Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Turin the Mad]

The silver lining I believe to be that wonderful "lightly anesthetized" feeling when you've attained that perfect buzz.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I today was somewhat productive.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the grammar in my previous post was somewhat off.

[Aberzombie]

I believe some Diablo 3 shall be played today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's nearly time for my angry bird's to kick some ass!

[Syrus Terrigan]

I believe the fairer sex is totally unfair.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's almost time for some house decorations!

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a beautiful weekend, weather-wise.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm just a bit sad that I only picked up two small additions to my Halloween decorations this year.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I might finally try to brew some beer this week.

[Aberzombie]

I believe tonight is TV night!

[Aberzombie]

I believe the medicine is slowly doing my baby girl some good.

[Rosita the Riveter]

I believe that cider is a wonderous thing, and am glad us Americans are realizing this and producing plenty of craft ciders that are much better than Angry Orchard.

Although Angry Orchard does occasionally make good products, I must admit.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Disney offers their show writers some really good drugs before they start working.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today has the potential to be a good day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today might be a good day to take the boy shopping for his Halloween costume.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy found a costume he likes!

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm not sure what to do with my time today, other than the usual.

[Aberzombie]

I believe within another month or three the wife and I will be able to permanently say goodbye to diapers.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the boy and I have another episode of Star Wars Rebels to watch.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I might try to get some house cleaning done this week. Especially the closets. Those always accumulate a lot of useless crap.

I believe I may also try to brew the beer I intended to brew last week, but couldn't because of a sick child.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my baby girl was a lot easier to wake up this morning than I thought she would be.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'll have to be the one to put my baby girl to bed this evening, so as not to disrupt Tuesday TV Night.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I may call up some of my old work buddies and inquire about lunch today.

[Syrus Terrigan]

I believe this everclear is water.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my plans keep getting interfered with.

[Aberzombie]

I believe sometimes just the right threat can work wonders.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a trip to Walmart is necessary.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I had something specific I wanted to get done today, but it mustn't have been terribly important, because I don't remember what it was.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I have a plan for stuff to get done this week. Whether or not I'll succeed is another thing entirely.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I should not have eaten that entire jar of pickles last night.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm running a little rough this morning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm tempted to have a third cup of coffee this morning.

[Syrus Terrigan]

I believe this 8-5 job just isn't cutting it.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that splash of hot grease was a tad painful. I also believe that is why God gave us aloe.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm feeling a little off this morning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe even though I was feeling off yesterday, I still got shit done.

[Aberzombie]

I believe last night's Walking Dead premier was pretty f$@#ing badass.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I've got some recorded movies to watch!

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy was excited to pick out the face that'll go on the pumpkin this year.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I need to buy some Halloween candy.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I might have enough Halloween Candy.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it shall be an interesting day.

[Rosita the Riveter]

I believe that Budweiser doesn't really taste bad, because that would imply that Budweiser actually had some sort of flavor, period.

[Aberzombie]

I believe sometimes, people just say stupid shit.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a beautiful day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my kids were not as cranky this morning as I thought they might be.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I shall be doing some more house reorganizing and cleaning out today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe last night was a loooong night.

[Aberzombie]

I believe this morning is going to be a little busy.