Still alive! I apologize for being funny. Do you accept cookies? Is your hair dyed white or is it naturally white. Because that could help guess your age. No offense, but do you like cats
I do accept cookies—snickerdoodles are the best, but anything with chocolate or coffee or raspberry flavor works too.
My hair is naturally white, and that has nothing to do with my age.
I like cats a lot. And not only because they catch and kill rats... they'er also cute and cuddly and independent.
Most radiant and beautiful of all elves,
How would you go about fighting a dervish dancer?
What's your favorite kind of candy?
Who do you think would win in a spell fight between Ezren and Seoni?
Fight fire with fire.
Anything raspberry flavored. Currently it's raspberry tarts.
Seoni.
*takes all of merisiels knives and swords* Stop stabbing people! That is bad manners. Here, instead of violently stabbing people. Try knitting
You don't have enough hands to take all of my blades, alas, although if you want them all, I can certainly "give" them to you.
*Hands Glove of Infinite Knives to Merisiel*
Someone called a ratcatcher? *sinister grin*
Oooh... GET HIM!!!
*removes glove* remind me to never read the ask kyra thread. I am not a rat, just a human who owns one. Deal with it. Now then, What would you do if someone bought you a bunny?
Depends if they attached a bunch of other stuff to the gift that would make it less attractive and/or more frustrating to accept...
But in the end, I'm not fond of bunnies.
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Have you heard of legolas? Hes an elf, but he uses a bow,likes dwarves and isn't as sneaky as you. Whats the diffrence between seoni and a swimsuit model?
I have baked you some snickerdoodles! I poured a bit of a potion in them to make you sneakier! Just because why not!
Whats the diffrence between harsks beard and a grizzly bear covered in feces?
Have you heard of legolas? Hes an elf, but he uses a bow,likes dwarves and isn't as sneaky as you. Whats the diffrence between seoni and a swimsuit model?
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I have baked you some snickerdoodles! I poured a bit of a potion in them to make you sneakier! Just because why not!
Whats the diffrence between harsks beard and a grizzly bear covered in feces?
** spoiler omitted **
*takes all of merisiels knives and swords* Stop stabbing people! That is bad manners. Here, instead of violently stabbing people. Try knitting
You do realize you can stab people with knitting needles right?
Which is a good lead in to my next questions for the lovely Merisiel.
Have you ever used anything besides Rapiers and daggers to stab people with? If so what?
Have you ever used a slashing or blunt weapons before?
Lady of knives,
Have you ever met a Mordant Spire Elf? What are they like?
What's your favorite food and drink?
What is your favorite place in the Inner Sea?
*takes all of merisiels knives and swords* Stop stabbing people! That is bad manners. Here, instead of violently stabbing people. Try knittingYou do realize you can stab people with knitting needles right?
Which is a good lead in to my next questions for the lovely Merisiel.
Have you ever used anything besides Rapiers and daggers to stab people with? If so what?
Have you ever used a slashing or blunt weapons before?
Yes. I've owned all sorts of different knives and stuff, and have even stabbed folks with arrows and bolts.
I've used other weapons before, usually when I'm fighting skeletons or desperate.
Lady of knives,
Have you ever met a Mordant Spire Elf? What are they like?
What's your favorite food and drink?
What is your favorite place in the Inner Sea?
I have; they're kinda standoffish and weird and like their masks.
Abalone and raspberry ale.
Sandpoint.
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*while merisiel is gone places some abalone and raspberry ale on the table for her along with a kitten and a very large onyx* Enjoy!
what is your least favorite weapon,situation,person and race?
Because it seems like you would hate it if someone threw a gnome at your face, especially if it was lini. Gnomes make amazing weapons in combat! Give them an axe and throw them as hard as you can at the nearest bad guy
*while merisiel is gone places some abalone and raspberry ale on the table for her along with a kitten and a very large onyx* Enjoy!
what is your least favorite weapon,situation,person and race?
Because it seems like you would hate it if someone threw a gnome at your face, especially if it was lini. Gnomes make amazing weapons in combat! Give them an axe and throw them as hard as you can at the nearest bad guy
Club, lonliness, it varies, and bat-people.
What do you think of feyia? What is the WORST injury that you have ever suffered from? If you could do anything right now what would you do?
She's awesome. My first broken heart. Eat some abalone.
Mrs. Sillvari,
What is your favorite type of Undead?
Have you ever met a vampire before?
If you have did you have Kyra fight your battles with it or did you actually face it on your own?
Mrs. Sillvari,
What is your favorite type of Undead?
Have you ever met a vampire before?
If you have did you have Kyra fight your battles with it or did you actually face it on your own?
Ummm... dead undead!
Yes.
