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*Gets dressed.* And this.
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You know what I love about geography? There are deserts in the ocean. Literally. A desert is defined as an area with little precipitation and consequently little vegetation, greatly limiting the food supply for wildlife and creating a hostile, difficult environment. This describes an ocean gyre perfectly. You have little precipitation in the stagnant central section do to the wind flowing around it rather than into it, and the currents follow the wind, meaning nutrients aren't moving into this central section. So it's much harder for move marine life to survive and thrive, because you don't really have much food. So you have what can be fairly described as a desert. In the ocean.
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NobodysHome wrote: You are all no doubt worried for me in the "heat wave of the decades" here in California.
It is 74. I went for my walk. I put on a hat.
I believe I am OK.
*glares hatefully from 120 degree Phoenix*
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It only got up to 82 degrees and the storms have been pushed back to overnight so looks like someone is staying up late to keep an eye on the radar (Dane county is known for tornado siren failures).
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"Wait, am I supposed to do something" - The General playing Skyrim.
Her first time playing a video game since Grand Theft Auto 2.
Pea Bear is already exasperated. :-)
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Ugh. It is hot and muggy and nasty today. (High of 86) The kidlet ended up with heat exhaustion after jujitsu class. I was eventually able to get him cooled down enough to go take a cool shower and have been bugging him to drink more water every few minutes, so he's doing a bit better now. Muggy heat and heavy gi is not a good combination apparently.
And now we have severe thunderstorms rolling in. But no tornado watches or warnings yet. So that's something.
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I'm definitely having a cranky day.
It's not like anything actually awful happened. It's not really a no good very bad terrible day. But everything is all blah and grr all day. Feel free to ignore the whining. Better to complain here and get it out of my system is all. :P
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I know heat exhaustion! You're doing a great job!
I always wondered why those places are so hot.
You must be getting the storms I see building to the southwest.
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lynora wrote: I'm definitely having a cranky day. ** spoiler omitted **
It's not like anything actually awful happened. It's not really a no good very bad terrible day. But everything is all blah and grr all day. Feel free to ignore the whining. Better to complain here and get it out of my system is all. :P
I hate those days.
Hugs!
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Slowly getting used to the finger sticks for testing my blood sugar. Found out that there's fewer nerves on the sides of the fingers. Fewer nerves means less jumping / kicking reflex action.
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lynora wrote: I'm definitely having a cranky day. ** spoiler omitted **
It's not like anything actually awful happened. It's not really a no good very bad terrible day. But everything is all blah and grr all day. Feel free to ignore the whining. Better to complain here and get it out of my system is all. :P
Here is your cheese and crackers that you ordered. When you are done with this whine, then I would suggest a good Port whine next.
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I hope that your weekend gets better, lynora.
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Jokes inbound early tonight.
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Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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I went to a nice restaurant and the waitress asked me "Do you have any questions about the menu?" I said "Yes. What font is this?"
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Apparently when you RSVP to a wedding, "Maybe next time" isn't an appropriate response.
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I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year, so I'm going to dress up as a phone with only 2% battery left.
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We just got a fax at work. No-one knew we even had a fax machine. The entire department stopped and stared at it. One of the younglings poked it with a stick.
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You'd think with the NSA reading our tweets all the time they could at least retweet some of the good ones once in a while.
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I think my favorite key on the computer is F5. It's just so refreshing.
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I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
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My niece's voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text, interspersed with periods of heavy sighing.
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My New Year's Resolution is 4k.
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I want to market an universal remote with the tagline "This changes EVERYTHING!!"
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I have a fool-proof way to get my kids to call me. I change the Netflix password, and then ignore their texts.
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Baby, if you were an internet browser, you'd be FireFoxy.
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My other body is in the Photoshop.
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"... And then for Thanksgiving he ate the trick-or-treaters!" - Tiny T-Rex making up the end of a scary story at bedtime.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Women spend more time wondering what their men are thinking than the men spend thinking.
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Once in my life I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis.
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They say "time waits for no man". Obviously, time is a woman.
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I like to show my wife who's the boss in our house by holding a mirror in front of her face.
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captain yesterday wrote: I know heat exhaustion! You're doing a great job!
I always wondered why those places are so hot.
You must be getting the storms I see building to the southwest.
Oh my gosh! The first thing that any one should think about when opening a martial arts school is a very, very good air conditioning system. Because you get a bunch of people in a small room and have them training so hard they're literally drenched in sweat ....what did they think was gonna happen??? It's like a sauna in there. In the waiting room too. And we're not even gonna start to talk about the smell....*shudder*
What we've learned from this experience is that he needs to take off the gi jacket as soon as class is over and we might need to bring a towel or something that he can wet down and put on his neck on the ride home. Also that I need to get him a bigger water bottle. The one he has is pretty big, but not enough for summer conditions. :)
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lisamarlene wrote: lynora wrote: I'm definitely having a cranky day. ** spoiler omitted **
It's not like anything actually awful happened. It's not really a no good very bad terrible day. But everything is all blah and grr all day. Feel free to ignore the whining. Better to complain here and get it out of my system is all. :P
I hate those days.
Hugs!
Thanks. :)
Having a good whine helped. At least I feel better about it. :)
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If you can't say anything nice, say it to your husband. He probably isn't listening anyways.
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There are two types of men in the world: Those who pee in the shower, and those who won't admit it.
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I went out with a girl once, and I asked her what her favorite book was. She said "the checkbook".
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My wife always has the last word in any argument. Anything I say after that is the start of a new argument.
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John Napier 698 wrote: Slowly getting used to the finger sticks for testing my blood sugar. Found out that there's fewer nerves on the sides of the fingers. Fewer nerves means less jumping / kicking reflex action. You get used to it pretty fast. You won't even think about it pretty soon.
Of course, I sew so I had a head start on getting used to getting stuck with sharp objects beforehand. :P
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If you see a man in a flower shop, and it's not Valentine's Day, you can likely start up a conversation by asking "So, what did you do?"
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What i've learned from Fargo today.
You don't want to have Stussy as your last name.
And if you do you should definitely avoid glass, glue and petite Asian dudes wearing trendy jackets and ear buds.
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Second lesson learned from Fargo today.
Don't f%@! with semi-professional bridge players.
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It is a dark and stormy night.
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I wanted to sit in a jacuzzi tonight, but I don't have one. So I ate a large dinner of beans, got in the bathtub, and waited for nature to run it's course.
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The shortest book in the world is "What Men Know About Women".
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What do you call a man having a seizure in a pile of dry leaves? Russell.
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What should you do if you see your ex rolling around on the ground in extreme pain? Shoot them again.
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