BANNED!

[SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.]

Tirq is banned for not getting a haircut and not mowing the lawn

[Bergi Kauflebaum]

Mr. Disappoint is banned for being a trope.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Bergi Kauflebaum is banned for recognizing a trope when she sees one.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

And gran rey de los stereo is banned so I can be nekkid again.

[The Elusive Trout]

gran rey de los nekkid is banned for making me believe he could speak spanish.

[gran rey de los stereo]

The Elusive Trout is banned for being easily misled.

[The Elusive Trout]

gran rey de los stereo is also banned because his legs are stupid.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

The Elusive Trout is banned for leg envy.

[The Elusive Trout]

gran rey de los surround sound is banned for not being nicer about this.

[gran rey de los everything]

The Elusive Trout is banned because I am rarely nice. I just sometimes pretend to be nice.

[The Elusive Trout]

gran rey de los everything is banned for being generally disagreeable.

[gran rey de los everything]

The Elusive Trout is banned because I disagree.

[Tirq]

gran rey de los everything is banned because He disagrees with The Elusive Trout.

[DJ-Bogie]

Tirq is banned for assuming anyone needs to agree with the Trout.

[gran rey de los bacon]

DJ-Bogie is banned for looking at my bacon.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gran Rey is banned for being a meat-eater.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Quiche Lisp is banned for being carnaphobic!

[Quiche Lisp]

DJEternalDarkness is cast back in the hungry Void for using fancy words.

[gran rey de los everything]

Quiche Lisp is banned for looking like a Romulan Don Freakin' Rickles.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los blah blah blah is banned because typing out all those words just takes time.

[Mark Hoover]

DJED is banned because akronyms are easy

[zylphryx]

Mark Hoover entered the mystical post number since I last entered this thread and is hereby banned.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

zylphryx is banned because I didn't ban anyone yesterday.

[David Manning, Movie Critic]

The V.C. O'Bee is banned for getting the Black Beast of Arrrggghhh lost in the Caves of Caerbannog. Everyone knows you are supposed to take the left turn at Albuquerque.

[Schism]

The Critic is banned for panning.

[Sharktopus!]

SHARKTOPUS ATTACK!!!

All are banned to my toothy maw!!! OMNOMNOM!!!

(I am an Omnomnivore....)

[Midgard Serpent]

Shark meat is banned for barely being a bite.

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

Sharktopus is banned for making us have to get a bigger boat.

Midgard Serpant is banned for stepping on my ban. Don't make me sic Rikki Tikki Tavi on your butt.

[Kavren Stark]

Celestial Thaumoctopus is banned for having more tentacles than a Hentai convention.

[Midnight_Angel]

Kavren Stark is banned for admitting to being knowledgeable of Hentai conventions.

[The Elusive Trout]

Mindnight Angel is banned for burning scrambled eggs.

[Mark Hoover]

The Elusive Trout is banned for not liking burned things

[DJ-Bogie]

Mark is banned for promoting Cajun Blackened Trout.

[The Elusive Trout]

DJ-Bogie is banned for making me hungry.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

The Elusive Trout is banned for not being a salmon.

[Tirq]

TVCoB is banned for being an Angry Bird.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Tirq is banned for thinking I'm a pig-hater. I luv bacon!

[Tirq]

TVCoB is banned for thinking I'm a pork-loathing-apricot.

[The Elusive Trout]

Tirq is banned for being just an apricot, then.

[Signore di Fortuna]

The Elusive Trout is banned for being a peach. Wait, what?

[Tirq]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for being a Tuna, and not a fruit.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Tirq is banned for treading in dangerous double entendre territory.

[Tirq]

TVCoB is banned for talking non-sense to a non-sensical guy.

[Tiyan Brindle]

Tirq is banned for being blatantly whimsical

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Tirq is banned for clearly not understanding the laws of cancellation. If I speak nonsense and you are nonsensical, therefore what I say must make sense to you.

EDIT: Tiyan is banned for being a non-stealthy ninja.

[DJ-Bogie]

Chicken is banned for being ninja'd by Brindle-Fly.

[Quiche Lisp]

DJ-Bogie is banned for his insensitive remarks.

And the Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned too, because it's wicked fun to ban back in time.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Quiche Lisp is banned for egging those guys on.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for not bringing the bacon to go with the eggs.

[Mark Hoover]

Gran is banned for SCRAMBLING the issue