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Most potions come from Magic Superstores, anyway, where they'd obviously be labeled.


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I just created a potion of unknown effect. You want me to waste a label on it, Mairkurion? Seriously? Paper ain't cheap in dragon land, baby. It's not like you can find a Ye Olde P-touch 'round here.
Just get a stylus and scratch it on the glass or pottery, ya filthy animal,
Sure, these big paws make scribing a breeze. Can I serenade you with Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 while I'm at it?

That'd be real fine, Mr. the Jade. Real fine. Just don't sing along.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
It's not just a monkey. It's a monkey wrapped in plastic! It's a big difference.

Really?

Cool!

How big is the monkey? Does it come with a foil hat of its own?

No!

I must resist the seduction of the of the plastic wrapped tinfoil monkey hat trap thing!

In fact, you have one within the contents ... of your wallet.

???

Driver's license.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Quick story about m&ms...

** spoiler omitted **

That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?
C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?

O_o

Your kidding right??

When the amigos say a dirty joke at work, I have them follow it up with "I just said an Urizen!!!!!"

You actually utter my alias at your workplace? Really?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I just created a potion of unknown effect. You want me to waste a label on it, Mairkurion? Seriously? Paper ain't cheap in dragon land, baby. It's not like you can find a Ye Olde P-touch 'round here.
Just get a stylus and scratch it on the glass or pottery, ya filthy animal,
Sure, these big paws make scribing a breeze. Can I serenade you with Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 while I'm at it?
That'd be real fine, Mr. the Jade. Real fine. Just don't sing along.

Can you tell it's dry in Dallas?


Woodraven wrote:
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332

Turning japanese?


Celestial Healer wrote:
We average 92 inches a year. You should just come here.

Sounds painful.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I just created a potion of unknown effect. You want me to waste a label on it, Mairkurion? Seriously? Paper ain't cheap in dragon land, baby. It's not like you can find a Ye Olde P-touch 'round here.
Just get a stylus and scratch it on the glass or pottery, ya filthy animal,
Sure, these big paws make scribing a breeze. Can I serenade you with Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 while I'm at it?
That'd be real fine, Mr. the Jade. Real fine. Just don't sing along.
Can you tell it's dry in Dallas?

From where I'm sitting, it's getting drier every minute.

The Exchange

Jess Door wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

Deep melancholic sigh...

Just skimmed SIX pages of FAWTL. One of the disadvantages of being employed full time.
...

Not that I'm complaining exactly. I actually love my new job. :-D

Yay for new jobs!

Indeed.

The Exchange

I miss potion miscibility.


Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
I miss potion miscibility.

Linkified for those that don't have the originals.


The Jade wrote:
Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.

Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.
Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.

Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.
Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.

Spoiler tags are great for that.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
I miss potion miscibility.
Linkified for those that don't have the originals.

I remember that. Scary concept, especially for an Alchemist.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.
Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.
Spoiler tags are great for that.

Spoiler:
. <- microdot telling you a funny story about a funny thing. Oh, fun!

Spoiler:
MY RIBS!

The Exchange

The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.
Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.
Spoiler tags are great for that.
** spoiler omitted **

I need a new set of glasses.


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.
Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.
Spoiler tags are great for that.
** spoiler omitted **
I need a new set of glasses.

Comin' right up.

Oh... not what you meant?


Sweet! I have PDF!

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
I miss potion miscibility.
Linkified for those that don't have the originals.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I had no idea that had made jump to 3.5. (Hmmm....)


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
I miss potion miscibility.
Linkified for those that don't have the originals.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I had no idea that had made jump to 3.5. (Hmmm....)

You're welcome m' good sir!

COOL STAT I JUST HEARD:

In 79 episodes, Capt. Kirk got in 83 fist-fights, 4 of which resulted in fatalities.

The Exchange

Ok. So, in our Kingmaker campaign we are getting close to entering the 'kindom building' bits. I had what I thought was a great idea for our first settlement, but have been shot down by every single person who has commented on it. I submit for FAWTL's consideration:

Minor KM spoiler:
It seemed to me that it would be great fun to rebuild the Staglord's Fort as our first town. (I think this part is a given, but the naming of said town...) I wanted to change the name to Staglord's Folly. Reflecting of course the fact that the SL thought he had a strong base and could stand up to us... Makes perfect sense to me and it's not exactly an original idea, but NOONE else in the group like it. What say ye all?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

COOL STAT I JUST HEARD:

In 79 episodes, Capt. Kirk got in 83 fist-fights, 4 of which resulted in fatalities.

Bulmahn posted THIS on Facebook yesterday...


It's good to be the Captain.


Urizen wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332
Turning japanese?

???????

The Exchange

Woodraven wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332
Turning japanese?
???????

