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Jagged Alliance 3 is coming out this week!!!
*groans
Dammit.
Well, that's *one* way to raise funds...
:>
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Some people make photo albums to remember their trips by. Impus Minor makes music videos.
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Some people make photo albums to remember their trips by. Impus Minor makes music videos.
I do hope they found their bones again
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Gen Z Lord of the Rings:
Frodo: "I will take the ring to Mordor."
Elrond: "So be i..."
Frodo: "I am totally adventurepilled."
Elrond:
Frodo: "I'm in my Fellowship arc. I'm basically questmaxxing, but with a Shirecore aesthetic."
Elrond: *blinks*
Elrond: "Can we get someone else?"
"Ok, boomer"
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Some people make photo albums to remember their trips by. Impus Minor makes music videos.
People used to do that for cons back in the day.
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Now I wonder if there is dragon porn.
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No, I am not googling that to check!
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Now I wonder if there is dragon porn.
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No, I am not googling that to check!
It's called Dragonlance. And probably The Hobbit.
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Someone, somewhere, is having a great time writing Fizban and Flint slashfic, I'm sure.
Someone, somewhere, is having a great time writing Fizban and Flint slashfic, I'm sure.
the relationship between Sturm, Tanis, and Kitiara suddenly became a lot more complicated!
Now I wonder if there is dragon porn.
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How do you think they get dragonborn?
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Some people make photo albums to remember their trips by. Impus Minor makes music videos.
I think this is the most Gen Z thing I've ever seen...
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Her: "I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent..." *unbuttons blouse*
Him: "Oh, I think we can figure something out..." *unzips pants*
Me: "FOR F!~&'S SAKE WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!!"
What happens when somebody puts a hotel on Mayfair? The mind boggles...
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Yesterday, at work, the giant framing square conspired with the giant speed square. So, now I have a fresh gash on the side of my nose.
Nothing deep, or serious, just a flesh wound.
But clearly I'm going to have to separate the two.
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Her: "I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent..." *unbuttons blouse*
Him: "Oh, I think we can figure something out..." *unzips pants*
Me: "FOR F$~!'S SAKE WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!!"
Wait, I thought that's just how monopoly is played?!
You people lied to me!!
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Her: "I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent..." *unbuttons blouse*
Him: "Oh, I think we can figure something out..." *unzips pants*
Me: "FOR F%@*'S SAKE WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!!"
You must've gotten the Ashley Madison edition!
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Sorry, I couldn't decide between the two responses and I couldn't figure out a way to combine them.
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I swear.
The Cranky Calico is 17 years old. She's had cancer, hyperthyroidism, kidney disease, IBS, urinary tract infections, and pretty much any other non-lethal affliction known to cats. She's only allowed outside in a harness and on a lead, and only during daylight hours.
And she still just caught a bird and wants to bring it inside.
C'mon, birds. At this point it's just Darwin in action.
Now I wonder if there is dragon porn.
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No, I am not googling that to check!
Of course there is. Rule 34-EVER!
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Her: "I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent..." *unbuttons blouse*
Him: "Oh, I think we can figure something out..." *unzips pants*
Me: "FOR F$&%'S SAKE WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!!"
Monopoly is actually interesting now!
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I swear.
The Cranky Calico is 17 years old. She's had cancer, hyperthyroidism, kidney disease, IBS, urinary tract infections, and pretty much any other non-lethal affliction known to cats. She's only allowed outside in a harness and on a lead, and only during daylight hours.
And she still just caught a bird and wants to bring it inside.
C'mon, birds. At this point it's just Darwin in action.
Hey, even an aging, sickly, grumpy deity of death is still a frikking deity of death.
Hey, even an aging, sickly, grumpy deity of death is still a frikking deity of death.I swear.
The Cranky Calico is 17 years old. She's had cancer, hyperthyroidism, kidney disease, IBS, urinary tract infections, and pretty much any other non-lethal affliction known to cats. She's only allowed outside in a harness and on a lead, and only during daylight hours.
And she still just caught a bird and wants to bring it inside.
C'mon, birds. At this point it's just Darwin in action.
You have until Sunday to work on it. The Hairball could act like an anti-bezoar.
I had made some drafts on immortalizing the NobodysCalico on my blog before, but she doesn't seem to need my feeble attempts at staying around.
But... Hairball of DOOM!
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We went to see Sonic's school production of 'The Wizard of Oz' (he was part of the Munchkin Chorus), which was pretty slick, considering everyone there is under 11 - good acting, no fluffed lines, you could hear them all, and they sang great - 'Over The Rainbow' is not an easy song to do. The music, which back in my day would have been performed by Mrs Sykes on a Bontempi organ, was instead provided by some sort of electronic fairy.
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But... Hairball of DOOM!
Her Eternal Crankiness, The NobodysCalico, She Who Draws Blood From The Presumptuous And The Impertinent deserves better.
After one day of rain and another day lost from waiting for my pavers, it will be nice to finally get something done.
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Also, it's Tiny T-Rex's birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE GUY
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Happy birthday, TTR!
How nice that they stormed the Bastille in your honour, all those years ago.
After so long time, is he really that tiny?
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After so long time, is he really that tiny?
Comparable to a full grown T-Rex? Yes.
Happy Birthday, Tiny T-Rex!
I would.
Maybe a bit excessive, but at least it gets the job done.
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Guy inside the dungeon: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie. My brother here also like big butts, and cannot tell the truth. How will you escape our dungeon?"
Rub the lotion on your skin and pray for Joddie Foster to rescue you?
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Insurance company: we'll send you a package in the mail detailing everything in your plan!
3 days later I get a tiny 6 page pamphlet detailing their website where I can go detailing everything in my insurance plan.
Random person: "Are you okay?"
Random person: "You look tired."
Random person: "You look upset."
Random person: "You look confused."
Random person: "You look mad."
Random person: "You look sad."
Me :"It's just my face!"
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Fantasy NPC: Sir Boney, A Skeleton Knight
He is dead but he doesn't know it.
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Guy inside the dungeon: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie. My brother here also like big butts, and cannot tell the truth. How will you escape our dungeon?"
By SMOTHERING YOU BOTH WITH MY IMMENSE BUM-CHEEKS.
EDIT: Immense they are not.
Guy inside the dungeon: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie. My brother here also like big butts, and cannot tell the truth. How will you escape our dungeon?"By SMOTHERING YOU BOTH WITH MY IMMENSE BUM-CHEEKS.
EDIT: Immense they are not. [Dice=Bluff]1d20-50909099
....there are a few comics I have read that imply strongly that this is the way to escape the dungeon.
I would link them here, but the outcry would be considerable.
Guy inside the dungeon: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie. My brother here also like big butts, and cannot tell the truth. How will you escape our dungeon?"By SMOTHERING YOU BOTH WITH MY IMMENSE BUM-CHEEKS.
EDIT: Immense they are not. [Dice=Bluff]1d20-50909099
....there are a few comics I have read that imply strongly that this is the way to escape the dungeon.
I would link them here, but the outcry would be considerable.
Pretend you're linking to 'Never Gonna Give You Up'