Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los mono]

One did one Cheeto say to the other Cheeto? I can't tell you, it's too cheesy.

Edit: Nekkid and cheesy? Could be a great way to end a date. Or not. I don't know. It could really suck if you are lactose intolerant and she left halfway through dinner.

[gran rey de los mono]

If I were on death row, I would request my last meal to be pop rocks and cola so I could die on my own terms.

[gran rey de los mono]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll start scamming people over email.

[gran rey de los mono]

Hey, man. Could you take a couple of steps back, please? I'm allergic to nuts.

[gran rey de los mono]

I've never been very photogenic. Every time they say "Cheese!", I say "Where?"

[gran rey de los mono]

Hey, baby. Are you peanut butter, because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

[gran rey de los mono]

Do people who go to the gym to "feel the burn" know nothing of Mexican food?

[gran rey de los mono]

Cauliflower looks like a plant exploding in very slow motion.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm ready to start a family. By that I mean that I have enough chip clips for 6 people.

[gran rey de los mono]

Your Momma's so fat, she went to the Grammies and tried to eat Eminem.

[gran rey de los mono]

The couple at the table behind me are on a blind date. So far I've learned that they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the bathroom.

[gran rey de los mono]

I loved the look on my kid's face when he opened the Playstation box full of socks I gave him for Christmas.

[gran rey de los mono]

If life gives you lemons, kick him in the balls and say "I ordered a beer, B%!!#!"

[gran rey de los mono]

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

[gran rey de los mono]

I went to Comic-Con and all I could think was "I bet these peoples' Moms are really happy to have the house to themselves for a few hours."

[gran rey de los mono]

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks me to "back dat ass up".

[gran rey de los mono]

I set my password to "incorrect". That way whenever I forget it, the computer will tell me "Your password is incorrect".

[gran rey de los mono]

I lost to a computer at chess, but it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

[gran rey de los mono]

Cats spend 2/3 of their lives sleeping, and the other 1/3 making videos for the internet.

[gran rey de los mono]

My boss just said that if I don't get off the internet and do some work, he was going to slam my head onto the keyboard. I'm pretty sure he was joksdnfgokjhasd;klfjsdoahjfgoiaerhjgoieuhrajgkljhklfdgj.

[Sharoth]

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

[captain yesterday]

Do I finally have as many subscriber tags as NobodysHome. :-)

[lisamarlene]

captain yesterday wrote:

Do I finally have as many subscriber tags as NobodysHome. :-)

Yes, but more importantly, your subscriber tag list is three words longer.

[John Napier 698]

Hi, everyone.

[captain yesterday]

lisamarlene wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Do I finally have as many subscriber tags as NobodysHome. :-)

Yes, but more importantly, your subscriber tag list is three words longer.

And We all know how important word count is to writers and teachers don't we. Yes, yes we do.

It was a dark and stormy night, after all. :-)

[captain yesterday]

Yay! My last stitch has disintegrated!

[Freehold DM]

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

I'll use this in Sunday's game!

[lisamarlene]

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

(Also it's just plain cool.)

[NobodysHome]

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

And since you're all brilliant, devious, and evil...

Anybody wanna help me out here?

Since you didn't warn me not to, I read and posted. It's like Tourette's, honestly.

Yep. Totally my bad! Sorry!

[Tequila Sunrise]

Finally got thru Buffy last night. Next show for my unicorn and I: BBC Sherlock!!!

[Drejk]

lisamarlene wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

(Also it's just plain cool.)

Where did I put it...

Oh! There it is!

Wait... That's quite Far away away from my place... How did it get there?!

[Drejk]

lisamarlene wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

Polish, Jewish, Lithuanian, Ruthenian Belorussian, Ukrainian?

[Limeylongears]

Drejk wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

(Also it's just plain cool.)

Where did I put it...

Oh! There it is!

Wait... That's quite Far away away from my place... How did it get there?!

You've been channelling the end of 'Conan' again and hurling it at an eebil wizard.

You missed.

[Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism]

Ah yes, Wisconsin weather! We start out with rain showers in the morning followed by a sudden spike in temperature to the upper 80s by late afternoon with a fun filled evening of thunderstorms and possibly a couple dozen tornadoes.

[NobodysHome]

You are all no doubt worried for me in the "heat wave of the decades" here in California.

It is 74. I went for my walk. I put on a hat.

I believe I am OK.

[lisamarlene]

Drejk wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

Polish, Jewish, Lithuanian, Ruthenian Belorussian, Ukrainian?

