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Celestial Healer wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Hmm. But I'm clearly a mammal despite my wings. A platypus egg, perhaps?Treppa wrote:Did CH hatch from an egg if he has wings? I did.Celestial Healer wrote:My partner and a friend of ours are going to the zoo this afternoon. I want to go to the zoo. :(Maybe you can go on some special day. Maybe Thursday?? That's some sort of special day, right? Hmmmmmm????What makes you clearly a mammal? All of the differentiating features between mammals and birds are either reproductive in nature (e.g., mammary glands, giving live birth, etc, which can't be determined given you are a male of the species) or relating to internal anatomy (e.g., mammals have solid bones, birds have hollow bones).
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.
Can't you just take it on faith? :)

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Sebastian wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Hmm. But I'm clearly a mammal despite my wings. A platypus egg, perhaps?Treppa wrote:Did CH hatch from an egg if he has wings? I did.Celestial Healer wrote:My partner and a friend of ours are going to the zoo this afternoon. I want to go to the zoo. :(Maybe you can go on some special day. Maybe Thursday?? That's some sort of special day, right? Hmmmmmm????What makes you clearly a mammal? All of the differentiating features between mammals and birds are either reproductive in nature (e.g., mammary glands, giving live birth, etc, which can't be determined given you are a male of the species) or relating to internal anatomy (e.g., mammals have solid bones, birds have hollow bones).
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.
Can't you just take it on faith? :)
If he put it on his census forms, that's good enough for me.

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taig wrote:I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.Sebastian wrote:
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.Can't you just take it on faith? :)
This is why I love Sebastian. He's a real boy scout.
Edit: To clarify, it's because he's prepared.

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taig wrote:I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.Sebastian wrote:
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.Can't you just take it on faith? :)
No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.
So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.

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Sebastian wrote:taig wrote:I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.Sebastian wrote:
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.Can't you just take it on faith? :)
No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.
So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.
Most mammal-like of non-mammals
You're supposed to be exinct, by my estimates. :P

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Studpuffin wrote:The bowler communicates certain things to me that don't fit. The right kind of top hat would be awesome. I wouldn't go with the Lincolnian variety.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I prefer fezzes to turbans.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:I want to start dressing some kind of way that synthesizes 18th/19th C influences into my wardrobe. But I'd need money to figure that thing out and buy clothes. The question is, would the wife revolt?I suggest a turban. Nothing says 19th century like an Ottoman turban.
Edit: Treppa says it would go with the stache pretty well too!
What about a pork-pie? You could look like a carpet bagger.
Edit: Treppa says a top hat would make you look like the evil land baron.
Also, you'd need to grow mutton chops to wear a bouler hat.
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.

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Sebastian wrote:taig wrote:I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.Sebastian wrote:
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.Can't you just take it on faith? :)
No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.
So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.
I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like. Your avatar is bald and appears to be made of metal.
Hmmm...mammals definitely don't have metal skin. This only heightens the need to perform a dissection. However, it looks like we also will need a blow torch.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Sucks that you had to go through a divorce/separation especially involving kids. Those never go well.Urizen wrote:Well the current wife is new. We have only been married 2 years. Yes she was most defiantly an upgrade. Remind me to tell you sometime in the future, assuming you aren't leaving to the bar ;) about the ex. It will give you nightmares. There are reasons I have both boys.Crimson Jester wrote:Sad thing is my new wife is just a bit older then you.You got a new wife? Did you upgrade or add to the collection?
No they do not. :/

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Celestial Healer wrote:Sebastian wrote:taig wrote:I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.Sebastian wrote:
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.Can't you just take it on faith? :)
No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.
So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.
I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like. Your avatar is bald and appears to be made of metal.
Hmmm...mammals definitely don't have metal skin. This only heightens the need to perform a dissection. However, it looks like we also will need a blow torch.
Don't you have a date with a glue factory?

