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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
My partner and a friend of ours are going to the zoo this afternoon. I want to go to the zoo. :(
Maybe you can go on some special day. Maybe Thursday?? That's some sort of special day, right? Hmmmmmm????
Did CH hatch from an egg if he has wings? I did.
Hmm. But I'm clearly a mammal despite my wings. A platypus egg, perhaps?

What makes you clearly a mammal? All of the differentiating features between mammals and birds are either reproductive in nature (e.g., mammary glands, giving live birth, etc, which can't be determined given you are a male of the species) or relating to internal anatomy (e.g., mammals have solid bones, birds have hollow bones).

The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
My partner and a friend of ours are going to the zoo this afternoon. I want to go to the zoo. :(
Maybe you can go on some special day. Maybe Thursday?? That's some sort of special day, right? Hmmmmmm????
Did CH hatch from an egg if he has wings? I did.
Hmm. But I'm clearly a mammal despite my wings. A platypus egg, perhaps?

What makes you clearly a mammal? All of the differentiating features between mammals and birds are either reproductive in nature (e.g., mammary glands, giving live birth, etc, which can't be determined given you are a male of the species) or relating to internal anatomy (e.g., mammals have solid bones, birds have hollow bones).

The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

If he put it on his census forms, that's good enough for me.


asking for directions for totp.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.


Sebastian wrote:
The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Zumone called me, ja? Snaps on rubber gloves and pulls chainsaw out of little black bag.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.

This is why I love Sebastian. He's a real boy scout.

Edit: To clarify, it's because he's prepared.


Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.

Yummy!

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.

No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.

So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.

No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.

So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.

Non-mammals with fur

Most mammal-like of non-mammals

You're supposed to be exinct, by my estimates. :P

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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I want to start dressing some kind of way that synthesizes 18th/19th C influences into my wardrobe. But I'd need money to figure that thing out and buy clothes. The question is, would the wife revolt?

I suggest a turban. Nothing says 19th century like an Ottoman turban.

Edit: Treppa says it would go with the stache pretty well too!

I prefer fezzes to turbans.

What about a pork-pie? You could look like a carpet bagger.

Edit: Treppa says a top hat would make you look like the evil land baron.

Also, you'd need to grow mutton chops to wear a bouler hat.

The bowler communicates certain things to me that don't fit. The right kind of top hat would be awesome. I wouldn't go with the Lincolnian variety.

So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.

No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.

So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.

I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like. Your avatar is bald and appears to be made of metal.

Hmmm...mammals definitely don't have metal skin. This only heightens the need to perform a dissection. However, it looks like we also will need a blow torch.

The Exchange

Orthos wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Sad thing is my new wife is just a bit older then you.
You got a new wife? Did you upgrade or add to the collection?
Well the current wife is new. We have only been married 2 years. Yes she was most defiantly an upgrade. Remind me to tell you sometime in the future, assuming you aren't leaving to the bar ;) about the ex. It will give you nightmares. There are reasons I have both boys.
Sucks that you had to go through a divorce/separation especially involving kids. Those never go well.

No they do not. :/

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:

I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like.

Pfah, we all know that's just hair extensions.

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


The only way to verify your mammalian status is dissection.

Can't you just take it on faith? :)

I could, but dissection would be a lot more fun. I have a rusty letter opener and some push pins ready to go.

No, all mammals have hair or fur at some stage of their life cycle. No non-mammals have hair or fur of any kind.

So you can put that rusty bonesaw away.

I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like. Your avatar is bald and appears to be made of metal.

Hmmm...mammals definitely don't have metal skin. This only heightens the need to perform a dissection. However, it looks like we also will need a blow torch.

Don't you have a date with a glue factory?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like.

Pfah, we all know that's just hair extensions.

HOW DARE YOU!

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Sad thing is my new wife is just a bit older then you.
You got a new wife? Did you upgrade or add to the collection?
Well the current wife is new. We have only been married 2 years. Yes she was most defiantly an upgrade. Remind me to tell you sometime in the future, assuming you aren't leaving to the bar ;) about the ex. It will give you nightmares. There are reasons I have both boys.

LOL!

If I could hear on most people's phones, I would have grabbed it out of LPM's hands and spoke. A lot of people's cell phones ... I really have trouble listening with them. You can ask Woody what I thought of his phone. :P

I thought it would be hard to get you on the phone for your hearing issues. It's all good. :)

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Celestial Healer wrote:


Don't you have a date with a glue factory?

I have a plastic bag filled with glue that I like to huff, but no formal plans to tour the factory where it was made. Can you really do such a thing? I thought that was only legal in Amsterdam.


Glue is yummy.

The Exchange

Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I see no fur in your avatar picture, unlike mine, which illustrates what a long, luxurious, lavendar scented mane looks like.

