̽ͭ̀̒̅ͤ̄̿̎ͥ͢H̊ͩ̇ͪͮͥͪ͌͊̍҉̵̕ ̯̥̥̝̤̯̫̙̥̺̯̝ ̢̻̼̭̯̉ͫ̒̽̌̑̄͜͟͞A͑͂̈́̚҉̛͏̸̘͉̙͕̣̯̫̜͖͕̣͍̤͓̦N̻̼̦̖͍͂ͫ̆̆̉̒̇̀ͮ̚̚͠ͅD̶̸͇̮̄͊͂̈́ͦ̈ͫ̃͒̔͘͝ ̘͚̰̻̱̖ ̷̘̤͚̫͓̝̩̙̲ͦ̅̏͌ͩ̽ͤ̚̕̕I̸̯͎͉̜͍͕̳̖͓͔̜͚̝͈ͯ̉ͯͤͦ̂̓͊̓̎̔̉ͣ̆ͪ͒͆͆͑͟ ̴͈̘͉̫͙͈͍͚̝͖͚̏ͧ̑̆ͭ̊̏͆͐ͭͨͫ́͑̓ͮ̆́͝Ȃ̸̻̖̣̩̟͍̞̘̭ͦ̏́͠M̷̧̯̠̹̜̜̫̘̮̯͉̓ͪͮͥͫͣͨ͆̑͗̎ͩ̀̾ͅ ̠̰͔̼̱̞̫ ͒̊͆͌̑̿͂̃̆ͤ͆̇ͨͪ̋͛͜͞҉̵̥̳̲̩̞̪̪̜̮̩͓͈͖͢Ȩ̶̧͉̫͚̝ͮ̉ͣ͒̾̔͊ͤͧ̉̔̀Tͩ͆̅ͦ̈́̃́҉̹̦͖͙͚̩̮̩̦͇̳̤ ͅĘ̵̪̫̙̮̼̱̜͙̤̤̣̹̦̣̟̈ͥ̌ͨͫ́R̴̛̭̞̩͉ͥ͑ͩͩͦ̾ͤ͆ͭ͆ͤͩ́̍ͧ̀͂ͣ̌͘͝͠N͎͇̺̮̩̻̞̜̗̼̟̦̥̑ͭ̒̏̊͝͠ Ȃ̸̴͕̘̼̣͚͚͖́̅͂ͭ͆͌͐͊ͭͬͥ̐̓͢Ļ͖͇͖̖͉̥̱̭͖͖͚̗͈̣͎̽̌̋͡

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I COME FORTH AND I AM ETERNAL

[Lamontius]

Yes :D

[Christopher Anthony]

Gary: i knew i must have been doing something important

[Justin Riddler]

CS Erik: That's going straight to the Overheard Thread isn't it?

Sara Marie: I'm busy... so you're lucky!

[Cosmo]

Gary: i want a potatobook

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: You have no idea how much excitement is emanating from my tiny robot self.

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Can I requisition more Today, please? I seem to be running low.

[Drejk]

Cosmo wrote:

Gary: i want a potatobook

I have cookbook about making a big number of potato-based dishes. Does it count?

[Sara Marie]

erik: "truth is stranger than fiction"

justin: and fan fiction is weirder than that

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Does it involve swan diving into blackberry brambles?

[Crystal Frasier]

Erik Keith: Bloomers are super cool.
Erik Keith: Not the ones your grandmother was wearing...
Erik Keith: But in general they're super awesome.

[Crystal Frasier]

Justin: To quote Erik, I thought this was water I was swimming in!

[Cosmo]

Robot Chris: No, this is Cosmo... I was gonna link something, but I Google image searched for "Murder Clown" and creeped myself out way too much.

[Orthos]

Chris, you've been on the internet long enough that you should know better by now =P

[Lamontius]

what were you expecting to appear under 'murder clown' that would not creep you out

i mean if I want to see pictures of puppies and rainbows I do not type 'brown recluse bite' into google images

OH JEEZ DO NOT EVER TYPE THAT INTO GOOGLE IMAGES