Deep 6 FaWtL

[2d4 Slaadlings]

Cookies is good too!

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3 Slaadlings attempt to trip Kileanna in an effort to steal the cookies*

*1 Slaadling finds a very old doughnut under the couch*

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Cookmate Cookie wrote:

Mommy take me to work?

*Wonders idly who the father is*

It's not me.

Probably.

[gran rey de los mono]

And now the slaadlings are nekkid. Great. Do you know how hard it is to put clothes on an indeterminate amount of slaadlings?

It's hard.

That's what she said.

[gran rey de los mono]

Your secrets are safe with me. Mainly because I won't remember them. Or your birthday. Yes, your birthdays are safe with me.

[gran rey de los mono]

*hears huurking sound from under the couch*

Yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

[gran rey de los mono]

My wife told me that "Sex is better while on vacation." That wasn't a nice postcard to receive.

[gran rey de los mono]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll just see about that.

[gran rey de los mono]

You know you're ugly when you're out with friends, someone yells "Group picture!", and then they hand you the camera.

[gran rey de los mono]

Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even when you wish they were.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even when you wish they were.

OMG exactly

[gran rey de los mono]

What's worse than passing out at a party and waking up with a penis drawn on your face? Passing out at home alone and waking up with a penis drawn on your face.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What's worse than passing out at a party and waking up with a penis drawn on your face? Passing out at home alone and waking up with a penis drawn on your face.

Least the burglar had a good sense of humor.

[gran rey de los mono]

Always be cognizant of the 50-50-90 rule. If there is a 50% chance of guessing something right, you will be wrong 90% of the time.

[gran rey de los mono]

Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% of them won't care, and the other 80% will be glad you have problems.

[gran rey de los mono]

I think Google might be a woman. I can't finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions.

[gran rey de los mono]

I've been making the same mistakes for so long now, that I think I'll just start calling them traditions.

[gran rey de los mono]

A bit of fun with physics.

[gran rey de los mono]

That's all for me for now. Later, folks.

[Kajehase]

I've looked worse.

[Kileanna]

Looking good!

[Vidmaster7]

Clean your mirror.

[Kajehase]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Clean your mirror.

Already done.

[John Napier 698]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

A bit of fun with physics.

Hey, Freehold. Look! Physics without math.

[Sharoth]

I don't think I will be seeing my wife for the next week or two. The newest expansion for Diablo III just came out and she will be playing it. I am guessing that it will be pizza and take out for a while.

[Vidmaster7]

Wait new expansion I thought it was just like adding the necromancer class?

[Sharoth]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Wait new expansion I thought it was just like adding the necromancer class?

~shrugs~ The new Necromancer and a few new areas. But for her that is enough. I think she has over 800 paragon points. I could be wrong. It could be more.

[Freehold DM]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KILEANNA!

[Sharoth]

Happy birthday, Kileanna.

[Vidmaster7]

Sharoth wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Wait new expansion I thought it was just like adding the necromancer class?

~shrugs~ The new Necromancer and a few new areas. But for her that is enough. I think she has over 800 paragon points. I could be wrong. It could be more.

Wow I'm only like 400 but I haven't played in awhile. I was assuming it was you that played lol.

[Vidmaster7]

I told her already but ditto!

[Freehold DM]

John Napier 698 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

A bit of fun with physics.

Hey, Freehold. Look! Physics without math.

is suspicious

[Sharoth]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Wait new expansion I thought it was just like adding the necromancer class?

~shrugs~ The new Necromancer and a few new areas. But for her that is enough. I think she has over 800 paragon points. I could be wrong. It could be more.

Wow I'm only like 400 but I haven't played in awhile. I was assuming it was you that played lol.

I play some, but not as much as the wife. After beating it three or four times, I got bored and moved on to something else. It was the same way with Borderlands I and II. I enjoyed all of them, but I moved on. The wife is the power player on Diablo III.

[John Napier 698]

Again, Happy Birthday, Kileanna. :)

[Vidmaster7]

Sharoth wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Wait new expansion I thought it was just like adding the necromancer class?

~shrugs~ The new Necromancer and a few new areas. But for her that is enough. I think she has over 800 paragon points. I could be wrong. It could be more.

Wow I'm only like 400 but I haven't played in awhile. I was assuming it was you that played lol.

I play some, but not as much as the wife. After beating it three or four times, I got bored and moved on to something else. It was the same way with Borderlands I and II. I enjoyed all of them, but I moved on. The wife is the power player on Diablo III.

I do the bounties and get gear but I quit for awhile but my wow guild broke up so i needed something to do.

[Kajehase]

Happy birthday Kileanna.

[Freehold DM]

captain yesterday wrote:

We got Pea Bear's standardized test scores back, she is ever so slightly above average.

Which is actually pretty good considering how much she hates standardized tests and how little effort she puts into them. :-)

"Good job Homer! When you get home there's going to be another story added on to your house!" - Hank Scorpio, The Simpsons.

if you could kill someone on the way out it would be a big help.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

My brain did not come equipped with facial or name recognition technology.

mine either, which leads to hilarious social situations. Qq

[John Napier 698]

Leaving for a Doctor's appointment. Probably a pre-surgery consultation.

[Captain Oblivious]

Birthday!?! Didn't she just have one last year!

[Fox Mulder, F.B.I.]

At any rate, happy birthday Kileanna, if that is your real name...

[Limeylongears]

Happy birthday, Kileanna!

Hope the appointment goes well (or as well as these things can go), John!

[Kileanna]

Thanks to all who said happy birthday to me!!!

And yes, it's my real name. I change it legally each time I post with a different alias. Got through a hell of bureaucracy to be recognized as A Saliva Colonizer.

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I generally reach a conclusion because I'm tired of thinking.

This is too real, as a parent, sometimes...

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

My brain did not come equipped with facial or name recognition technology.

This is too real, as myself, sometimes...

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Before having a child, the most important question to ask yourself is "Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon over and over again for the next 4 years?"

The movie is Cars, and sure, it's pretty solid.

There are a surprising amount of adult jokes and themes in that.

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest, most boring movie ever and then having it start over from the beginning. That's what it's like to listen to my kid tell a story.

You are lying. I am not your son!

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

The sole purpose of a middle name is to let a child know when they are in big trouble.

Nope. I use it to get their attention, but it is definitely not always the "You are in trouble." statement that I used to think it was, in our family!

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.

... fair.

[Tacticslion]

Anyway, from way back in time where I am, now: glad you're safe, Rosita.

From what seems to be the present: happy birthday, Kileanna!

EDIT: and good luck, John! Keep us updated!

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Yo mama so dumb, she texted me to ask my cell phone number.

... aaaaaaaaaaactually, depending on your phone, this could be a legitimate thing...