Pfah, we all know that's just hair extensions.
HOW DARE YOU!

Thats funny right there that is [/Larry]

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


Don't you have a date with a glue factory?
I have a plastic bag filled with glue that I like to huff, but no formal plans to tour the factory where it was made. Can you really do such a thing? I thought that was only legal in Amsterdam.

Hey, whatever gets you in the door.


Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.

Not so much like Dr. Who.

Sovereign Court

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Sovereign Court

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!


Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!

I'll bring the beer

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

More like Doctor WTF.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!

You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

More like Doctor WTF.

Insert Rimshot

Badger's got some teeth!

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.

A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.


Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

More like Doctor WTF.

Insert Rimshot

Badger's got some teeth!

that and don't let him near straight razors ;)

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.

I always knew those rumors about you actually being a carnie were true, even the part about the dwarven clowns and the giant vat of jello.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.
A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! <spittle>

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Woodraven wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

More like Doctor WTF.

Insert Rimshot

Badger's got some teeth!

that and don't let him near straight razors ;)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.
A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! <spittle>

Then lie to me, badgah boy!


taig wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

More like Doctor WTF.

Insert Rimshot

Badger's got some teeth!

that and don't let him near straight razors ;)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

I see we missed a lot at MB? PICS or it didn't happen!

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.

I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)


Outside of the gaming session, I cannot speak of anything else that may or may not have occurred at the hotel. I have theories, however.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)

Whoah...

Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.

Liberty's Edge

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Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)

Whoah...

Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.

Don't use all at once.

The Exchange

Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)

Whoah...

Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.

Wait you live in California... Why do you need a prescription?


Jeremy - are you on Newfie time? 30 minutes earlier than Eastern?

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)

Whoah...

Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.

Umm..... I can write prescriptions for psychological drugs mostly...... maybe the oxy if you were in severe pain and in the institution I work at. Maybe then and if I can "borrow" the secure medications cabinet key. Maybe then I could do it.

Silver Crusade

Treppa wrote:
Jeremy - are you on Newfie time? 30 minutes earlier than Eastern?

Newfoundland exists outside of time.

Dark Archive

Treppa wrote:
Jeremy - are you on Newfie time? 30 minutes earlier than Eastern?

Yup In fact when I moved here, whenever the power went out the clocks would flash 12:30 instead of 12.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Jeremy - are you on Newfie time? 30 minutes earlier than Eastern?
Yup In fact when I moved here, whenever the power went out the clocks would flash 12:30 instead of 12.

That's so awesome. I had no idea it existed until Y2K prep. We had a plant in Newfoundland which had to have special plans because it was our first plant to switch over. Oy. You poor thing!

RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.
Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection!
You believe everything on the internet, don't you? Mairkurion's a doctor in real life as much as I'm a lawyer in real life.
A pony lawyer? This is the kind of showboating that makes a mockery of our justice system.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! <spittle>

Then lie to me, badgah boy!

2 + 2 = 5?

It's the best I can do.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who.

More like Doctor WTF.

Insert Rimshot

Badger's got some teeth!

that and don't let him near straight razors ;)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
I see we missed a lot at MB? PICS or it didn't happen!

I just surprised everyone with the character I played. Shadow Butterworth got renamed as Shadow "Dex" Butterworth-Bates, by the end of the evening. Solnes' character had her hands full.


Gooooood afternoon fAWLTY TOWERs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not much extra to add beyond what I already said earlier. I celebrated the completion of the monks by going to white castle and getting some psuedo-burger comfort food. The walk to work burned off half of that sack, and I'm hoping the walk home will burn off the other half. The only issue I'm having right now is with my laptop charger, as it seems to be on its last legs. Internet research is showing that I need to get another one, as frustrating as that may be. I'm thinking I can use one from another Thinkpad series or something to that effect, but finding even that much might be a bit of a hassle. I'm going to hit up a few shops today, but if neither Radio Shack or the rather shady place down the block has it, I'm going to have to wait a week and a half for a new 'un from either Lenovo or perhaps e-bay. Frustrating, but just another sign that the GWE!!!!! has passed. Either way I'm happy that I posted the Monks this morning when I actually had battery power.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I may be able to help there Sebastian. I'm a psychopharmacologist in real life. So therefore I have medical training and have done some human dissections (well mostly the brain in my neurology classes) but I know how to operate a bonesaw :)

Whoah...

Seriously? Can you write prescriptions and all that? Cause I've got an acute case of whatever it is you need to have to get a perscription for marijuana, oxycotton, and nitrous oxide.

Umm..... I can write prescriptions for psychological drugs mostly...... maybe the oxy if you were in severe pain and in the institution I work at. Maybe then and if I can "borrow" the secure medications cabinet key. Maybe then I could do it.

Sweet. Yeah, I have severe pain. And I need the marijuana so I don't go more blind...

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