Turning Japanese

I think I am turning Japanese
I think I am turning Japanese
I really think so....


WITH THE LADIES

Kirk........79 Episodes..21 Ladies
Picard..178 Episodes...8 Ladies

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

WITH THE LADIES

Kirk........79 Episodes..21 Ladies
Picard..178 Episodes...8 Ladies

Where are you getting your Star Trek facts at?


Bio HD documentary.

Hey, I'm having another brain moment. The 12-sided dice is the dodecahedron. What's the 20-sided dice?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Bio HD documentary.

Hey, I'm having another brain moment. The 12 sided dice is dodecahedron. What's the 20 sided dice?

Icosahedron.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Bio HD documentary.

Hey, I'm having another brain moment. The 12-sided dice is the dodecahedron. What's the 20-sided dice?

icosahedron

The Exchange

its a wolf ninja


Crimson Jester wrote:
its a wolf ninja

Roof!

[smokecloud]Poof![/smoke cloud]

Liberty's Edge

I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.

Spoiler:
I f%#*ing hate nights like this. I lie down in bed, and for no reason at all, my heart starts beating like a rabbit's. I try to sleep, but all my thoughts start going into bad places, and all the while, I can hear my heartbeat spiraling up and up and up. I get up and walk around, take an over-the-counter sleep aid to try and make the panic attack stop, but it doesn't work. About the time that I start composing a suicide note in my head *just in case*, I realize that I'm not going to sleep tonight. This happens at least once a week.

Time to grab a trash can for when I eventually vomit from nerves, turn on South Park, and try not to think too hard.

Scarab Sages

staggers through thread looking for some breakfast

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Quick story about m&ms...

** spoiler omitted **

That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?
C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?

O_o

Your kidding right??

When the amigos say a dirty joke at work, I have them follow it up with "I just said an Urizen!!!!!"

You actually utter my alias at your workplace? Really?

Yes. They have no idea WTH it means, but they say it. ;)

Dark Archive

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.

** spoiler omitted **

SHINY:

Spoiler:
Well, you're getting advise. It sounds like the same thing I have. Go see a doctor. Otherwise it will get worse and worse.
Scarab Sages

Mac Boyce wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.

** spoiler omitted **

SHINY: ** spoiler omitted **

What he said Shiny!

Liberty's Edge

Regarding the labeling of potions:

If you *did* label a potion as a "Potion of Cure Serious Wounds" how do think the PCs would react? Would they trust the label or would they think an evil wizard was trying to poison them?

Paranoia is fun...

Oh, and Merry Christmas

Dark Archive

RE Potions: When I DM, if the PC's ID a potion, they will then know it from now on. Especially when they start to hit higher levels.

SHINY:

Spoiler:
I'm serious. My condition is VERY serious. Without my meds, there was/is a very good chance I could/can die in the middle of the night. Get to a doctor. At the best, they'll tell you that you're stressed and give you some relaxers. Go. Or I'll tell Solnes and Lynora to HOUND you until you do. ;)


Moff Rimmer wrote:

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HOGGING ALL THE SNOW?!?!

Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.

Clearly this "Colorado" must burn for it's anti-snow heresy.


Woodraven wrote:
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332

beats sword on shield HUZZAH!!!

I'll be doing martial arts once every other monday from now on as well.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HOGGING ALL THE SNOW?!?!

Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.

Agreed, Moff. And what about us poor snow-deprived Texans? We'd like a White Christmas. ;-)
You can have my snow!
Facebook hates me! Freehold is right!

I'm having this put on a shirt.

Silver Crusade

Mac Boyce wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.

** spoiler omitted **

SHINY: ** spoiler omitted **

Shiny:

Spoiler:
My partner has panic disorder and has similar nights. As Mac said, though, get an evaluation for anything medical. If it's not that, though, and it's something psychiatric (panic attacks), a therapist may be able to help with coping mechanisms and relaxation techniques. Get checked out medically first though.

Silver Crusade

Urizen wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
We average 92 inches a year. You should just come here.
Sounds painful.

That's what she said.

Dark Archive

Celestial Healer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
We average 92 inches a year. You should just come here.
Sounds painful.
That's what she said.

You said that about your mom....

drops the mic


Urizen wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332
Turning japanese?

If this was true, most of us would look like the D&D characters we played IRL.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Regarding the labeling of potions:

If you *did* label a potion as a "Potion of Cure Serious Wounds" how do think the PCs would react? Would they trust the label or would they think an evil wizard was trying to poison them?

Paranoia is fun...

Oh, and Merry Christmas

The bard(its always the bard) did that with his wands in a recent game. The wand of cure light wounds almost killed a larcenous NPC...

[EDIT] Nekkid Bard douchery for TOP!!!!

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