You mean they have me with Stan! Or did the advertising schmucks get the packaging wrong again?!
*Happy Sigh*
I ninja'd the one-eyed monster.
Time Baby Says Hello.
EDIT: Yeah, that's right. I'm naked. I'm not going to be ashamed. Maybe you should feel ashamed.
*Calmly gets redressed.*
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Quick! Everyone must be warned! Freehold DM just touched down in New York! Hide your women, children, and farm animals!!! Especially the sheep! After all he likes Michael Baaayyyyy!!!
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Have touched down. May Alton Brown know only fear, for I have returned to Brooklyn.
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You mean they have me with Stan! Or did the advertising schmucks get the packaging wrong again?!*Happy Sigh*
I ninja'd the one-eyed monster.
Time Baby Says Hello.
EDIT: Yeah, that's right. I'm naked. I'm not going to be ashamed. Maybe you should feel ashamed.
*Calmly gets redressed.*
*cough* don't want to see that one eyed monster.
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Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
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It's really nice outside today, yet if I enjoy it, that'll just make the deep freeze coming in behind it, all that much worse.
I'm going to anyway.
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I have finally made it to in n out burger. We will see how it compares to lucky burger.....
I'm afraid I'm on Rosita's side on this one -- In-n-Out is legendary around here, but I just don't see the big deal. Their burgers come out overdone and dry. Their fries are quite good.
Give me one of the local burger places (Al's Big Burger on San Pablo in Albany is our go-to place) where your burgers actually have some moisture left in 'em by the time you get 'em, rather than having the burger joint try to make up for the dry toughness with an excess of mayo or other random sauce...
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Weather report for random non-sporting events around the Bay Area: 72 degrees, clear, calm, and sunny.
Yep. It must be February...
It won't drop into the 50's again 'til July, when we get to watch the tourists shiver.
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We're expecting nearly 40 degrees today, with an inch (of snow) tonight, however after that it's 12-18 degree highs for at least the next week.
Monotonously cold, that's Midwestern winters for ya.
I want spring.
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The first day it gets above 60 degrees I'm running through the thread naked, I don't give a s%%& if it's the top of the page or not, I'm doing it.
That's just what hippies do.
Seriously, Fargo is f+%~ing awesome.
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Oh what a glorious morning it has been!
The General took the kids to her parent's, which is a 50 minute, one-way drive.
So it's just me and the dog, and he's doing his sad nap that he does whenever Pea Bear leaves (two peas in a pod those two are).
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You haven't had terrible burgers until you go to White Castle.
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You haven't had terrible burgers until you go to White Castle.
silence you. Sometimes the crave hits you.
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Now what shall i watch in my boxers whilst eating an ice cream sandwich.
I hope she gives me a head's up call before she comes home, i also hope they don't pick up Pea Bear's friend on the way home.
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Now what shall i watch in my boxers whilst eating an ice cream sandwich.
I hope she gives me a head's up call before she comes home, i also hope they don't pick up Pea Bear's friend on the way home.
How many things in your boxers can you watch? I would have thought the selection was rather limited... But who knows?
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My clients bet large of the game, I need to send good vibes into the ethers.
My staff and personnel are the best in the world.
My friends and clients would be the worst hero team in the world.
We would never be able to get through the opening scene trap, much less save the world in the end.
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My clients bet large of the game, I need to send good vibes into the ethers.My staff and personnel are the best in the world.
My friends and clients would be the worst hero team in the world.
We would never be able to get through the opening scene trap, much less save the world in the end.
... I'm afraid I don't follow. My phone just kind of shows me a thin black thing with GIF and ... on the right side.
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Same.
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The wife did not give me a heads up. >:-|>
Thankfully, the dog did.
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We aren't watching the game tonight, (tho go Broncos) but we're still going to have food and such, all the cliches, nachos, dip, chips, the general is whipping up some killer chili type thing.
Good times. :-)
Mmm... Kate Upton..
I tried to look but i haven't been able to disable my phone's g+~*#%n f$+@ing webguard!
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Ha! You stupid a$#!##~!
Vengeance is mine!
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First. You guys don't know who Kate Upton is?
I weep for the scarcity of dirty old men in the world.
Second. There is no nakedness in my above post Lordsynos.
short version
Basically Kate was drunk and told my clients to bet on the Panthers. Combined they have $240K riding on the game. If they lose, I lose.
