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I'm back!!!!!

LOL

The move is over, and I'm finally mostly settled. Been a long two months, lots of relatives having heart attacks or strokes (wow, those things come in batches it seems!). But everyone came through them fine. And neither me nor my wife self destructed after the move to TX. So, I'm finally back. You can start your flaming any time now. :)


If you're in Texas, you're doing just fine.

Grand Lodge

Depending on where in Texas, I know a couple tables you'd be welcome at.

Liberty's Edge

Yep, I can think of a table that could use a player or two as well.


HD, TOZ, this is hardly the flaming he asked for. Step it up a notch please!


LOL,
Thanks for the non-flames. :)

Austin area.


Austin; the gateway to the hill country... Next summer, try to get an invite to Hippie Hollow.

Grand Lodge

How funny that I have a game running in Round Rock...


MDT: Welcome back to the boards, and to God's country. ;-)


TriOmegaZero wrote:
How funny that I have a game running in Round Rock...

LOL,

I've driven through Round Rock about a dozen times so far. I'm on the opposite side, down in Kyle.


mdt wrote:

I'm back!!!!!

LOL

The move is over, and I'm finally mostly settled. Been a long two months, lots of relatives having heart attacks or strokes (wow, those things come in batches it seems!). But everyone came through them fine. And neither me nor my wife self destructed after the move to TX. So, I'm finally back. You can start your flaming any time now. :)

*Targets MDT with brand new custom made ultra flame spell*

51d100 + 1 ⇒ (7, 39, 69, 24, 56, 33, 30, 100, 34, 88, 25, 66, 33, 91, 21, 76, 80, 5, 70, 34, 28, 12, 37, 67, 53, 91, 17, 35, 7, 60, 50, 55, 67, 36, 8, 21, 62, 9, 13, 84, 67, 95, 84, 17, 65, 14, 5, 69, 67, 76, 99) + 1 = 2452

*Flies off assuming the spell did the job*


Air Breather!!! Feel better now? your welcome.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Does this mean I only get 1/2 xp for driving you off? Do I still get the 1/2 xp if I wasn't the one who drove you off, but believe I am because the universe revolves around me?

Hmm...do I get any xp for the universe revolving around me?

Wait...why am I asking you if I'm the center of the universe?

None of this makes any sense. Your return has ruined Paizo, Christmas, and, quite possibly, the universe. Please leave.


wraithstrike wrote:

*Targets MDT with brand new custom made ultra flame spell*

51d100 + 1

*Flies off assuming the spell did the job*

Doesn't a bowl of Texas chili render you immune to flame for like thirty days?


Jaelithe wrote:
wraithstrike wrote:

*Targets MDT with brand new custom made ultra flame spell*

51d100 + 1

*Flies off assuming the spell did the job*

Doesn't a bowl of Texas chili render you immune to flame for like thirty days?

No, and it burns just as much on the way out, as it did going in.


Sebastian wrote:
Does this mean I only get 1/2 xp for driving you off?

We get XP for flaming people off the forum? Why wasn't Mr. Fishy told about this? Damn airbreathers!

Why are you still here? The horse asked you to leave.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Welcome to Texas, mdt!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Mr.Fishy wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Does this mean I only get 1/2 xp for driving you off?

We get XP for flaming people off the forum? Why wasn't Mr. Fishy told about this? Damn airbreathers!

Why are you still here? The horse asked you to leave.

Do all mammals look alike to you? I'm a PONY, not a horse.

XP is for closers only. You think I'm f%$$ing with you? I am not f@@!ing with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from D and M. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Fishy? You call yourself a flamer you son of a b$@#+?

The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your Paizo posting privileges starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's postings.

Oh? Have I got your attention now?

Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this month's drive someone off contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're banned. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got targets. D and M paid good money, got their names to drive them off. you can't close the targets you're given you can't close s%%~. You ARE s@#!. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.

Spoiler:

Mr. Fishy has always been cool, and I anticipate he will get the joke, but just in case, the above is a Glengarry Glen Ross inspired quote.

Grand Lodge

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
mdt wrote:
I'm back!!!!!

Who are you again?

-Skeld

PS: I keed. Welcome back.


Sebastian wrote:


Do all mammals look alike to you? I'm a PONY, not a horse.

Yes...Flame on B!%&+!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Mr.Fishy wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


Do all mammals look alike to you? I'm a PONY, not a horse.

