
Freehold DM |

FHDM should get TotP with THIS.
I am so glad I married you when you weren't paying attention.

Patrick Curtin |

Houston Chamber of Gamers wrote:Aberzombie wrote:I think all the FAWTLY folk who have not yet moved to Houston should do so. Then we can slowly migrate into the same neighborhood. Once the FAWTLY population reaches critical mass we take the place over and re-create it as Hobbiton.
Think about it - summer block parties where all we do is game from dawn until the following dawn.
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We can't do an AUTHENTIC Hobbiton, though, because building underground in a coastal city at sea level is a bad idea, mmmm-kay?
I guess we'll just have to be elves or something.
I volunteer to host the first bbq.
Anyone want to help me fix my fence?
If I get do happen to get out there I worked for two years in fence installation. I'd be happy to help out.

Klaus van der Kroft |
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Just got back from my regular blood donation.
We were making the calculations with the nurse (same who has attended several of my donations), and considering I've been giving blood almost exactly every 3 months since 2002, so far there's a total of 19,800ml (about 680oz) of liquid me out there somewhere.
Imagine if I could telepathically control it! Yes, minions, do my biding and bring me a KFC Double Down with two, no, THREE ketchup sachets! MWHAHAHAHA!
<Dies of acute hypercholesterolemia>

Freehold DM |

Wait, what?
This was pages and pages ago. You weren't looking, so I summoned a solar with cleric levels that owed me a favor and blammo, we're hitched. Don't feel bad. I married a few other people who were equally distracted. I'm surprised more people don't do this.
Wait, there's BACON?

Drejk |

Just got back from my regular blood donation.
We were making the calculations with the nurse (same who has attended several of my donations), and considering I've been giving blood almost exactly every 3 months since 2002, so far there's a total of 19,800ml (about 680oz) of liquid me out there somewhere.
I consider starting donating from time to time but my notoriously unemplyed man diet of cheapest foods discourages me - regaining strength after donation could be troublesome.
Imagine if I could telepathically control it!
Duh. Vampire The Masquarade was there first.
Yes, minions, do my biding and bring me a KFC Double Down with two, no, THREE ketchup sachets! MWHAHAHAHA!
<Dies of acute hypercholesterolemia>
Ok, that could possibly solve problem of feeding myself withile recovering after donation...

Freehold DM |

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:Just got back from my regular blood donation.
We were making the calculations with the nurse (same who has attended several of my donations), and considering I've been giving blood almost exactly every 3 months since 2002, so far there's a total of 19,800ml (about 680oz) of liquid me out there somewhere.
I consider starting donating from time to time but my notoriously unemplyed man diet of cheapest foods discourages me - regaining strength after donation could be troublesome.
Quote:Imagine if I could telepathically control it!Duh. Vampire The Masquarade was there first.
Quote:Ok, that could possibly solve problem of feeding myself withile recovering after donation...Yes, minions, do my biding and bring me a KFC Double Down with two, no, THREE ketchup sachets! MWHAHAHAHA!
<Dies of acute hypercholesterolemia>
after donation, I am allllllllllll about the lorna doons(which my phone auto corrected to porno dooms, which I am decidedly NOT about). Love those cookies, but I refuse to eat them unless I have recently donated blood. They are such a treat!

Drejk |

Jess Door wrote:This was pages and pages ago. You weren't looking, so I summoned a solar with cleric levels that owed me a favor and blammo, we're hitched.Wait, what?
And it was real entity of Law and Goodness and not, per chance, some sort of high level illusionist ghost that happened to answer summons. Yes, a real entity of Ultimate Law!
I'm surprised more people don't do this.
Actually it fell out of favor some time ago, when people being married while distracted showed to be equally distracted when required to take any marriage related duties.
Wait, there's BACON?
BBQ bacon?! Me want!
(also, steals strawberry cake).

Freehold DM |

I have been informed I am required to make another chocolate peppermint red velvet swirl cake for my friend's birthday this year. YOu know what I haven't made in a while? Homemade german chocolate cake. Hmmm.
Also, omelet. with bacon.
dammit.
I want bacon.
*glares at work*
I had an omelet with bacon for breakfast. Coincidence? I think so, probably.

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:If I recall correctly, after the Fimbul Winter fire consumes the world. Is that what you want?Jess Door wrote:No. I want my snowpocalypse.We actually had a frost this morning.
Is that cold enough for you, FHDM?
If you juggle the snow properly, you'll be able to extinguish any fires. Yes. I do want this.

