
gran rey de los mono |
Vidmaster7 wrote:Gran's going to end up clawed and bitten.gran rey de los mono wrote:I feel like your gonna be really good at that sport.Just a Mort wrote:Hey! There's our answer for scoring. Whatever Mort gets the most annoyed by wins.gran rey de los mono wrote:Leopard taunting?Mao? Leopard does not approve!
*climbs into Mortproof cage*
*eats sweet yummies*
*refuses to share*

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:The "she" is a cat. Hope this doesn't ruin it for you.gran rey de los mono wrote:i love everything about this post.1: "No, don't put your butt directly on the webcam."
2: "She's like 'This is my first time, I'm shy.'".
please tell me it is mort.
Even if it isn't. I promise I will believe you.

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Just a Mort wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote:Gran's going to end up clawed and bitten.gran rey de los mono wrote:I feel like your gonna be really good at that sport.Just a Mort wrote:Hey! There's our answer for scoring. Whatever Mort gets the most annoyed by wins.gran rey de los mono wrote:Leopard taunting?Mao? Leopard does not approve!*climbs into Mortproof cage*
*eats sweet yummies*
*refuses to share*
*Yowls angrily then uses her wizard powers to Dimension door into the cage*

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:Freehold DM wrote:The "she" is a cat. Hope this doesn't ruin it for you.gran rey de los mono wrote:i love everything about this post.1: "No, don't put your butt directly on the webcam."
2: "She's like 'This is my first time, I'm shy.'".please tell me it is mort.
Even if it isn't. I promise I will believe you.
Sure. It's Mort. Why not?

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gran rey de los mono wrote:Freehold DM wrote:The "she" is a cat. Hope this doesn't ruin it for you.gran rey de los mono wrote:i love everything about this post.1: "No, don't put your butt directly on the webcam."
2: "She's like 'This is my first time, I'm shy.'".please tell me it is mort.
Even if it isn't. I promise I will believe you.
Sorry Freehold, I never did the butt to webcam thing.

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*Rule Lawyer Hat on*
That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!
*Rule Lawyer Hat off*
*Begins to Caterwaul*

gran rey de los mono |
*Rule Lawyer Hat on*
That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!*Rule Lawyer Hat off*
*Begins to Caterwaul*
Because this isn't Pathfinder?

Vidmaster7 |
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Just a Mort wrote:Because this isn't Pathfinder?*Rule Lawyer Hat on*
That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!*Rule Lawyer Hat off*
*Begins to Caterwaul*
...is.... is it Sparta?

Vidmaster7 |
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Vidmaster7 wrote:Well thing about cages is gasoline and a lighter fall through the bars real easy. now I'm not suggesting setting anyone on fire but I do have these stick and marshmallows just sayin.gran rey de los BBQ was the other day.
Yeah I think people would prefer if we didn't go back to that conversation.

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You see in a way it also boils down as what people think as horsing around in good fun and disturbing others. Everyone has different levels of tolerance about this kind of thing. Like for example there was once I was in a PBP, that someone was playing a grumpy wizard and it pissed off the warpriest, who was expecting everyone to work harmoniously together.
For me basically for each time the wizard was grumpy, I sniped back, and returned in kind. I’m snippy, ye know.
And also I was all too interested in seeing what different paladins worshiping different gods over a “we have captured bandits” situation, and was happily egging people on. The group didn’t care for that.
But I think due to literature and movie influence, the younger generation has gotten snarkier. I know I'm snarky.
If you want a food analogy it's like how I can be eating certain stuff and the rest of the world is going WTF?!

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Well, my friend has a theory that China has always a whole bunch of incompetent emperors, who taxed the people heavily to the point of starvation, so Chinese learnt to eat anything…
Many centuries later, even though there’s no need to, some Chinese still retain the ability to Eat Anything…
I know the egg thing is kinda odd, since even my Dad, who has eaten snake, refused to have anything to do with it. It seems I’m even more indiscriminate then he is.

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:...is.... is it Sparta?Just a Mort wrote:Because this isn't Pathfinder?*Rule Lawyer Hat on*
That’s a cheesy hack item that should have given me a will save to negate the Mort Proof Effect. If it means that it works like repulsion(since it gives a will save)
And why is Ddooring into the cage not allowed again? I should have a chance to get those snacks!*Rule Lawyer Hat off*
*Begins to Caterwaul*
No. Sparta is nearly 200 miles away.

gran rey de los mono |
Well, my friend has a theory that China has always a whole bunch of incompetent emperors, who taxed the people heavily to the point of starvation, so Chinese learnt to eat anything…
Many centuries later, even though there’s no need to, some Chinese still retain the ability to Eat Anything…
I know the egg thing is kinda odd, since even my Dad, who has eaten snake, refused to have anything to do with it. It seems I’m even more indiscriminate then he is.
Hell, I've eaten snake before. But I ain't eating that egg thing. I don't like regular eggs, let alone ones with partially grown chicks inside.

Vidmaster7 |

Well, my friend has a theory that China has always a whole bunch of incompetent emperors, who taxed the people heavily to the point of starvation, so Chinese learnt to eat anything…
Many centuries later, even though there’s no need to, some Chinese still retain the ability to Eat Anything…
I know the egg thing is kinda odd, since even my Dad, who has eaten snake, refused to have anything to do with it. It seems I’m even more indiscriminate then he is.
Wasn't there even a Chinese philosopher that said you shouldn't eat? (or do a number of other bodily functions as well) Laozi maybe?

gran rey de los mono |
Yeah I forget sometimes that almost nothing shocks me and others aren't like that.
^^^ Like that egg thing. although not the first time I've heard about that but that is probably one that people think is very odd.
*scuffs feet on carpet, building up static charge*
*touches Vidmaster7*
There. Did that shock you?

Limeylongears |

gran rey de los mono wrote:We could introduce ferret legging as an Olympic sport as well.Man the English have weird sports. I'm reminded of the "sport" where they all make funny faces and who ever makes the funniest face wins.
Gurning.
I used to do that. I only won once.

Vidmaster7 |

Vidmaster7 wrote:gran rey de los mono wrote:We could introduce ferret legging as an Olympic sport as well.Man the English have weird sports. I'm reminded of the "sport" where they all make funny faces and who ever makes the funniest face wins.Gurning.
I used to do that. I only won once.
I have to say it is pretty impressive its like contortion but only there faces.

Vidmaster7 |

Vidmaster7 wrote:Wouldn't you like to know.gran rey de los mono wrote:Where did you get that from?"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."
That's a damn fine title.
I'm mean like slightly. vaguely at best really.

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:I'm mean like slightly. vaguely at best really.Vidmaster7 wrote:Wouldn't you like to know.gran rey de los mono wrote:Where did you get that from?"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop Mandible, Transultimate Apostle of the Antisecular Conclave of Clerics."
That's a damn fine title.
I think you're underselling it. It's eating you up inside. You need to know. And here I am, refusing to tell you.
How does that make you feel?