So pray for the Panthers.
Maybe Freehold can explain what I do.
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Are you the guy that drives Jerry Seinfeld's cars around the block.
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Give me one of the local burger places (Al's Big Burger on San Pablo in Albany is our go-to place) where your burgers actually have some moisture left in 'em by the time you get 'em, rather than having the burger joint try to make up for the dry toughness with an excess of mayo or other random sauce...
That explains why I can't find a good fast food burger easily! I don't like mayo, ketchup, relish, or anything like that, and find mustard to be the most vile thing in all existence. No wonder most fast food burgers aren't good.
In other news, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO LIGHT UP A CIGARETTE ON THE CABLE CAR?
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582 words...
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First. You guys don't know who Kate Upton is?
I weep for the scarcity of dirty old men in the world.
Second. There is no nakedness in my above post Lordsynos.
short version
Basically Kate was drunk and told my clients to bet on the Panthers. Combined they have $240K riding on the game. If they lose, I lose.
So pray for the Panthers.
Maybe Freehold can explain what I do.
baron arem heshvaun is actually the only person I know who makes a living at just plain being cool. I can't describe his job beyond that.
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Done and sent. Time to do something else...
Wait, the deadline wasn't today?! O.o
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I wonder how many grave errors have I missed...
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First. You guys don't know who Kate Upton is?
I do not and she doesn't look familiar.
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Just watched all of the big o.
My head hurts.
First. You guys don't know who Kate Upton is?I do not and she doesn't look familiar.
Knew the name, but failed to know the person. Now I do! (Sort of.)
Just watched all of the big o.
My head hurts.
AWESOME! (Except for the headache.)
((To be clear, was that because you watched all of Big O, or was that because you watched all of Big O?))
Maybe Freehold can explain what I do.
baron arem heshvaun is actually the only person I know who makes a living at just plain being cool. I can't describe his job beyond that.
So he's a stay-at-home dad, then? ;D
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D'aww! I want one.
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I made use of my time in between Super Bowl commercials to work on this cute lil' guy.
Make a video of that dancing to whatever crap pop song is popular right now, unleash it on YouTube, and watch the fame roll in.
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I'm playing PS4 in my apartment. I know damn well who won the superbowl despite having not watched it and in fact deliberately avoided it, the cheering, music, and illegal fireworks are headache inducingly loud, the drunken college morons are spilling into the street, and the cops are yelling unintelligible things at them over a loudspeaker. I don't know what else I expected, really.
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My car is fixed!
My wife is healthy! (She had caught my virus earlier.)
My skin infection is gone!
I made it through the pressure!
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Huzzah!
Glad you made it thru Redscruff the Beardy. :-)
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In celebration of your victory i made you, as a character for Wrath of the Righteous, because mythic, i had a big long spell about why exactly i made the character design choices i did, but honestly, i've completely forgotten.
Redbeard the Scruffy
Dwarf cavalier (beast rider) 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Player's Guide 32, Pathfinder RPG Ultimate Combat 36)
NG Medium humanoid (dwarf)
Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +2
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Defense
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AC 16, touch 12, flat-footed 14 (+4 armor, +2 Dex)
hp 13 (1d10+3)
Fort +5, Ref +2, Will +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, and spell-like abilities
Defensive Abilities defensive training, hard to kill
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Offense
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Speed 20 ft.
Melee boar spear +4 (1d8+4) or
dwarven waraxe +5 (1d10+3/×3) or
handaxe +4 (1d6+3/×3)
Ranged javelin +3 (1d6+3)
Special Attacks challenge 1/day (+1 damage, +1 dam while only you threaten), hatred, mythic power (5/day, surge +1d6), tactician 1/day (Precise Strike, 3 rds)
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Statistics
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Str 16, Dex 15, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 14, Cha 10
Base Atk +1; CMB +4; CMD 16 (20 vs. bull rush, 20 vs. trip)
Feats Precise Strike[APG], Weapon Focus (dwarven waraxe)
Traits exposed to awfulness, resilient
Skills Acrobatics +0 (-4 to jump), Appraise +1 (+3 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Craft (weapons) +5, Handle Animal +4, Intimidate +4, Perception +2 (+4 to notice unusual stonework), Ride +4, Sense Motive +6; Racial Modifiers +2 Appraise to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones, +2 Perception to notice unusual stonework
Languages Common, Dwarven, Orc
SQ exotic mount (elk named Aristotle), manifestation points, ability scores, order of the cockatrice
Other Gear chain shirt, boar spear[APG], dwarven waraxe, handaxe, javelin (5), artisan's tools, backpack, bedroll, belt pouch, bit and bridle, feed (per day) (5), flint and steel, hemp rope (50 ft.), mess kit[UE], pot, riding saddle, saddlebags, soap, torch (10), trail rations (5), waterskin, 26 gp
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Special Abilities
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Animal Companion Link (Ex) You have a link with your Animal Companion.