Yes...Flame on b*!*!!

Mr.Fishy, you're good...uh...people? Why aren't you on my enemies list? I must rectify that...

Liberty's Edge

I thought you guys were just part of one bigger guy's multiple personality disorder.


Eat seal and die bird! Tier Fishy Air Breathers!!!!


"M got paid good money?" WTF? I'm guessing you'll just say the check's in the mail. I need that money to renew my subscription to Napalm of the Month Club.

Liberty's Edge

Mr.Fishy wrote:
Eat seal and die bird! Tier Fishy Air Breathers!!!!

Mmmm, seal.


Save a fishy! Club a seal!

Save a horse! Walk you fat lazy bastard!

Save a bird stop feeding them alka seltzer!

Liberty's Edge

I pooped on your car.


Studpuffin wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Eat seal and die bird! Tier Fishy Air Breathers!!!!
Mmmm, seal.

The other red meat.


Studpuffin wrote:
I pooped on your car.

YOU!...where? Mr. Fishy looked he can't tell the difference. Wait! no that's seal chunk. Damn brakes are going to cause Mr. Fishy to kill/maim someone.

What we're we talking about?


Curses foiled again!

.....I mean welcome back mdt! <.< >.> <.<


Mr.Fishy wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


Do all mammals look alike to you? I'm a PONY, not a horse.

Yes...Blame on b@!!*!

YOU CALLED!!!!!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Blame On! wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


Do all mammals look alike to you? I'm a PONY, not a horse.

Yes...Blame on b@!!*!
YOU CALLED!!!!!

Should you be applied directly to head?


Blame on looks dirty


Sebastian wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


Do all mammals look alike to you? I'm a PONY, not a horse.

Yes...Blame on b@!!*!
YOU CALLED!!!!!
Should you be applied directly to head?

Repeatedly

BLAME ON
BLAME ON
BLAME ON

Get it in your pharmacy counter!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Uh-oh. I did it wrong. I burst into flames and gained the power of flight...

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Uh-oh. I did it wrong. I burst into flames and gained the power of flight...

Hey, watch where you're flying buddy!

*gives Sebastian the middle feather*


>Flips the fin< Damn Fly Flaming horses...are horse suppose to flame and fly like that it seems unsafe like the thread could catch fire and burn all the air brea...GO DEATH HORSE GO!!!


mdt wrote:

I'm back!!!!!

LOL

The move is over, and I'm finally mostly settled. Been a long two months, lots of relatives having heart attacks or strokes (wow, those things come in batches it seems!). But everyone came through them fine. And neither me nor my wife self destructed after the move to TX. So, I'm finally back. You can start your flaming any time now. :)

Welcome back!

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Congrats on completing your move, mdt! My wife grew up in Round Rock and her parents still live there. Maybe we'll head out your way, sometime.

The Exchange

Sebastian wrote:
Uh-oh. I did it wrong. I burst into flames and gained the power of flight...

Hey, I think it is time for you to go fishing!!!


Bring on the flames Mr. Fishy is cold.


I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.

We're half-way. They should move here.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Treppa wrote:
I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.

Split the difference and commute to each?


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.
We're half-way. They should move here.

I doubt Mr. Fishy would want to live in the Mississippi River. The pony would be shot during deer season.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.
We're half-way. They should move here.
I doubt Mr. Fishy would want to live in the Mississippi River. The pony would be shot during deer season.

We should move to Cancun. I'm sure they'll come game with us there.


Treppa wrote:
I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.

Ride Sebastian to Florida he flys now. Wait that's dirty...damn.

The Mississippi River is brown that's not a good color for water.

Cancun? Pick Mr. Fishy up.

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
I can't decide whether to move to Florida to game with Mr. Fishy or move to San Diego to game with Sebastian. Or maybe both.
We're half-way. They should move here.
I doubt Mr. Fishy would want to live in the Mississippi River. The pony would be shot during deer season.
We should move to Cancun. I'm sure they'll come game with us there.

If there's hookers and blow, you know Sebastian will be there.


Hookers and blow! [what the hell is blow]

Pick Mr. Fishy up.

Liberty's Edge

Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hookers and blow! [what the hell is blow]

Pick Mr. Fishy up.

From what I can ascertain, it's made of sparkle unicorn farts.

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