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Woah, dude; the filters didn't work man.....

My ears are bleeding...

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Kortz wrote:

To say you pity someone their ignorance is a way of saying that you do not fear them intellectually.

But usually if someone feels the need to say that they are not afraid of something, they actually are.

So I would see it as less of a personal attack and more of an admission of weakness.

Nice way of looking at it! If you can't say something nice, it's probably because you're ascared. ;)

Me am scared of ugly puffin-crows.

Scared like your mama...

Are you my mommy now?

*hug*

Kortz wrote:

To say you pity someone their ignorance is a way of saying that you do not fear them intellectually.

But usually if someone feels the need to say that they are not afraid of something, they actually are.

So I would see it as less of a personal attack and more of an admission of weakness.

Nice way of looking at it! If you can't say something nice, it's probably because you're ascared. ;)

Me am scared of ugly puffin-crows.

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Me am feeling derpy today. It am the berries I ate. They taste like burning...

*CHOMP*

OWWWW! Bad doggie!

Me am feeling derpy today. It am the berries I ate. They taste like burning...

Why am puffins smell funny?

Give me the Golden Child

Me?

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Why am puffins so ugly?

Dude! Puffin! He called you ugly! Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!!

You smell funny.

Why am puffins so ugly?

Me think that character am funny.

Well, am I?

I can haz Pathfinder?

Glue is yummy.

Glitter glue is yummy in my tummy!

Sebastian wrote:

Tenticles?

Learn to talk English.

What mean you?

Me fail Korean? That's unpossible!

Who can I ask for help to do proofread/edit on my writing assignments for my english class?

Me can write at English good!

I found a moonrock in my nose.

Here's the take-home assertion: good grammar and coherent prose are important, because ideas matter, and words are how we express ideas. Good text is not only a joy to read, but also a clear channel for the marketplace of ideas. Incoherent sentences and jumbled spelling are neither trend-setting nor funny. They are signs that the writer either (a) is disabled, or (b) respects neither his own opinions nor his readers.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!