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Crimson Jester wrote:Urizen wrote:Well the current wife is new. We have only been married 2 years. Yes she was most defiantly an upgrade. Remind me to tell you sometime in the future, assuming you aren't leaving to the bar ;) about the ex. It will give you nightmares. There are reasons I have both boys.Crimson Jester wrote:Sad thing is my new wife is just a bit older then you.You got a new wife? Did you upgrade or add to the collection?LOL!
If I could hear on most people's phones, I would have grabbed it out of LPM's hands and spoke. A lot of people's cell phones ... I really have trouble listening with them. You can ask Woody what I thought of his phone. :P
I thought it would be hard to get you on the phone for your hearing issues. It's all good. :)

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Celestial Healer wrote:I have a plastic bag filled with glue that I like to huff, but no formal plans to tour the factory where it was made. Can you really do such a thing? I thought that was only legal in Amsterdam.
Don't you have a date with a glue factory?
Hey, whatever gets you in the door.

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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.

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Callous Jack wrote:You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.
A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.

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Sebastian wrote:A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.Callous Jack wrote:You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! <spittle>

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Studpuffin wrote:taig wrote:Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.More like Doctor WTF.
Badger's got some teeth!
that and don't let him near straight razors ;)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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Studpuffin wrote:Sebastian wrote:A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.Callous Jack wrote:You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! <spittle>
Then lie to me, badgah boy!

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Woodraven wrote:Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!Studpuffin wrote:taig wrote:Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.More like Doctor WTF.
Badger's got some teeth!
that and don't let him near straight razors ;)
I see we missed a lot at MB? PICS or it didn't happen!

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Callous Jack wrote:You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.
I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)

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I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)
Whoah...
Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)Whoah...
Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.
Don't use all at once.

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)Whoah...
Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.
Wait you live in California... Why do you need a prescription?

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)Whoah...
Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.
Umm..... I can write prescriptions for psychological drugs mostly...... maybe the oxy if you were in severe pain and in the institution I work at. Maybe then and if I can "borrow" the secure medications cabinet key. Maybe then I could do it.

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Treppa wrote:Jeremy - are you on Newfie time? 30 minutes earlier than Eastern?Yup In fact when I moved here, whenever the power went out the clocks would flash 12:30 instead of 12.
That's so awesome. I had no idea it existed until Y2K prep. We had a plant in Newfoundland which had to have special plans because it was our first plant to switch over. Oy. You poor thing!

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taig wrote:Then lie to me, badgah boy!Studpuffin wrote:Sebastian wrote:A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.Callous Jack wrote:You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! <spittle>
2 + 2 = 5?
It's the best I can do.

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taig wrote:I see we missed a lot at MB? PICS or it didn't happen!Woodraven wrote:Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!Studpuffin wrote:taig wrote:Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.Not so much like Dr. Who.More like Doctor WTF.
Badger's got some teeth!
that and don't let him near straight razors ;)
I just surprised everyone with the character I played. Shadow Butterworth got renamed as Shadow "Dex" Butterworth-Bates, by the end of the evening. Solnes' character had her hands full.

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Gooooood afternoon fAWLTY TOWERs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not much extra to add beyond what I already said earlier. I celebrated the completion of the monks by going to white castle and getting some psuedo-burger comfort food. The walk to work burned off half of that sack, and I'm hoping the walk home will burn off the other half. The only issue I'm having right now is with my laptop charger, as it seems to be on its last legs. Internet research is showing that I need to get another one, as frustrating as that may be. I'm thinking I can use one from another Thinkpad series or something to that effect, but finding even that much might be a bit of a hassle. I'm going to hit up a few shops today, but if neither Radio Shack or the rather shady place down the block has it, I'm going to have to wait a week and a half for a new 'un from either Lenovo or perhaps e-bay. Frustrating, but just another sign that the GWE!!!!! has passed. Either way I'm happy that I posted the Monks this morning when I actually had battery power.

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Sebastian wrote:Umm..... I can write prescriptions for psychological drugs mostly...... maybe the oxy if you were in severe pain and in the institution I work at. Maybe then and if I can "borrow" the secure medications cabinet key. Maybe then I could do it.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)Whoah...
Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.
Sweet. Yeah, I have severe pain. And I need the marijuana so I don't go more blind...