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Aberzombie wrote:

So, we're moving our desks soon, because they're going to renovate our area. Last week, in a completely unrelated event, they had a crane hoisting new equipment onto the roof of our building. My co-worker jokingly told me that was my new cage. I told him fine. I'd just sit in there, acting like a chimpanzee and throwing my poop at people.

Some people laughed.

Did they clear the lift path before flying the load?

EDIT: O_o odd ToP


Orthos wrote:
Good luck with that, man. Hope it's nothing too serious.

+1


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

So, we're moving our desks soon, because they're going to renovate our area. Last week, in a completely unrelated event, they had a crane hoisting new equipment onto the roof of our building. My co-worker jokingly told me that was my new cage. I told him fine. I'd just sit in there, acting like a chimpanzee and throwing my poop at people.

Some people laughed.

Did they clear the lift path before flying the load?

EDIT: O_o odd ToP

...

Good god man, put some clothes on.

Also, check your pm's.


Freehold DM wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

So, we're moving our desks soon, because they're going to renovate our area. Last week, in a completely unrelated event, they had a crane hoisting new equipment onto the roof of our building. My co-worker jokingly told me that was my new cage. I told him fine. I'd just sit in there, acting like a chimpanzee and throwing my poop at people.

Some people laughed.

Did they clear the lift path before flying the load?

EDIT: O_o odd ToP

...

Good god man, put some clothes on.

Also, check your pm's.

Replied.

It was an epic goat f$&@ that contributes further to my opinion of most people.


Turned in 8 page paper.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

So, we're moving our desks soon, because they're going to renovate our area. Last week, in a completely unrelated event, they had a crane hoisting new equipment onto the roof of our building. My co-worker jokingly told me that was my new cage. I told him fine. I'd just sit in there, acting like a chimpanzee and throwing my poop at people.

Some people laughed.

Did they clear the lift path before flying the load?

EDIT: O_o odd ToP

...

Good god man, put some clothes on.

Also, check your pm's.

Replied.

It was an epic goat f!!% that contributes further to my opinion of most people.

replied to your reply.

Scarab Sages

Well, the ear thing turned out to be not so bad. That channel between the sinuses and ear canal was so clogged by this cold it contributed to a negative pressure effect. This, in turn, caused the eardrum to flex inward and the intense pain sensation.

Or something like that.

But he gave me a steroid to help open up my airways. So there's that.

Scarab Sages

Think I'll go roid rage all over some dinner. Later folks.


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Aberzombie wrote:

Well, the ear thing turned out to be not so bad. That channel between the sinuses and ear canal was so clogged by this cold it contributed to a negative pressure effect. This, in turn, caused the eardrum to flex inward and the intense pain sensation.

Or something like that.

But he gave me a steroid to help open up my airways. So there's that.

Cool; at least it wasn't a ruptured ear drum.

The Exchange

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

staying positive and trying to be the nice guy but I get so darn frustrated.

Wiat a minute I did not jump on here to wine and moan. I need to make a 700 pt champions character and need ideas. Gaming Gaming that was my purpose.

Someone give me a good idea and character name STAT

What did you want as a core power?

I ended up making a 700 pt version of Superman(boy) whose powers are based on Tactile Telekinesis. I ended up running the game, despite the fact that my wife had just walked out on me. So I have yet to play him. However he does have the most Strength in the game. While the other two brick like characters both went with 100 str's I elected to have 80 and 80 only usable to determine casual str. He He He entangles?!?! Pssh I laugh at your puny entangles. Grab maneuver, yeah right buddy you better think again. Oh think your going to get away from me do you, My TK might be only 80 str and no range but it affects all of the target I can pick up a building buddy and drop it on your head.

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Ooooh......

The Octomom.

She squirts out a little army of fetus sized attack.....fetuses; they're not helpless; they have shark teeth and can run, or jump around maybe.

Maybe even guns.

And pouches.

I can't remember the name but one villain in a game long ago had I kid you not, belative baby armor. Shot him and he looses a piece of armor and you loose one of his hostages.


Mmmmmmrrrrrrgggggggggg.

I'll be home in Vegas by tomorrow. Navigating the Rockies was atiring daunting task.

Silver Crusade

Ooh! That's the route I took moving from Las Angeles to New York. (Which makes sense, seeing as I drove through both Las Vegas and Indiana.) Yeah, those Rockies are a fun drive. Beautiful, though.


In the immortal words of the Keanu: Whoa!

I didn't time it, but I think I just finished my supposed-to-take-5-hours shift in slightly less than 3-½ hours. Despite being absolutely knackered and in need of sleep.


Which sadly, may be the closest thing to an athletic achievement I've managed since I was 17 or 18 and tested myself against some sort of world-record time on an exercise-bike at a Danish museum (how far can you go in the time the world-record holder does one kilometer in a velodrom).

I led for by 50 meters at the 600 meter mark - and then my body remembered it was 30+ degrees in the room and I hadn't had a drink in several hours and by the time the record-time indicator had made it to 1000 meters I was at the 700 meter mark...