I faced it on my own! I'm not a delicate flower!
Seriously! That is the lamest injury of all time. I just put a plate of abalone in front of you! The hell!! Thats lame. Have you ever met setyiel? or balazar? Reiko seems like shes better at sneaky stuff than you.
You're confusing. Who knew rats could talk? So much!
What happens if someone sets seonis cape thing on fire?
If you found a gemstone the size of alians ego what would you do with it?
She gets angry, the arsonist gets hurt.
Build a castle or five on it.
Who is your least favorite iconic outside of harsk and alian?
What is the most annoying villian ever. Have you bothered editing the pathfinder wiki so it doesn't say you are dumb?How do you keep so many knives in your outfit? Who made that thing?
Don't have a least favorite, and I actually quite like Harsk.
Whoever edited the wiki that way is the most annoying villain ever, especially since I don't have internet access here on Golarion.
Dear Merisiel Sillvari etc. etc.
How long do you expect to live barring occupational hazards?
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Mrs. Sillvari,
What is your favorite type of Undead?
Have you ever met a vampire before?
If you have did you have Kyra fight your battles with it or did you actually face it on your own?
Ummm... dead undead!
Yes.
I faced it on my own! I'm not a delicate flower!
No dear, you are a beautiful, poisonous flower. With thorns.
No dear, you are a beautiful, poisonous flower. With thorns.Mrs. Sillvari,
What is your favorite type of Undead?
Have you ever met a vampire before?
If you have did you have Kyra fight your battles with it or did you actually face it on your own?
Ummm... dead undead!
Yes.
I faced it on my own! I'm not a delicate flower!
Oh hey you're alive! I thought the shippers got you.
Dear Merisiel Sillvari etc. etc.
How long do you expect to live barring occupational hazards?
As long as it takes.
No dear, you are a beautiful, poisonous flower. With thorns.Mrs. Sillvari,
What is your favorite type of Undead?
Have you ever met a vampire before?
If you have did you have Kyra fight your battles with it or did you actually face it on your own?
Ummm... dead undead!
Yes.
I faced it on my own! I'm not a delicate flower!
Awww! You're so sweet!
You have never met setyeil? Have you ever done something so clumsy/stupid you ruined somthing. Like spilling ale all over a white shirt. Or dropping a dagger in a foul cursed pool. What was lems best prank
I've met him. I've ruined plenty. I don't like white shirts. I don't drop daggers. The fake bean and cheese casserole that Ezren ate was pretty funny.
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Hi kyra! Have you ever considered wearing something LESS flamable? All of that cloth is bad. Cloth burns.
She's too hot to burn.
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...I am going to test that theory of kyra not being burnable...
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Is the Shoanti woman's familiar not a reptile of some kind?
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Hi kyra! Have you ever considered wearing something LESS flamable? All of that cloth is bad. Cloth burns.
Oh. It....talks.
Yes, this cloth does burn....with the glory of the Everflame.
I thank you for your....concern....but I am quite competent at keeping myself from catching on fire. You should put the matches away, though. They are not safe. For you.
Hi kyra! Have you ever considered wearing something LESS flamable? All of that cloth is bad. Cloth burns.Oh. It....talks.
Yes, this cloth does burn....with the glory of the Everflame.
I thank you for your....concern....but I am quite competent at keeping myself from catching on fire. You should put the matches away, though. They are not safe. For you.
Now that I think about it you have been lost to the shippers. You have my condolences.
Just passing by....but, uh, Merisiel, why do you have a small drunken rodent following you? You know, that one...the one you've stabbed, and is try to light old discarded matchsticks.
Did you lose a bet again??
I'm completely innocent.
...this time.
Sweet Merisiel,
earlier you stated Absalom to be the most majestic city you've seen so far.
I take it that you have never visited glorious Alushinyrra, then? I absolutely suggest you take a trip there, should you have the time.
It's an honor to finally meet you, Miss Sillvari!
Ever been tempted by the path of an arcane trickster?
Any advices to a rookie rogue?
I just listened to your voice clip. Are you really that deep? I always took your pitch to similar to Imoen's or Neeshka's.
Is the Shoanti woman's familiar not a reptile of some kind?
Her familiar is a blue-tailed skink named Dragon.
Just passing by....but, uh, Merisiel, why do you have a small drunken rodent following you? You know, that one...the one you've stabbed, and is try to light old discarded matchsticks.
Did you lose a bet again??
I'm not sure what I did there. Probably something bad. Do you have a remove curse handy again?
Hey, there's nothink-, knothin-... It is fine to be a soused rodent, as long as you won't be driving.
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Merisiel, how fast do you think you could drive a Reasonably Priced Chariot around our track?
Not at all. I don't do chariots.