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Ducktales?
WOO-OOOH!!
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I guess I should probably make an appearance, if only because I was gonna start doing writeups of our new Savage Tide game sooner or later...ORTHOS
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
ITS ON OUR PHONES NOW
I'm dressing up as a Tonberry for Halloween.
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At least I have monthly toy propaganda, I just wish they didn't make it interactive.
It's easier to pay no attention then half attention.
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And now the toy propaganda isn't loading.
Why didn't anyone update flash!
Damn it!! They've doomed us all!!!
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And a final bit of silliness: We're playing a PRD-only campaign and I'll soon need to choose a 7th-level spell for my life oracle. I'm looking at either:
Holy Word: Wonderfully powerful, but considering it's a pirate-themed game so she's the only good-aligned character in the party, she'd have to run off into the boonies to avoid harming her party and slaughtering her crew. Funny, but less-than-ideal
Jolting Portent: Take that, enemy casters!
Anyone have any others they'd recommend? Otherwise I'm kind of stuck. Role-playing wise, Holy Word is far more amusing: "I have an incredibly-powerful spell, but I can never use it!"
Effectiveness-wise, Jolting Portent is likely to occasionally hamper enemy casters, but is hardly worth a 7th-level spell slot.I do like Waves of Ecstasy because it fits in with her character concept rather well, but I'm not sure how effective it would be at our level.
Jolting portent is fun. Better with Spellscar and that revelation that changes the element. The dragon didn't like my oracle.
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Could have been avoided if DM had let me roll diplomacy, though...
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Ha ha. No.
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More cold damage it is!
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AND STOP PICKING UP MY BLOOD SAPPHIRES DAMMIT
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...the scary thing is, I think the Savage Tide party is even worse.
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It's nice to have someone else with an appreciation for aliases back.
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...the scary thing is, I think the Savage Tide party is even worse.
Warlock|Sorcerer: "I've got a knife!"
Investigator|Slayer: "Who the hell gave you a knife?!"---
Investigator: "Throw the body in the rowboat. I know a taxidermist."
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Warlock: "The translation's in Aklo."
Swashbuckler|Magus: "She translated it into Aklo?!"
Warlock: "Nobody said WHAT to translate it to!"
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Life Oracle|Harbinger: "I take [the taxidermied rhagodessa] to my bed."
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Investigator: "My logic is useless in the face of puns."
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Warlock: "When the screaming stops, we have to wait a little bit, then we can go in."
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Warlock: "Aww. I wanted to keep one (savage monkey)."
Investigator: "No! We're not keeping one!"
Warlock: "But... but they explode! Into acid!"
Investigator: "Exactly! They explode into acid!"
Warlock: "They'd make great guard pets!"
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Magus: "I swear it was on fire when we got here."
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Aegis|Soulknife: "Not a lot of room to fight in."
DM: "Nope. These are narrow, windy corridors."
Magus: "The realtor said 'cozy'."
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DM: "The clown pulls a chain out of his costume and swings it at you."
Magus: "I knew you couldn't trust a clown!"
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DM: "You're [Magus] a tiny murder machine."
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Magus: "[I] do an acrobatic f+@+ing pirouette off the handle."
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Magus: "[Investigator], you're using logic [on Warlock] again."
Investigator: "Damn, that thing that's always been around!"
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All I have to do for the next three hours is lift stuff, on the off chance someone needs something lifted.
I'm surprised we're so slow considering it's the first night of hoverboards being $100 off.
I guess people are waiting for the weekend before seriously injuring themselves.
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Hey, check it out dudes! He's saying what we're all thinking!
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...then there was the attempt to enter the kitchen.
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Hey, check it out dudes! He's saying what we're all thinking!
Oh! Oh! Hiiii!
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...then there was the attempt to enter the kitchen.
<approving nod>
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Did somebody say "unicorn hair!"
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INTERLOPER! YOU CANNOT ENTER THIS THREAD WITHOUT SOLVING....A PUZZLE!!!
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DM: "The clown pulls a chain out of his costume and swings it at you."
Magus: "I knew you couldn't trust a clown!"
In fairness, this was like two days after IT came out.
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OH WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON? WHO UNLEASHED THE F$!@ING FLOODGATES?
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Oh! You're a pretty bird!
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OH WHAT THE S~+! IS GOING ON? WHO UNLEASHED THE F$&+ING FLOODGATES?
Nnnghrrrrrhgggkkk.... LOUD. Always LOUD. Always disgusting and LOUD.
<proceeds to messily devour bird>
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I thought it was a Pateradactyl!
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We must capture it for science!
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I'll chew you up and spit you out like the ###################### if you try and put me back in containment. Just like I did with that damned [REDACTED], there wasn't enough left of [EXPUNGED] to identify the ############# when I was through!
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Hellooooooo! Like, what's going on in, like, this thread and junk?
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Hellooooooo! Like, what's going on in, like, this thread and junk?
Ooh, could you teach me your Holy Sword techniques?!
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Hellooooooo! Like, what's going on in, like, this thread and junk?Ooh, could you teach me your Holy Sword techniques?!
<narrows eyes>
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I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO CALL LIGHTING FROM THE HEAVENS WITH MY BLAAAA-HHAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAADE~!
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Gunter?! You can't be in here!
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And geez... some troublemakers have caused that thread to balloon to over 1000 posts. I don't know anyone on this thread that might have contributed to that, do I?
... what? What? Is there something on my face?
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Wernk.
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... what? What? Is there something on my face?And geez... some troublemakers have caused that thread to balloon to over 1000 posts. I don't know anyone on this thread that might have contributed to that, do I?
Hold very still. I got this.
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So... gran and vidmaster should be showing up soon.
They're going to think it's the apocalypse.
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And I'm back from a trip to Florida. Mixed results. Family always is.
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Two hours to go!