The Haiku Game

[The Jade]

Dick Cheney's sex tape?
You think that's bad? That ain't bad
I've seen half-orcs mate

[waltero]

I've seen half-orcs mate
I've worked with half-orcs buddy
You're no half-orc pal!

[underling]

you're no half-orc pal
I see right through your glamour
illithid salesman

[The Jade]

Illithid salesman
You just know I can't turn down
Gray matter buffets

[waltero]

Gray matter buffets
Cue Aberzombie. Mmmmmmm.... brains
Thems good eatin'.

[Crimson Jester]

Thems good eatin'

like an all day buffet plate

I can go back again

[The Jade]

I can go back again
But though Newark has its charms
I'm tired of stab wounds

[TheChozyn]

I'm tired of stab wounds
I'm going to have to stop
Playing with these knives

[Celestial Healer]

Playing with these knives
Is not nearly as fun as
Playing with myself

[The Jade]

Playing with myself
As the sole competitor
Why aren't I winning?!

[TheChozyn]

Why aren't I winning!?
I have rolled the best Munchkin
Must be the DM

[The Jade]

Must be the DM
Must replace this railroader
Let the story breathe!

[TheChozyn]

Let the story breathe
It must flow naturally
Then we dam it up

[The Jade]

Then we dam it up
Then we build a waterwheel
That's the gist of grist

[drunken_nomad]

Thats the gist of the grist
The flagon with the dragon
On the solid rock

[TheChozyn]

On the solid rock
The is the one way I roll
Rainbow in the Dark

[Celestial Healer]

Rainbow in the Dark
That band was way better than
Fat Clowns Who Eat Kids

[TheChozyn]

Fat clowns who eat kids
Have trouble getting bookings
For children's birthdays

[The Jade]

For children's birthdays
Nothing says fun like ponies
Kids can't joust for s#%t!

[Charlie Bell]

Kids can't joust for s#%t!
But neither can a fighter
Without spending feats

[TheChozyn]

Without spending feats
My character is munchkin
We need a new word

[Charles Scholz]

We need a new word
That is the same as awesome
That word is Paizo

[drunken_nomad]

Charles wins the thread!

[Charlie Bell]

We need a new word
For a spell-slinging warrior;
Anything but gish

EDIT: DAMMIT NINJAD

[The Jade]

That word is Paizo
It's Greek for "to play" you know?
That's its proviso

[TheChozyn]

That's its proviso
I'm not quite sure what that means
Dictionary please

[TheChozyn]

Dictionary please
I need to look up the term
Elementary

[The Jade]

Elementary
My dear Watson or a school?
Wheel of fortune's on

[Charlie Bell]

Wheel of Fortune's on
Your Paizo haiku also rhymed
This haiku doesn't

[Charlie Bell]

This haiku doesn't
Have anything to do with
That game show, either

[TheChozyn]

That game show, either
Is a hard first line to use
Try something easy

[The Jade]

Try something easy
I thought the very same thing
When I saw that line

[Prince That Howls]

The Jade wrote:

Try something easy

I thought the very same thing
When I saw that line

When I saw that line

I wanted to sit and cry
Damn the D.M.V.

[Haiku Monster]

Prince That Howls wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Try something easy

I thought the very same thing
When I saw that line

When I saw that line

I wanted to sit and cry
Damn the D.M.V.

Damn the D.M.V.

Too many people, no damn clerks
The wait is like sharp pain

[The Jade]

The wait, like sharp pain
The waiters, even moreso
This eatery sucks

[Charlie Bell]

This eatery sucks
But it's better than the crap
I'd have made myself

[there, that should be easy :p]

[waltero]

I'd have made myself
A bed to sleep in, but a
Sandwich is better.

[TheChozyn]

Sandwich is better
Is it which sand is better?
Maybe a Sand Witch

[Celestial Healer]

Maybe a Sand Witch
Would have some tips to deal with
The sand in my shorts

[Prince That Howls]

The sand in my shorts
Confuses me to no end
I’m not at the beach

[Charlie Bell]

The sand in my shorts
Is chafing all around my
Unmentionables

[EDIT: ninjad :(]

[TheChozyn]

I'm not at the beach
These aren't just any white sands
Please, say no to snow!

[Prince That Howls]

Charlie Bell wrote:

The sand in my shorts

Is chafing all around my
Unmentionables

[EDIT: ninjad :(]

I like yours better.

[The Jade]

Please, say no to snow!
No more oh god of weather!
Can't dig my car out

[Charlie Bell]

Prince That Howls wrote:

I like yours better.

I'm quite fond of my own unmentionables, too. O wait nvm, you meant the haiku... Srsly though I liked yours better. Il miglior fabbro.

Can't dig my car out
Can't dig this modern jazz scene
Can dig it's Friday

[Haiku Monster]

Charlie Bell wrote:

Can't dig my car out
Can't dig this modern jazz scene
Can dig it's Friday

Can dig it's Friday

My last try had extra sounds
This time is better

[TheChozyn]

This time is better
That old time Rock and Roll feel
Has no time at all

[The Jade]

Has no time at all
Been as absurd as our own?
This world has gone mad