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Scarab Sages

The meds work too well
I MUST obey Nurse Ratched
I'll get a fruit cup

Scarab Sages

I'll get a fruit cup
You can bring some Nutella
Man I love potlucks


Man I love potlucks
Family, shared dish to eat
Green bean casserole


"The meds work too well"
isn't a line heard a lot -
who wants to despair?

Scarab Sages

green bean casserole,
turkey, ham, lime squares and more
I love Dad's cooking.


I love dads cooking
seared over an open flame
mostly fatty meat

Scarab Sages

Mostly fatty meat
Makes for some good burritos
Let's add some sour cream

Liberty's Edge

Let's add some sour cream.
So you guys get what you want.
Majority rule.


Majority rule.
Measurements are revolting!
Dumb metric system.


Dumb metric system -
is it liter or litre
up in Canada?

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Up in Canada
What is happening there Eh?
Take off you Hoser.


Take off you Hoser
Its a beauty way to go
Geddy Lee on bass


Geddy Lee on bass
and Bob and Doug McKenzie
in the Great White North.

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In the Great White North
two brothers standing tall for
whats important. BEER.

Scarab Sages

What's important? Beer
I got the hookup downstairs
My own recipe


My own recipe
has kimchee and asbestos
if you're feeling strong

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if your feeling strong
the bulls strength must be working
roll bend bars/lift gates

Scarab Sages

"Roll...bend...bars...lift Gates...
Bite my shiny metal ass!"
A Day In The Life

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A Day in the Life
Sleep. Breath. Kill. Eat paladin.
Rollover repeat


Rollover repeat
Classic marathon of words
Haiku never stop


Haiku ! Never stop
You're making me laugh loud
Such a balm this day


Such a balm this day
Simple word, simple pleasure
Like a warm blanket

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like a warm blanket
the body swaddled inside
need an alibi

Scarab Sages

need an alibi
got a body in the trunk
here, take the car keys

Scarab Sages

"Here, take the car keys!"
Mothers Against Drunk Driving
on Opposite Day


on opposite day
the ones who watch the watchmen
get introspective

Scarab Sages

get introspective
if you are not already
Power lies within

Liberty's Edge

Power lies within
but can only be coaxed by
placebo effect.

Scarab Sages

placebo effect
please, have a magic feather
you can fly, Dumbo!

Liberty's Edge

You vsn fly, Dumbo
It probably has to do with
your freakish large ears.


your freakish large ears
turn me on, said Diana.
Birds love English blokes.

Scarab Sages

birds love English blokes
they flocked to Alfred Hitchcock
...is that how he died?


is that how he died?
Wrench, candlestick, or lead pipe
I feel like Mustard.

Scarab Sages

I feel like mustard
Maybe some cheese and ketchup
No, not the pickles

Scarab Sages

"No, not the pickles!
Anything but the PICKLES!"
one weird torturer

Scarab Sages

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one weird torturer
whispered to his victim "I'm
not wearing undies."

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not wearing undies
all the better to tease you
Lil Red Ridding Hood


Lil Red Riding Hood
She got so lost in the wood
Wolf was in the mood

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Wolf was in the mood
lady in heat and frisky
howllin' at the moon

Liberty's Edge

Howlin' at the moon
Afterwards I go get some food
I'm really hungry.


I'm really hungry
Those meat pies smell delicious!
Where is the poodle?


Where is the poodle ?
I want meat in my noodle
and the caboodle !

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And the caboodle
Michael Knight searches for it
Oh Kitt where are you?

Scarab Sages

Oh Kitt where are you?
Here kitty kitty kitty
Your tuna awaits.


Your tuna awaits
Oh mighty paizo cat king
Give me more APs!

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Give me more AP's
want to battle more Rune Lords
stuck on the first one


Stuck on the first one
Karzoug you cheeky bastard
That was my face, jerk!

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That was my face jerk!
Doppelgänger's quarreling
Back stabbed in the dark


Back stabbed in the dark
Quintuple damage with crit
Wheres the respawn point?

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