There are no black helicopters

[NPC Dave]

...and anyone who says otherwise is a conspiracy theorist who should be ignored.

This is nothing to see here people...move along.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

NPC Dave wrote:

...and anyone who says otherwise is a conspiracy theorist who should be ignored.

We won't ignore you in Troll Town!

[Id Vicious]

THERE ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!

[Pugglebottom the Wayward Kender]

It's ... it's almost a triple rainbow ...

No, my bad. It's just a flight of black helicopters.

[Crimson Jester]

unmarked helicopters

[Leafar the Lost]

NPC Dave wrote:

...and anyone who says otherwise is a conspiracy theorist who should be ignored.

This is nothing to see here people...move along.

There are black helicopters. I see them everyday. In fact, one of them is being sent in your direction to pick you up for a long trip...