No silver arrows!
No bronzeshod spears or gold ax?
This shop sucks roc eggs
This shop sucks roc eggs
That's what we get for casting
Animate object
Animate object
Replicant cyborg lovedoll
Watch for live wire
Watch for Live Wire
It's on after Looks That Kill
Oh, the metal days
Oh, the metal days
Before all of this plastic
The world is plastic
The world is plastic
Like Barbie's bounteous bust
It's beyond all Ken
It's beyond all ken
the sadness I see in the
fish head's shriveled eye
fish head's shrivled eye
stares through cloudy broth. I hate
food that looks at me
Food that looks at me
Tastes better when it's twitching
Such rarified tastes
Such rarified tastes
Blood congealing on the plate
Bread to soak the juice
Bread to soak the juice
That's the point of a French Dip
Savor every bite
Savor every bite
Delicious, sinister thrills
Succubus nibbles
Succubus nibbles
Ohhhh, I thought you said... dear me
My ears are possessed!
My ears are possessed
The sound of rattling dice
Reverberating
Reverberating
A chamber built for echoes
Neat eat eat eat eat
"Neat eat eat eat eat?"
Srsly WTF dude?
That's how these threads die.
"That's how these threads die"
Said some half crazed madwoman
Choking her yarn ball
Choking on her yarn ball
Catwoman was neutralized
The furniture's safe
The furniture's safe
Tucked neatly 'neath the floorboards
Though I miss my couch
Though I miss my couch
Not as much as my love seat
I'm a romantic
I'm a romantic
"What I Like About You" is
My source of income
My source of income
Requires attack rolls and saves,
Not Profession checks.
Knot profession Czechs
Wrapped up the Prague Rodeo
Ropin' n' Ridin'
Ropin' n' Ridin'
Is a poor philosophy
For genteel first dates
For genteel first dates
A lady never kisses
...the gentleman's [bleep]!
The gentleman's bleep
Made the headlines in ol' Greece
Got caught in a sheep
Got caught in a sheep...
Ha! Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Sheep can hear zippers!
Sheep can hear zippers!
Apes can wear ruby slippers!
Seals can bare flippers!
Seals can bare flippers
Whenever they're out clubbing
The polar bears all!
The polar bear's all
outta whack in the machine
gimme my quarter
Gimme my quarter
Your dog looks pleased with my work
And I need bus fare
Oh, so I guess I'm the only one who's ever pleasured dogs for quarters down at the bus station? Snobs!
And I need bus fare
If I don't get out of Dodge
They'll pelt me with balls
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They'll pelt me with balls
Big round steel one with many spikes
Piercing bludgeoning.
Piercing Bludgeoning,
I'm listing the damage types.
Slashing, Divine, and...
Slashing, Divine, and...
Your dress is just fabulous
You are fierce, sister!
"You are fierce, sister!"
Said the Fury to her twin.
"Duh," was her reply.
"Duh," was her reply
On the job application
When asked for her sex
When asked for her sex
She detached King Missile-style
And went to SoHo
And went to SoHo
To join forces with Lobo
Looks like a no go
Looks like a "no go"
If the sale is a "BO GO"
My stick's a Pogo
My stick's a Pogo
Like to scarf down dem Ho-Ho's
Tastes just like cocoa
Tastes just like cocoa
My bank roll drew the Po Po
Bittersweet no no
Bittersweet "No, no..."
Could turn into a "YES! YES!"
Just try this new pill!
Just try this new pill!
It makes you larger and small
What the Dormouse said
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"What the Dormouse Said"
A line from "White Rabbit" by
Jefferson Airplane
Jefferson airplane?!
HA! Back in my day it was
Jefferson Balloon!
Jefferson Balloon!
He watched the Mongolfier
Take off in Paris
"Take Off in Paris"
Name for a stewardess-themed
Strip club at de Gaulle
Strip club at de Gaulle
Bears the flensing enhancement
A sadistic swing
Takes a bow. Thanks, Charlie!
A sadistic swing
Sentient playground equipment
In the works of King
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