It's almost 20 degree Celsius... Huh? Oh, wait, it's March...


Well done Kajehase. Getting it done really quickly in the usual Swedish weather.

:)

I hope everyones having a nice day. Get to go out of the office today!


Good morning, lads and lasses.


An' a good morning ta ye as well, Klaus. Lang may yer lum reek!

Scarab Sages

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Wednesday! Feeling much better now that I've completed my antibiotic prescription and my first dose of steriod prescription!

I haven't taken any cold medicine since yesterday afternoon, but am breathing fairly easily.

WOOT!!!

Scarab Sages

Supposed to go to the next session of my Pathfinder FR game tonight, but I'm hestitating. Last week, we didn't finish up until just after midnight. Plus, the weather is supposed to be crappy and the DM is hosting - his house is further out than everyone elses and I've never driven their without someone who didn't already know where it was. Apparently, if you try to GPS your way there, it puts you about 100 yards away.

Scarab Sages

But I'm hesitant to skip as well, because I'm probably gonna miss next week as well. The wife is going out of town. Can't bring the boy with me. And I prefer not to host because I don't really have the space.

Scarab Sages

Such a quandary I find myself in.

Scarab Sages

Also: DAMN YOU BURLEW!!!!

shakes fist

Scarab Sages

Another quandary - 3 cups of coffee? Or stop at 2?

Scarab Sages

Craptastic weather today. But nowhere near as bad as it's apparently going to be further south in the D.C. area.

Scarab Sages

Also: Huzzah for radioactive CIA hookers!

Scarab Sages

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Hmmmm....apparently Carrie Fisher has confirmed that she will be making an appearance as Princess Leia in the new Star Wars movie.

Scarab Sages

All right, folks. I believe that's enough of a miniblitz for now. I will see you all again, in a little while, in a place where no shadows fall.


Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmmm....apparently Carrie Fisher has confirmed that she will be making an appearance as Princess Leia in the new Star Wars movie.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


Aberzombie wrote:
Also: Huzzah for radioactive CIA hookers!

So does that make your "light-sabre" glow in the dark?

I'd go to the game, but make sure you phone first.

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
All right, folks. I believe that's enough of a miniblitz for now. I will see you all again, in a little while, in a place where no shadows fall.

Does that mean you are predicting an early spring?

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?


Radioactive CIA hookers, apparently.

I'm not sure I want to know anything more about that.


That, and I think it's warmish in Poland. Whether the two are connected I'll let someone else figure out.

Silver Crusade

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Is there any other kind of CIA hooker?

Scarab Sages

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Aberzombie's Really Grim Fairy Tales:

The Difficult Choice

Once upon a time, a kingdom fell under a terrible curse cast by an evil wizard named Gerthion. The king consulted all his wise men and counselors, and they determined the only way to break the curse was to find the fabled Heart of Midnight - a magical amulet that could overcome any other power.

So the king sent his bravest knight, Sir Dunwar, in quest for The Heart. After many trials and tribulations, the warrior bested the final obstacle and laid hands on the artifact.

Just then, his enemy Gerthion appeared in a cloud of smoke. The wizard had captured the knight's true love, the Lady Evelyn, and was holding her hostage. He gave the knight a choice: watch his love die, or surrender the Heart to him.

Unfortunately for Gerthion, the Heart wasn't exactly a nice artifact. It filled Sir Dunwar's mind with thoughts of power and immortality. The knight then used it's power to vaporize Gerthion and corrupt the kind Lady Evelyn. Together, the pair then returned to their kingdom at the head of an army, laying waste to all in their path and conquering their former home as the basis for a future empire. Soon, all the lands fell under their sway.

The End.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
All right, folks. I believe that's enough of a miniblitz for now. I will see you all again, in a little while, in a place where no shadows fall.
Does that mean you are predicting an early spring?

That, or a room with bright lights in all four corners.


Aberzombie wrote:
Together, the pair then returned to their kingdom at the head of an army, laying waste to all in their path and conquering their former home as the basis for a future empire.

*contemplates borrowing this for homebrew setting*


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Gonna be honest, if you used the corrupting evil artifact in KM, would people really notice a difference in a good deal of the party?


Hence why I said for setting and not for campaign.


hi everyone


Heyah Aeglos

Think you missed my question before. When is the wedding day? =)


Good thing about typing something is it is easier to fix mistakes.


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Orthos wrote:

Heyah Aeglos

Think you missed my question before. When is the wedding day? =)

it is may 8th civil and may 10th churchly, the big festivity is on the 10th


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Kajehase wrote:
That, and I think it's warmish in Poland. Whether the two are connected I'll let someone else figure out.

You were considering whom to raid once the season starts, weren't you?


And yes, it is quite warmish.


Just a tiny bit below 20 degree Celsius.

Scarab Sages

YEEEEEAAAAARRRRRGH!

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