Cockatrice's Challenge +1 (1/day) (Ex) +1 to damage target, -2 AC vs. others when used, +1 damage when you are the only one threatening the target.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white only).
Defensive Training +4 Gain a dodge bonus to AC vs. monsters of the Giant subtype.
Exotic Mount (Ex) gain access to new companion races and can increase their size.
Greed +2 to Appraise to determine price of nonmagic goods with precious metals or gemstones.
Hard to Kill (Ex) Automatically stabilize when dying, and only die at neg Con x 2.
Hatred +1 Gain a racial bonus to attacks vs. Goblinoids/Orcs.
Manifestation Points, Ability Scores ([none], 13/psychic duel) Every combatant begins a psychic duel with a pool of MP equal to the combatant’s HD + the average of her Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores. As a free action, a combatant can draw from this pool to generate MP. A combatant who draws any numb
Precise Strike +1d6 precision damage for melee attacks if you and an ally with this feat flank the same target.
Stonecunning +2 +2 bonus to Perception vs. unusual stonework. Free check within 10 feet.
Surge (1d6) (Su) Use 1 power to increase any d20 roll by the listed amount.
Tactician (Precise Strike, 3 rds, 1/day) (Ex) Grant the use of your teamwork feats to all allies in 30 ft.
Aristotle, your mount
Elk (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 3 312)
N Medium animal
Init +3; Senses low-light vision; Perception +6
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Defense
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AC 15, touch 14, flat-footed 11 (+3 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 natural)
hp 20 (2d8+4)
Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +2
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Offense
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Speed 50 ft.
Melee gore +2 (1d6+1), 2 hooves -3 (1d3)
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Statistics
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Str 12, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 2, Wis 15, Cha 5
Base Atk +1; CMB +2; CMD 16 (20 vs. trip)
Feats Dodge, Endurance
Tricks Attack, Combat Riding, Come, Defend, Down, Guard, Heel, Stay
Skills Acrobatics +7 (+15 to jump), Perception +6
SQ combat riding, manifestation points, ability scores, stay
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Special Abilities
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Combat Riding [Trick] The animal has been trained to bear a rider into combat.
Endurance +4 to a variety of fort saves, skill and ability checks. Sleep in L/M armor with no fatigue.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in dim light, distinguishing color and detail.
Manifestation Points, Ability Scores ([none], 9/psychic duel) Every combatant begins a psychic duel with a pool of MP equal to the combatant’s HD + the average of her Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores. As a free action, a combatant can draw from this pool to generate MP. A combatant who draws any numb
Stay [Trick] The animal will stay where it is.
any input is welcome, hope you like, if not things can change :-)
edit: i picked 25 point buy, because it was called epic. chose an elk because of goring s#+@. named it Aristotle because you're not giving it a stupid name like fido or wonkers. beast rider because they're awesome, same with the order of the cockatrice, i imagine at some point you'll want a dire elk, or a saber tooth tiger (which is what i would choose. every time.)
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Whatever the cops yelled must have been persuasive. Everyone dispersed without the cops having to get in there and make them disperse. Now it's just eerie quiet.
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Beast Rider?
What are you trying to say about my wife? She's hot!
Thanks Cap! I think I brought it up before, though, that it seems I'm a halfling bard, much to my own chagrin, due to my obsession with food, my lazy attitude, my jack-of-all-trades-ness, and my absolute obsession with stories.
I could totally see myself multiclassing Cavalier, though.
Ugh. I'm a leadership character? WTF is wrong with whoever built me?
The only thing wrong with whoever built you was that they haven't yet given you mythic leadership! :D