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Celestial Healer wrote:My wife's in Hawaii at the moment. In a few months, I'm going to Japan.All you people who get to take business trips to neat locations suck.
I get to go to...
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That's not for a while, though.
See what I mean???
No hate for Iowa, but why couldn't I go someplace with beaches?

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Aberzombie wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:My wife's in Hawaii at the moment. In a few months, I'm going to Japan.All you people who get to take business trips to neat locations suck.
I get to go to...
** spoiler omitted **
That's not for a while, though.
See what I mean???
No hate for Iowa, but why couldn't I go someplace with beaches?
I was in San Diego at the end of August. Would you like me to tell you how nice the weather was?

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Celestial Healer wrote:I was in San Diego at the end of August. Would you like me to tell you how nice the weather was?Aberzombie wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:My wife's in Hawaii at the moment. In a few months, I'm going to Japan.All you people who get to take business trips to neat locations suck.
I get to go to...
** spoiler omitted **
That's not for a while, though.
See what I mean???
No hate for Iowa, but why couldn't I go someplace with beaches?
*sulks*
I don't know when the trip is, but just my luck it will be in the dead of winter.

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Aberzombie wrote:Although, in truth, the Japan trip is probably going to suck big donkey balls.Yeah, you can probably find a restaurant that will serve you that, there. If you try hard enough.
I hear they taste great with chili and some mango.
*Bluff check 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20*

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Aberzombie wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:I was in San Diego at the end of August. Would you like me to tell you how nice the weather was?Aberzombie wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:My wife's in Hawaii at the moment. In a few months, I'm going to Japan.All you people who get to take business trips to neat locations suck.
I get to go to...
** spoiler omitted **
That's not for a while, though.
See what I mean???
No hate for Iowa, but why couldn't I go someplace with beaches?
*sulks*
I don't know when the trip is, but just my luck it will be in the dead of winter.
And Freehold will probably do his patented snow dance....

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Jess Door wrote:That...is scary. And even scarier that I know it for truth.Aberzombie wrote:Although, in truth, the Japan trip is probably going to suck big donkey balls.Yeah, you can probably find a restaurant that will serve you that, there. If you try hard enough.
::laughs::
I know, right? The fact that I actually believe that to be true makes it funnier.

Orthos |

Aberzombie wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:I was in San Diego at the end of August. Would you like me to tell you how nice the weather was?Aberzombie wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:My wife's in Hawaii at the moment. In a few months, I'm going to Japan.All you people who get to take business trips to neat locations suck.
I get to go to...
** spoiler omitted **
That's not for a while, though.
See what I mean???
No hate for Iowa, but why couldn't I go someplace with beaches?
*sulks*
I don't know when the trip is, but just my luck it will be in the dead of winter.
You have my deepest sympathies. Pack warm.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:DO IT.If Houston does happen, it'll strengthen the chances that I'll have to find a way down that direction and raise hell.
Miss you guys.
Be very careful what you wish for. Things have a strange way of happening.
In the way you least expect.
<insert ominous echoing sinister laughter>

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:No, I knew of it before the second job - - its one of the first hentai I know of. The Wikipedia entry gives it a VERY bad introduction, but check it out.Freehold DM wrote:You've obviously visited one before by that remark. I'll bet it's during your second job.Urizen wrote:I only know of Cream Lemon.Aberzombie wrote:I refuse to click on a link that's labeled German Sparkle Party - it just sounds too.....Urizen.Then you should totally check out Lemon Party.
... and people say I'm the most perverse individual lurking around. How do you manage to dodge the meme bullet? You, sir, are a deviant sexual aberrant. Do you recreate those moves in the master chambers with the wife? Do you host a webcam sever in Turkmenistan?

Urizen |
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Freehold DM wrote:Urizen wrote:No, I knew of it before the second job - - its one of the first hentai I know of. The Wikipedia entry gives it a VERY bad introduction, but check it out.Freehold DM wrote:You've obviously visited one before by that remark. I'll bet it's during your second job.Urizen wrote:I only know of Cream Lemon.Aberzombie wrote:I refuse to click on a link that's labeled German Sparkle Party - it just sounds too.....Urizen.Then you should totally check out Lemon Party.
He was referring to Lemon Party.
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Your angelic visage is anything but. You are but cake. A beefcake full of yummy lies.

