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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sure, these big paws make scribing a breeze. Can I serenade you with Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 while I'm at it?The Jade wrote:I just created a potion of unknown effect. You want me to waste a label on it, Mairkurion? Seriously? Paper ain't cheap in dragon land, baby. It's not like you can find a Ye Olde P-touch 'round here.Just get a stylus and scratch it on the glass or pottery, ya filthy animal,
That'd be real fine, Mr. the Jade. Real fine. Just don't sing along.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:In fact, you have one within the contents ... of your wallet.Urizen wrote:It's not just a monkey. It's a monkey wrapped in plastic! It's a big difference.Really?
Cool!
How big is the monkey? Does it come with a foil hat of its own?
No!
I must resist the seduction of the of the plastic wrapped tinfoil monkey hat trap thing!
???
Driver's license.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:taig wrote:C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?Moff Rimmer wrote:That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?Quick story about m&ms...
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O_o
Your kidding right??
When the amigos say a dirty joke at work, I have them follow it up with "I just said an Urizen!!!!!"
You actually utter my alias at your workplace? Really?

Spanky the Leprechaun |

The Jade wrote:That'd be real fine, Mr. the Jade. Real fine. Just don't sing along.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sure, these big paws make scribing a breeze. Can I serenade you with Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 while I'm at it?The Jade wrote:I just created a potion of unknown effect. You want me to waste a label on it, Mairkurion? Seriously? Paper ain't cheap in dragon land, baby. It's not like you can find a Ye Olde P-touch 'round here.Just get a stylus and scratch it on the glass or pottery, ya filthy animal,
Can you tell it's dry in Dallas?

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Can you tell it's dry in Dallas?The Jade wrote:That'd be real fine, Mr. the Jade. Real fine. Just don't sing along.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sure, these big paws make scribing a breeze. Can I serenade you with Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 while I'm at it?The Jade wrote:I just created a potion of unknown effect. You want me to waste a label on it, Mairkurion? Seriously? Paper ain't cheap in dragon land, baby. It's not like you can find a Ye Olde P-touch 'round here.Just get a stylus and scratch it on the glass or pottery, ya filthy animal,
From where I'm sitting, it's getting drier every minute.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.The Jade wrote:Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
Spoiler tags are great for that.

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Wolfthulhu wrote:I miss potion miscibility.Linkified for those that don't have the originals.
I remember that. Scary concept, especially for an Alchemist.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Spoiler tags are great for that.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.The Jade wrote:Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:** spoiler omitted **The Jade wrote:Spoiler tags are great for that.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.The Jade wrote:Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
I need a new set of glasses.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:I need a new set of glasses.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:** spoiler omitted **The Jade wrote:Spoiler tags are great for that.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Forgive me, I forgot to put a label on the deleted joke.The Jade wrote:Post removed for exceptionally poor, completely accidental timing. Egad. It's all fun and games until you drive everyone into a telephone pole.Well, now I'm sorry I didn't see it.
Oh... not what you meant?

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Wolfthulhu wrote:I miss potion miscibility.Linkified for those that don't have the originals.
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
I had no idea that had made jump to 3.5. (Hmmm....)

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Wolfthulhu wrote:I miss potion miscibility.Linkified for those that don't have the originals.You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
I had no idea that had made jump to 3.5. (Hmmm....)
You're welcome m' good sir!
COOL STAT I JUST HEARD:
In 79 episodes, Capt. Kirk got in 83 fist-fights, 4 of which resulted in fatalities.

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Ok. So, in our Kingmaker campaign we are getting close to entering the 'kindom building' bits. I had what I thought was a great idea for our first settlement, but have been shot down by every single person who has commented on it. I submit for FAWTL's consideration:

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I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.
Time to grab a trash can for when I eventually vomit from nerves, turn on South Park, and try not to think too hard.

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Mac Boyce wrote:You actually utter my alias at your workplace? Really?Urizen wrote:taig wrote:C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?Moff Rimmer wrote:That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?Quick story about m&ms...
** spoiler omitted **
O_o
Your kidding right??
When the amigos say a dirty joke at work, I have them follow it up with "I just said an Urizen!!!!!"
Yes. They have no idea WTH it means, but they say it. ;)

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I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.
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SHINY:

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:SHINY: ** spoiler omitted **I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.
** spoiler omitted **
What he said Shiny!

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Regarding the labeling of potions:
If you *did* label a potion as a "Potion of Cure Serious Wounds" how do think the PCs would react? Would they trust the label or would they think an evil wizard was trying to poison them?
Paranoia is fun...
Oh, and Merry Christmas

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RE Potions: When I DM, if the PC's ID a potion, they will then know it from now on. Especially when they start to hit higher levels.
SHINY:

Freehold DM |

Jyu1ch1 wrote:Facebook hates me! Freehold is right!Mairkurion {tm} wrote:You can have my snow!Moff Rimmer wrote:Agreed, Moff. And what about us poor snow-deprived Texans? We'd like a White Christmas. ;-)WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HOGGING ALL THE SNOW?!?!
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
I'm having this put on a shirt.

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:SHINY: ** spoiler omitted **I couldn't think of any other place to post this, and I need to get it out of my system. Seriously, I don't want advice here. Spoilered so as not to break the mood of fun and happiness.
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Shiny:

Freehold DM |

Regarding the labeling of potions:
If you *did* label a potion as a "Potion of Cure Serious Wounds" how do think the PCs would react? Would they trust the label or would they think an evil wizard was trying to poison them?
Paranoia is fun...
Oh, and Merry Christmas
The bard(its always the bard) did that with his wands in a recent game. The wand of cure light wounds almost killed a larcenous NPC...
[EDIT] Nekkid Bard douchery for TOP!!!!