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Actually I found those 3 hyenas Shenzi, Banzai and Ed singing with Scar hilarious and laughed so much I lost my clothes...
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Actually I found those 3 hyenas singing with Scar hilarious and laughed so much I lost my clothes...
there names are Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed.
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Happy now? Those 3 hyenas is a lot easier to type on my phone then Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed. And since it was a new page, copy paste was a pain too.
Yes.
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You got to keep Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed in line.
I'm talkin' 'bout it!
Who hangs out in elephant graveyards, anyway?
Weirdos!
They're not even necromancers! Dang it!
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I just hear that name and I shudder.
Mufasa!
Ooh, do it again.
Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!
It tingles me!
I'm surrounded by idiots.
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If you wanted to bring reality into it, hippos, I'd argue deal bludgeoning and piercing with their teeth.
20 inch canines you say.
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Up to a metre and other articles indicate that hippo bites are B, P and S
"During the fierce battle the sharp canine tusks are used to stab and slash the opponent's head and shoulders."
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In other words don't screw with hippos. Also 150 pounds of food equals a lot of hippo poo.
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Huh go figure. One would think it would vary. Like a hippo's bite would be all bludgeoning. while a cat is slashing and piercing.Mort's proof that you are wrong aside, that rule likely exists so you can know that all bites deal all three instead of having to look up each creature's entry. Also to avoid arguments over "realism".
Shouldn't you be posting jokes or something >.>
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Your face.
There, how's that for a joke?
HAIRY AND MISSHAPEN!
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HA I'm like 7 digits away from being unique! considering the other 6 are also me I'm pretty happy with that.
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It's kind of weird that Mothers and Fathers each get one day, but sharks get a whole week.
To be fair sharks are WAY more interesting then parents.
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The reason adults aren't worried about there being monsters under the bed is that they hope there are and that they will be eaten instead of having to go to work the next day.
That is pretty well how I feel about anything that threatens my life. I have no fear of death I welcome its cold embrace!
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If someone calls you argumentative, it's hard to dispute. If you try, then you are proving their point.
NO your argumentative!
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Manners cost nothing, yet can cost you everything.
You think really hard about that one.
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Bungee jumpers probably wish that the Earth was flat so they could have the ultimate jump.
If the world was flat wouldn't that mean if to many people wound up on one side of it the whole thing would tip over then we would all slide off?
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Humans may be the top of the food chain, but (most) animals will never have to experience the crippling shame of s!++ting themselves in public.
Really animal do that all the time but they just don't consider it shameful.. except for our dogs when we shame them for it.
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Being grounded becomes less of a punishment once you learn about masturbation.
Lets just take a moment and be thankful for the internet.
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Manners cost nothing, yet can cost you everything.But you were telling people to fk off when you've hung out the "no rooms available" sign. How is that good Manners?
You could have told them politely, sorry, we're full.
Yay Mort is in on the action too.
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Manners cost nothing, yet can cost you everything.But you were telling people to fk off when you've hung out the "no rooms available" sign. How is that good Manners?
You could have told them politely, sorry, we're full.
If they'd had the manners to read the sign and go away, then I wouldn't have to tell them to f#+# off.
And I don't actually say it. To their face. I wait until they've left and then say it.
It is better manners if you do it that way.
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No, the elephants prevent it from tipping over.Bungee jumpers probably wish that the Earth was flat so they could have the ultimate jump.If the world was flat wouldn't that mean if to many people wound up on one side of it the whole thing would tip over then we would all slide off?
So we just need to hope the turtle doesn't decide to do a barrel roll or anything.
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Actually the most dangerous animals are the mosquitoes that spread malaria and dengue. Not your lions or bears etc.
Also, herbivores like rhinos and hippos are bad news. Bad tempered and poor eyesight=behave unpredictably, possibly charging at everything that moves.
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If someone calls you argumentative, it's hard to dispute. If you try, then you are proving their point.NO your argumentative!
You two sound like Vitriolic Best Buds