Alu'Vien Darkstar |

Freehold DM wrote:If I recall correctly, after the Fimbul Winter fire consumes the world. Is that what you want?Jess Door wrote:No. I want my snowpocalypse.We actually had a frost this morning.
Is that cold enough for you, FHDM?
Only if the Storm to End all Storms is allowed to wane.

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I returned to Morrowind... Gah. Two or three hours and I am feeling dizzines and nausea. Damn FPP...
I always just keep the view in third person, and only switch to first person when I'm using ranged attacks or need to pick something up. I usually have wicked bad motion sickness from games, and that seems to get rid of most of it.

Freehold DM |

Drejk wrote:I returned to Morrowind... Gah. Two or three hours and I am feeling dizzines and nausea. Damn FPP...I always just keep the view in third person, and only switch to first person when I'm using ranged attacks or need to pick something up. I usually have wicked bad motion sickness from games, and that seems to get rid of most of it.
I thought I was the only one who got a bit dizzy during games..

Drejk |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I thought I was the only one who got a bit dizzy during games..Drejk wrote:I returned to Morrowind... Gah. Two or three hours and I am feeling dizzines and nausea. Damn FPP...I always just keep the view in third person, and only switch to first person when I'm using ranged attacks or need to pick something up. I usually have wicked bad motion sickness from games, and that seems to get rid of most of it.
Nope. We are out there, struggling against FPP games desperately trying to overcome motion sickness and that f#&^&* completly nonrealistic head bobing that some f$%^&* morons, er, game designers thought would be a good idea - I can't imagine how they walk if they think that idiotic head bobing is "realistic".

Treppa |

Jess Door wrote:Wait, what?
This was pages and pages ago. You weren't looking, so I summoned a solar with cleric levels that owed me a favor and blammo, we're hitched. Don't feel bad. I married a few other people who were equally distracted. I'm surprised more people don't do this.
Wait, there's BACON?
Do sister-wives get shares of bacon and cake?

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Drejk wrote:I returned to Morrowind... Gah. Two or three hours and I am feeling dizzines and nausea. Damn FPP...I always just keep the view in third person, and only switch to first person when I'm using ranged attacks or need to pick something up. I usually have wicked bad motion sickness from games, and that seems to get rid of most of it.
Pretty much the same here, damn if I don't get headaches from watching Kellen play his character though. Boy loves to play in first person mode.

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Freehold DM wrote:Do sister-wives get shares of bacon and cake?Jess Door wrote:Wait, what?
This was pages and pages ago. You weren't looking, so I summoned a solar with cleric levels that owed me a favor and blammo, we're hitched. Don't feel bad. I married a few other people who were equally distracted. I'm surprised more people don't do this.
Wait, there's BACON?
I was under the assumption that sister wives shared everything.

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Moorluck wrote:I finally got a nice fram for my old 2e map of Cormyr, now just to find the perfect place in the living room to hang it.That one wall where you hang your "lands to be conquered" maps?
When were you in my house? 'Cause we keep maps of all the areas we've campaigned in hung up on the walls. :P

Drejk |

Drejk wrote:When were you in my house? 'Cause we keep maps of all the areas we've campaigned in hung up on the walls. :PMoorluck wrote:I finally got a nice fram for my old 2e map of Cormyr, now just to find the perfect place in the living room to hang it.That one wall where you hang your "lands to be conquered" maps?
Those are lands that were already campaigned in? Eh, I need to give my crystal ball to fine tuning again...

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Moorluck wrote:Those are lands that were already campaigned in? Eh, I need to give my crystal ball to fine tuning again...Drejk wrote:When were you in my house? 'Cause we keep maps of all the areas we've campaigned in hung up on the walls. :PMoorluck wrote:I finally got a nice fram for my old 2e map of Cormyr, now just to find the perfect place in the living room to hang it.That one wall where you hang your "lands to be conquered" maps?
The next one we have to get done is the massive Kingmaker map, for us that would be the nation of Thundengaard. We're going to need a whole wall for that bad boy though.

Drejk |

While I played in various areas of Faerun I have never played in Cormyr.
The closest relation to Cormyr we had was a Cormyr-born Fighter PC in Pathfinder campaign (who got retired and replaced by local Moonsea region-born Ranger around level three).
Oh, and my Fighter/Wizard/Eldritch Knight/Spellfire Channeler aglarondian sailor was living on Dragon Coast prior to his adventuring career.