The Haiku Game

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

No one really cared
when Tim McVeigh killed people
Why 9-11?

[MythrilDragon]

Why 9-11
now a moment of silence
______________

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...............
*FAAAAARRRT* "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Terrence and Philip

[lucky7]

Terrence and Phillip
Are just a more crude spin off
of normal South Park

[Cuchulainn]

Of Normal, South. Park.
Those are the worst directions.
We'll never find it!

[lucky7]

"We'll never find it!"
Say married couples as they
search for happiness

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Search For A Penis
Lorena Bobbit's husband
gets his own movie

[lucky7]

Gets his own movie?
But Michael Bay won't catch on
Ridiculous thought.

[MythrilDragon]

Ridiculous thought
Star Wars Episode One needs
Jar Jar Binks. He rocks

[lucky7]

Jar Jar Binks. He rocked.
But then Yoda threw his cane
"Mesa spine broken!"

[MythrilDragon]

Mesa spine broken
sidewalk cracks are everywhere
I am not a mom.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I am not a mom
nor am I delusional
babies are ugly

[lucky7]

Babies are ugly
But you just wait a few years
it gets even worse

[MythrilDragon]

it gets even worse
Justing Beiber as Skywalker
no no No NO NO

[lucky7]

no no No NO NO!
I would have bolded that NO
But I don't know how.

[MythrilDragon]

But I don't know how
you need a book for dummies
everyone has it

[lucky7]

Everyone has it.
But then so does nobody
It's the letter E.

[MythrilDragon]

It's the letter E
squarest vowel in the bunch
it's a backwards 3

[Cuchulainn]

It's a backwards Three
Anna'D not D'Anna
Got her wires crossed

[MythrilDragon]

Got her wires crossed
cyborg meltdown occurring
see, droids are better

[lucky7]

Sea droids are better
than ordinary land ones
for Atlantis job.

[MythrilDragon]

For Atlantis job
"how long can you tread water?"
what God asked Noah

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

what God asked Noah
"Remind me of your real name?"
"I'm Utnapishtim"

[MythrilDragon]

I'm Utnapishtim
say it backwards I vanish
wait that is not me

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

wait that is not me
I'm looking in a mirror
Who the hell is that???

[MythrilDragon]

Who the hell is that???
your the real slim shady
impersonating

[Cuchulainn]

Impersonating
An impersonator of
Rich Little? Really?

[lucky7]

Rich Little? Really?
I much prefer Lich Rittle.
He's more dangerous.

[MythrilDragon]

He's more dangerous
dare to take his scooby snacks
the sky is falling

[drunken_nomad]

the sky is falling
wheels within wheels unspooling
reflect and react

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Reflect and react!
Stimulus, response! Is that
all you ever do?

[MythrilDragon]

all you ever do
Nag Nag what about my needs
show me the money

[drunken_nomad]

show me the money
ante up final showdown
its all in the cards

[lucky7]

It's all in the cards!
Inish, attack rolls and skills.
In my RPG.

[MythrilDragon]

In my RPG
min-maxers are not allowed
tell the story

[Cuchulainn]

Tell the story
The one about the monkey
It's hilarious!

[lucky7]

It's hilarious?
I never did hear that one
Can you please tell me?

[strayshift]

Can you please tell me
why all the women I love
are married to pricks?

[Cuchulainn]

"Arrr, married two pricks."
The lady pirate confessed.
"Sturdy mainmasts, both."

[MythrilDragon]

Sturdy mainmasts both
lost at sea, buried treasure
no one who can swim

[lucky7]

No one who can swim
is gonna be a pirate
cuz of the ocean

[MythrilDragon]

cuz of the ocean
tide of the beaches, in, out
so my feet got wet

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

so my feet got wet
I'm a witch, what do I care?
MELTING, WHAT A WORLD...!

[Charlie Bell]

Melting what? A world?
Sort of thing you'd expect from
A supervillain

[drunken_nomad]

A supervillain
Alone on a hill, plotting
Revenge for past slights

[MythrilDragon]

revenge for past slights
the wrath of angry people
murder for hire

[lucky7]

Murder for hire!
Just call the Red Mantis guild!
Two for one deal!

[MythrilDragon]

two for one deal
socks for the right and the left
a blue light special

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

a blue light special
the only lightbulbs I use
yellow is ugly

[lucky7]

Yellow is ugly
Only the monsters like it
and Richard Nixon