Last one to post wins

[Yorg Warp-heart]

Don't say that, my brother from another mother, you'll only make it worse.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Throws Yorg Warp-heart a great distance across the landscape. Purely because the squat annoyed me.*

[Pulg]

Reiner brings us problems, Vid brings us solutions.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Actually, Reiner, brings us a dark sense of forbidden evil (but not Goattoucher level of forbidden evil). Whereas Vidmaster7, like you, brings us endless chocking hairballs.

[Vidmaster7]

Pulg wrote:

Reiner brings us problems, Vid brings us solutions.

Pulg you remember that time LOTP made us fight to the death? I miss Sissyl.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

There are many people that we miss. Hopefully though, we'll meet them again one day.

[Pulg]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pulg wrote:

Reiner brings us problems, Vid brings us solutions.

Pulg you remember that time LOTP made us fight to the death? I miss Sissyl.

I miss Sissyl too, but you must admit that as deathmatches go, that was a fairly inconclusive one.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Yeah, the only thing conclusive about THAT fight was the fact that it was a hairy one!

[Schism Spice]

Sissyl, Sissyl?
Wherefore art thou Sissyl?

[Stegocephalian]

*Continues eating all the barrels of food, thus annoying the shop staff even more.*

[Vidmaster7]

Pulg wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pulg wrote:

Reiner brings us problems, Vid brings us solutions.

Pulg you remember that time LOTP made us fight to the death? I miss Sissyl.

I miss Sissyl too, but you must admit that as deathmatches go, that was a fairly inconclusive one.

That is true.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

It would be better if the two of you had competitions against each other involving things you have in common (such as all that excessive amount of hair).

[Vidmaster7]

Who has the more luxurious mane you mean?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Yes, and other things that are similar between the two of you.

[Vidmaster7]

Rugged good looks.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

No, I think you'll find that Pulg has carpeted good looks.

[Pulg]

I have curtained good looks.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Either way, Vidmaster7 would render you floored.

[Vidmaster7]

Would mop the floor with you... it could use a good cleaning

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

He still has that stick lodged into him, so you could.

[Schism]

Not Listening.
Not Listening.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I should hope so, it's just plain rude to listen to other people's conversations.

['Glistening' Buff Scrotes]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

He still has that stick lodged into him, so you could.

You can't mop, a-bop, a-bop-bop-bop,

You can't mop the floor with a lollipop

[Vidmaster7]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a you know what nevermind I don't want to know.

[Stegocephalian]

Hiss.

*Crawls onto some damp rocks that are being gently heated by a nearby heat lamp. Then goes to sleep.*

[Vidmaster7]

I like that one it reminds me of my bearded dragon.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

That's interesting. Because a bearded dragon is a lizard (and yes, we're aware of the obvious), whereas the stegocephalian is an amphibian.

*Gets approached by an angry store clerk who starts shouting at us.*

For the last time, you stupid man, the stegocephalian is NOT our pet! It just followed us because it thought that we would lead it to food.

*As the store clerk then starts shouting at us about paying for the things that the stegocephalian has eaten, Vidmaster7 grabs Pulg by the stick and starts waving him around in front of the store clerk's face.*

[Vidmaster7]

The old Pulg waggle works every time.

[Pulg]

Wet Ass Pulgy.

[Vidmaster7]

I guess that was only a matter of time...

[Yorg Warp-heart]

...That I show up again!

*Gets shoved off the entire forum by everyone else.*

[Timemaster7]

Don't blame me. It wasn't my fault.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

TIMEmaster7? Is there no cosmic force beyond your bearded reach, Vidmaster7?!

[Pulg]

It's a long old interdimensional beard, that's for certain.

[Properly_groomed_vid]

Their is naught beyond my reach. even a fully groomed face...

[Schism]

AAGH! Too Scary.

*faints

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*As a store clerk sweeps away the unconscious Schism, I start writing something to quickly change the subject.*

Alright, let's try and figure out which of the monsters from the original Power Rangers series (Mighty Morphin': seasons 1-3) would be best to take out the key members of DC's Justice League. Here's what I have got so far:

1. Batman -
2. Superman -
3. Wonder Woman -
4. Green Lantern -
5. The Flash - Brick Bully
6. Aquaman - Commander Crayfish

[Vidmaster7]

Psycho yellow for GL.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Nice suggestion, but the psycho rangers appeared AFTER Mighty Morphin (and Reiner is a real stickler about the specifics, plus he is a big fan of the original series).

*Gets gutted by Count Reiner Heydrich in a most horrible fashion by means of an ice cream scoop.*

[Pulg]

The answer for all four remaining is Grumbleplop.

[Vidmaster7]

Could I argue that pudgy pig could just eat them all and trap them in his stomach dimension... although superman would still probably punch his way out through dimensions..

How about Gnarly gnome to brain wash Big blue.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Now that's more like it! I realise that it's hard to pick creatures that would easily overpower the Justice League (especially as far as Superman is concerned). Thinking about it, since the monsters are magical in some way, Big Blue would be the easiest to defeat (so I agree with Gnarly Gnome, or perhaps someone like King Sphinx). The toughest to beat would be Batman (only because he uses his brain as well as gadgets), but Pudgy Pig would certainly be a good choice.

[The Invenusable Flytrap]

Excuse me, Vidmaster7, but you're confusing Pudgy Pig with me. He only ate the weapons, I was the one who has the "stomach dimension". However, Superman would be a problem for me due to his heat vision.

[Vidmaster7]

How about Dora Tortoise to freeze them?

Also didn't doraboogaranan the frog looking one also do some sort of magical capture thing?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Hmm, you seem very well versed in this subject. I shall have to revisit the old episodes as well as the new ones. Admittedly, I do watch the montage of the different ways to make monsters grow a lot.

[Vidmaster7]

I am not familiar at all with the new ones.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

True, but you still know your Power Rangers stuff (which is more than me). Also, just between us Vidmaster7, don't you think Schism Hag looks like Rita Repulsa?

[Vidmaster7]

Possibly same barber.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Oh absolutely. Not that I'm complaining mind, it is definitely a brilliant hairdo.

*Sees the still gutted remains of Dedrick the Professor.*

Can someone please throw this thing away. It's starting to smell and the flies are buzzing around it.

[Pulg]

Give it to the dinosaur to eat.