Urizen |

Saw Kamelot/Nightwish last night. Had no idea what to expect, having never been to a concert.
Did not expect waiting outside for nearly an hour to get in having bought tickets in advance.
Nor the old guy in the Superman-Jesus shirt and cape to lap the block about eight times before they let us in. Or for him to be there. This led to the introduction of a new unit of time, used thusly in a sentence: "Dang, that sucked, it took us twelve Superman-Jesuses to get inside." The same guy who coined this also started messing with passersby.
*stops car* WHO'S PLAYING
NIGHTWISH
...
*stops car* WHO'S PLAYING
NIGHTWISH
...
*stops car* WHO'S PLAYING
NICKI MINAJNor the lack of chairs. Ended up leaving early because neither Dad nor I could take standing much longer after both of us worked all day then got there. My legs are wimpy.
Nor all the jumping. I ended up standing next to a kid who jumped and flailed his arms constantly, only reminding me that I am eye-level to most people's elbows.
Very glad I was warned about earplugs. Had to put them in almost immediately. Still somehow got a headache.
I hope they put on a good show. I couldn't see it. I think most Nightwish fans apparently play basketball. The lights were good. >_>
I dunno. I'm glad I went, just to have a concert experience. I don't think I'll go again.
FWIW, my first concert was Megadeth w/ Warlock & Sanctuary in May 1988. I was 16. Those under the age of 21 were exiled to the balcony of this venue (which is still around today as I was there to see Nightwish last week). Couldn't see much of anything.
Hasn't discouraged me. I'm probably batting near a thousand shows in my life time.
Don't let your first discourage you.
It's kind of like sex. The first time isn't always what it's cracked up to be even though you remember it.
It improves over time with practice and experience. Kind of like learning from your mistakes has a way of humbling you and working toward raising your wisdom stat.

Urizen |

Scintillae wrote:It wasn't horrible. Just a realization that they're not my thing. I don't regret going. I just don't plan to go again. =)yes, propablly not your thing, Scintillae,
because everything you described sounded totally right for me :-)
god, how many hours I have spend waiting in front of concert halls
and chairs are completly out of the question for me, well for rock music anyway, no problem sitting at classic or irish folk
Ah! If we lived in the same region, we'd get along great!
Where is my transporter room, anyway? Someone needs it built.
I live on the wrong continent, anyway. THE BEST METAL CONCERTS ARE IN EUROPE!

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Celestial Healer wrote:Your angelic visage is anything but. You are but cake. A beefcake full of yummy lies.Freehold DM wrote:Urizen wrote:No, I knew of it before the second job - - its one of the first hentai I know of. The Wikipedia entry gives it a VERY bad introduction, but check it out.Freehold DM wrote:You've obviously visited one before by that remark. I'll bet it's during your second job.Urizen wrote:I only know of Cream Lemon.Aberzombie wrote:I refuse to click on a link that's labeled German Sparkle Party - it just sounds too.....Urizen.Then you should totally check out Lemon Party.
He was referring to Lemon Party.
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I don't know what this means, but I'll take it.

Emperor7 |

MrGH wrote:Daughter turns 18 today. I'm now father to 4 adults. Mrgh.
EDIT: Nekkid fatherhood?! That's what got me into this mess in the 1st place!
You need to have another baby to replace all those adults. :P
Shut up! My wife brought up becoming foster parents last week. I said that we needed to get our grown children out of the house first!

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I just took a call from a woman with a really scratchy smoker voice. Truckstop waitress-style.
All the sudden I got a whiff of cigarette smoke and I said to myself, "Ugh, I can actually smell the cigarettes on her. I bet she smells like that all the time."
Then I realized that it is impossible to smell somebody through a phone, and it was actually a coworker walking by my cubicle.
A mind is a terrible thing.
At least it's Friday...

Freehold DM |

What's so crappy, FHDM?
everything went wrong today. I was supposed to take care of some financial stuff for the wife and I ended up stuck in a van en route to far Rockaway at the time I was supposed to be in the bank. Her phone phone died not long after...I was literally three minutes away from going lunch when my boss grabbed me. Everything has gone wrong today.

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:... and people say I'm the most perverse individual lurking around. How do you manage to dodge the meme bullet? You, sir, are a deviant sexual aberrant. Do you recreate those moves in the master chambers with the wife? Do you host a webcam sever in Turkmenistan?Urizen wrote:No, I knew of it before the second job - - its one of the first hentai I know of. The Wikipedia entry gives it a VERY bad introduction, but check it out.Freehold DM wrote:You've obviously visited one before by that remark. I'll bet it's during your second job.Urizen wrote:I only know of Cream Lemon.Aberzombie wrote:I refuse to click on a link that's labeled German Sparkle Party - it just sounds too.....Urizen.Then you should totally check out Lemon Party.
Yes to everything but Turkmenistan.