Deep 6 FaWtL

[Moorluck]

Naked and verifying she's a woman..... shoulda done that before I got naked. O.o

[Aberzombie]

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Married life rant -

Ever since Charlie came along, the wife has complained that she doesn't get to go to movies any more. Yet she's been given 2 chances while we're down here, and has not taken advantage of them.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

So.... you're saying your wife is.... a woman?

Ain't that the truth my drow brother. They's all crazy!

[Freehold DM]

So. It seems I have been shaving with the wrong razor for all these years. I picked up a "drop" razor (i.e. you drop a disposable razor in there and shave with it) and it's the best shave I've gotten in years. I have also picked up a new disposable straight razor, and it looks like I got taken by art of shaving when I got their shavette- this thing cost me 4 bucks and it fits better in the hand and slips a LOT less. Love it.

And with that, True Blood starts in 15.

[Emperor7]

Aberzombie wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Man, this heat is brutal. My strength is sapped. [/tree humor]

Pfft. Wuss.

Of course, trimming 60 feet of 5' high hedge in the 90 degree sun kinda helped tire me out. I need shorter hedges

[Aberzombie]

Emperor7 wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Man, this heat is brutal. My strength is sapped. [/tree humor]

Pfft. Wuss.

Of course, trimming 60 feet of 5' high hedge in the 90 degree sun kinda helped tire me out. I need shorter hedges

90? That's it? ;)

[Emperor7]

Aberzombie wrote:

Married life rant -

Ever since Charlie came along, the wife has complained that she doesn't get to go to movies any more. Yet she's been given 2 chances while we're down here, and has not taken advantage of them.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And this surprises you how?

[Aberzombie]

Freehold DM wrote:

And with that, True Blood starts in 15.

Aaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!! My f&!!ing inlaws don't have HBO!!! Now I gotta wait until I get home on Tuesday to see it!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Aberzombie]

I'm f!@*ing bored! Gods, I can't wait to go back home!

[Aberzombie]

However, tomorrow night I'm likely gonna drive across the lake, meet up with my brother and a friend of ours, and go see Prometheus.

[Aberzombie]

Emperor7 wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Married life rant -

Ever since Charlie came along, the wife has complained that she doesn't get to go to movies any more. Yet she's been given 2 chances while we're down here, and has not taken advantage of them.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And this surprises you how?

Sadly, it does not surprise me. It just makes me feel better to get it out instead of bottling it up inside.

[Aberzombie]

F&$@ it, I'm just gonna sit here and do a damn zombieblitz.

[Aberzombie]

We had some awesome fried chicken wings at the party today. I ate about 15 if them. Charlie had about 4.

[Aberzombie]

Also, we think Charlie might be allergic to something. At one point he had a bit of a rash around his mouth and on one hand. My sister in law suggested it might be from something citrus he ate. Said she's seen it before. She's a teacher, so I'll trust her on it.

[Aberzombie]

Blargity blarg

[Aberzombie]

You ever just want to smack the living s#!# out of several people, all at once?

[Aberzombie]

I've been feeling like that for the last few days. Strangely, only when I'm around my mother and father in law.

[Aberzombie]

Sometimes my sister in law as well, but only sometimes.

[Aberzombie]

Where the hell is everybody? Shouldn't you people be here to help entertain me?

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.....Young's Double Chocolate Stout.

[BluePigeon]

Aberzombie wrote:

Married life rant -

Ever since Charlie came along, the wife has complained that she doesn't get to go to movies any more. Yet she's been given 2 chances while we're down here, and has not taken advantage of them.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Eat her brain. That'll teach her.

[Aberzombie]

BluePigeon wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Married life rant -

Ever since Charlie came along, the wife has complained that she doesn't get to go to movies any more. Yet she's been given 2 chances while we're down here, and has not taken advantage of them.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Eat her brain. That'll teach her.

Brain?

[Aberzombie]

Still, I've got beer. That has to count for something, right?

[Aberzombie]

And I can't get over how awesomely cool my niece Maggie is. A really laid back and happy kid. And cute as a button.

[Aberzombie]

At the church, while the christening was going on, Charlie got a bit....restless. So I took him into the foyer/lobby of the church, and was letting him just walk around. Next thing I know, he's grabbing the handles of the two doors into the church, and just shaking both doors. I thought for sure everyone would hear them shaking. He really wanted back in......

[Aberzombie]

Debating whether to drink my remaining Young's, or switch to the Abita Strawberry Harvest Lager. We ain't going anywhere, so why not get s&&+-faced?

[Aberzombie]

Sometimes, vacation sucks more than sitting at home on a week night.

[Aberzombie]

But, f*%% it. I can always find ways to entertain myself.

[Aberzombie]

That's what she said?

[Aberzombie]

Oh gods, someone shoot me in the head.

[Aberzombie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

Please.

[Aberzombie]

Yeerg. Argh.

[Aberzombie]

Do you ever find yourself actually wishing for the zombiepocalypse?

[Aberzombie]

I might have to get some Popeye's or crawfish tomorrow. Just to keep myself from murdering people.

[gran rey de los mono]

Aberzombie wrote:

Oh gods, someone shoot me in the head.

*shoots zombie in the head*

Did I just prevent the zombie apocalypse and save the world?

[Aberzombie]

Took a break to discuss the FAWESOMENESS of Avengers, and Joss Whedon, with my sis in law. Also harassed my mom in law for not knowing who Dr. Who was.

[Aberzombie]

Oh, please gods no! Not that f@&$ing animated rat cooking movie.

[Aberzombie]

If you folks hear about some folks getting eaten down hear in Louisiana, that's just me putting my in-laws out of my misery.

[Aberzombie]

I may have to hurt these people. Seriously.

[Aberzombie]

The only ones who aren't driving me f*+%ing crazy are the f+~@ing dogs.

[Aberzombie]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

Nothing like a good beer that light will not shine through.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm...half-priced books.

[lynora]

Aberzombie wrote:

Also, we think Charlie might be allergic to something. At one point he had a bit of a rash around his mouth and on one hand. My sister in law suggested it might be from something citrus he ate. Said she's seen it before. She's a teacher, so I'll trust her on it.

Strawberries or tomatoes can also do that. My sister has that reaction to citrus, strawberries, and tomatoes. Still doesn't stop her from eating them anyways.

[Aberzombie]

WHERE IS EVERYBODY? DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE??

[Aberzombie]

Damn bad timing!

shakes fist

[Aberzombie]

Hrrrrgggghhhh....

[TriOmegaZero]

Ha ha!

[Aberzombie]

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[Aberzombie]

just because.