Polish. Grandma's parents lived in Tarnow. Grandpa was from the northeastern part of Malopolska, in the area that went through "Russification", so when he turned 14 in 1908, his mother sold what she had to buy him ship passage to Canada so he wouldn't end up conscripted into the Russian Army.

[lisamarlene]

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

Ah yes, Wisconsin weather! We start out with rain showers in the morning followed by a sudden spike in temperature to the upper 80s by late afternoon with a fun filled evening of thunderstorms and possibly a couple dozen tornadoes.

You forgot the clouds of mosquitoes at dusk.

[Freehold DM]

But.. But... winter... milkmaids... happy...

[Drejk]

lisamarlene wrote:

Drejk wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

Polish, Jewish, Lithuanian, Ruthenian Belorussian, Ukrainian?

Polish. Grandma's parents lived in Tarnow. Grandpa was from the northeastern part of Malopolska, in the area that went through "Russification", so when he turned 14 in 1908, his mother sold what she had to buy him ship passage to Canada so he wouldn't end up conscripted into the Russian Army.

1908?

Coincidence?

Or was your grandpa's story behind traveling to America merely a convenient cover hiding his true origins?

[lisamarlene]

Drejk wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Drejk wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

This is in the same corner of the country that my grandparents came from. That makes me oddly happy.

Polish, Jewish, Lithuanian, Ruthenian Belorussian, Ukrainian?

Polish. Grandma's parents lived in Tarnow. Grandpa was from the northeastern part of Malopolska, in the area that went through "Russification", so when he turned 14 in 1908, his mother sold what she had to buy him ship passage to Canada so he wouldn't end up conscripted into the Russian Army.

1908?

Coincidence?

Or was your grandpa's story behind traveling to America merely a convenient cover hiding his true origins?

That is awesome.

And it would explain soooo much.

[lynora]

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

Ah yes, Wisconsin weather! We start out with rain showers in the morning followed by a sudden spike in temperature to the upper 80s by late afternoon with a fun filled evening of thunderstorms and possibly a couple dozen tornadoes.

Weird. We normally lag behind you on weather since it's usually moving west to east, but today we had that exact same weather, pretty close to the same timing. Apparently it's very, very speedy weather....hopefully we'll miss out on the tornadoes though. :)

[Drejk]

And there were enough Poles in Siberia for him to absorb learn Polish fluently...

[NobodysHome]

So brief pet peeve that I will manage NOT to turn into a long tirade (without encouragement):

Why is it that news reports always have to call people who go out into the wilderness and die because they did something stupid "experienced outdoorsmen"?

Y'know, I've been backpacking for 43 years, met and hiked with hundreds of people, and not a one of them would have done some of the stupid "stuff" these "experienced outdoorsmen" did to get themselves killed.

I guess I'm just not experienced.

[captain yesterday]

lisamarlene wrote:

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

Ah yes, Wisconsin weather! We start out with rain showers in the morning followed by a sudden spike in temperature to the upper 80s by late afternoon with a fun filled evening of thunderstorms and possibly a couple dozen tornadoes.

You forgot the clouds of mosquitoes at dusk.

I'm pretty good about keeping standing water to a minimum in our neighborhood so there aren't as many as you might expect. :-)

[Limeylongears]

Please make a 'Captain Yesterday - Master Evaporator' alias.

[NobodysHome]

...but I guess "nooB bufoon goes out and gets hisself kilt" is a less kind (if more accurate) headline...

[John Napier 698]

Or a "semi-talented amateur?"

[NobodysHome]

NobodysHome's Story Time:

Speaking of such things, on our honeymoon, NobodysWife and I decided to go hiking in Kakadu National Forest in Australia. We were used to the heat (in Davis in summer, if it's below 96 it's a "cool" day, and if it drops below 80 before midnight it's downright wonderful), but not the humidity (I think Davis hovers around 17%).

So the information packets (which I *gasp* read) said, "Carry 1 liter of water per person per kilometer." Think about that. 2 kg of water per km, so 12 kg of water for the two of us for a brief 6 km hike. I decided they were insane, so I loaded up on 4 liters of water and we set off.

Sure enough, we ran out of water about 2 km in. It was insane how fast you lost water in that heat and humidity. And, being in the wilderness and out of water, we headed back, taking it easy so as not to unduly exert ourselves! What a concept!

So yeah, we made it back fine, but each had another liter once we hit civilization.

So, just related to the above non-tirade...

[John Napier 698]

Hey, just found something interesting on Youtube. Enjoy.

[captain yesterday]

Watching Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes with Pea Bear.

A way better movie then it gets credit for. :-)