Overheard at the Paizo office

[Drejk]

Hi Cori Marie, how have you been?

[Cori Marie]

Drejk wrote:

Hi Cori Marie, how have you been?

Good! I moved across the country, to which a side effect was leaving my games (and ALL my books behind - gave them all to members of my gaming group, nice person that I am) so I haven't been as invested in Paizo stuff for the moment. That changed when I heard about the CotCT hardcover though!

[Rysky]

*note to self: once home send Corie Marie hugs and Paizo gift cards*

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Money Chris: ...right
Money Chris: my calculator broke yesterday
Me: you cant sit with us if you dont have a calculator

[Sara Marie]

money chris: that is...a sexy hand calculator
...
liz: I don't think I've ever heard a calculator referred to as sexy
liz: So thank you for that.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: You have never been more of an accountant in my eyes as you are right now.

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: On Wednesdays, we wear green visors.

[Sara Marie]

liz: Flayleaf leshies are now a thing, Sara.
liz: This is all your fault

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Flayleaf leshies are now a thing, Sara.

liz: This is all your fault

Can Catnip Leshies be next and also Sara's fault?

[Nyan Cat]

Rysky wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Flayleaf leshies are now a thing, Sara.

liz: This is all your fault

Can Catnip Leshies be next and also Sara's fault?

I would imagine Droogami keeps eating the catnip (and silvervine) leshies.

[Thistles And Thorns]

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Flayleaf leshies are now a thing, Sara.

liz: This is all your fault

I am okay with this.

[Cori Marie]

Rysky wrote:

*note to self: once home send Corie Marie hugs and Paizo gift cards*

D'awww.

[Readerbreeder]

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: On Wednesdays, we wear green visors.

Link notwithstanding, I pictured something more like Data dealing a hand at the Enterprise D's officers poker night...

[Cori Marie]

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

At least they aren't old enough to drink?

They are NOW. Bwahaha

[Drejk]

Cori Marie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

At least they aren't old enough to drink?

They are NOW. Bwahaha

In Poland they can legally drink for three years now...

[Liz Courts]

Christopher: "Why don't you f%!&ing go to [redacted]?" Why, indeed, wise app. Why, indeed.
Me: Truly an oracle for our times.

[SLAaDOS]

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: "Why don't you f!*!ing go to [redacted]?" Why, indeed, wise app. Why, indeed.

Me: Truly an oracle for our times.

(An android oracle archetype would totally fit in Wayfinder #16 if anyone's interested.)

[Liz Courts]

Christopher: Imagine all the unwholesome things that have been heated inside it.
Ashley: Hope, dreams, world peace, etc.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: if you are in [redacted], I apologize heartily for what I just did to it

[Sara Marie]

liz: This is the part where Mark Moreland would smite me with the "NOT CANON" stamp

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: I’m actually on normal lattes and flat whites now
Robot Chris: edging closer to dancing with black coffee
Robot Chris: remember ~5 years ago when I didn’t drink coffee?
Robot Chris: #thankspaizo

[Kaf'Eene the Wicked, Demon Lord]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: I’m actually on normal lattes and flat whites now

Robot Chris: edging closer to dancing with black coffee
Robot Chris: remember ~5 years ago when I didn’t drink coffee?
Robot Chris: #thankspaizo

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[GM_Beernorg]

Yes, join we of the black as night cafi-Nation!

Mistress of the dark roast, I didn't know you were here! ::offers up a can of decaf coffee as a sacrifice:: Mistress, hear my please, accept this unworthy roast, that willingly gave up it's sacred caffeine, that you may teach it the error of its ways!

[Haladir]

Join the Coffee Achievers!

[Ed Reppert]

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

[Gisher]

Coffeee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

[Rysky]

Sleep is for the weak
Caffeine is my sacrament
Are those spiders real?

[Feros]

Coffee a la Girl Genius.

EDIT: That's the first of four pages for full effect, BTW. :)

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: because I had [redacted] zap my brain meats

[Cosmo]

sara marie: OH GOD IM THE TARGET AUDIENCE
AND I WANT TO SEE IT

Ashley: yeeees. let the marketing flow through you.

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

sara marie: OH GOD IM THE TARGET AUDIENCE

AND I WANT TO SEE IT

Ashley: yeeees. let the marketing flow through you.

Keanu?

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: So everything going on in [redacted] is NORMAL just occurring at abnormal levels

[Vic Wertz]

SFX: Fzzzzummmmmmnmmnmmnmmmmnmnmmnmm................
Cort: Okay, who has a lightsaber?
Lissa: Who doesn't have a lightsaber?

[ulgulanoth]

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employe to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

[Sara Marie]

gary: waiting to see how many people get the blood oozing from the ears from that proposal

[Sara Marie]

gary: yup. someone set this software developer to "evil"

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: I can’t hear because of all of the BLOOD

[Cosmo]

ulgulanoth wrote:

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

Sith don't play well with others.

Especially other Sith.

[Justin Franklin]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

Sith don't play well with others.

Especially other Sith.

There can be only one!

[Diego Valdez]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

Sith don't play well with others.

Especially other Sith.

There can be only one!

There can be only 2! A master and an apprentice!

[Justin Franklin]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

Sith don't play well with others.

Especially other Sith.

There can be only one!

There can be only 2! A master and an apprentice!

Don't ruin my Sith Highlander mash up dream!!!!! ;)

[Ross Byers]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

"Here at Paizo, we expect each employee to bring their own lightsaber to work, for you never know when a fight against the Sith might break out"

...against?

Sith don't play well with others.

Especially other Sith.

There can be only one!

There can be only 2! A master and an apprentice!

So many secret apprentices...

[Sara Marie]

ashley: by our rage powers combined, WE HAVE CREATED ADORABLE FIRE BOMBS!

katina: It’s all well and good until your fire babies go through puberty and turn on you

ashley: DONT MAKE ME SEND YOU TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. grandma aint got time for your s*%$ and she has a fire extinguisher

[Rysky]

!

I like Ashley.

She is awesome.

And has good taste in avatars.

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: Robot, you built a juggalo didn't you?
Robot: No g%+&+&nit.
WHAT HAS COSMO BEEN SAYING!?

[Rysky]

...

[GM_Beernorg]

I would think Robot (maybe Chris?) has better taste than to build a ::shudder:: juggalo.

[Rysky]

GM_Beernorg wrote:

I would think Robot (maybe Chris?) has better taste than to build a ::shudder:: juggalo.

Maybe it's a Seattle term for a robot that juggles?

[GM_Beernorg]

We can only hope this is the case...