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Studpuffin wrote:Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.
Sorry, but no. I pronounce the "th" in clothes too. I don't know many people who do, but it's in there.

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Gary Teter wrote:The curtains are fine, it's the carpet that doesn't match! I'm in favor of stripping the carpet out and replacing it with hardwood floors.Hey look! It's a thread nobody's using. Wonder why that is? Seems like a nice place.
But those curtains have got to go. *starts redecorating*
:)))))))

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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Sorry, but no. I pronounce the "th" in clothes too. I don't know many people who do, but it's in there.Studpuffin wrote:Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.
My mom is from Missouri, and has a few of the peculiar speech patterns from there. I still have a lot of family there, in fact.

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Crimson Jester wrote:The Kentucky Tea Party thread.Celestial Healer wrote:LINK!!!?!?!?!Callous Jack wrote:Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!Yeah, it's a good time.
Thank you CJ just noticed it.

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Studpuffin wrote:My mom is from Missouri, and has a few of the peculiar speech patterns from there. I still have a lot of family there, in fact.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:Sorry, but no. I pronounce the "th" in clothes too. I don't know many people who do, but it's in there.Studpuffin wrote:Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.
We're odd balls. Spoede (Spay-dee), Duchesne (Doo-shayn), Jungermann (Jun-ger-man)... not (Spo-ee-de), (Doo-chez-ne), or (Yun-ger-mawn). The roads are the most notorious part of our speech patterns.

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Ladies and gentleman, can there be any denying that this is still THE. GREATEST. WEEK. EVAR?!?!?!?!
After I got back from a WONDERFUL day at the park with my members, enjoying a long walk around the track under a blue sky in 80 degree weather, I noticed I had an e-mail in my inbox from my weekend/night job...here's a transcript:
"Dear Gary. Unfortunately we had to cancel your shift for saturday night...and we're putting you on an earlier shift for this evening as well. We hope this doesn't ruin your weekend plans..."
Did I mention earlier that this weekend is a PTOLUS-WEEKEND??!?! Now instead of going into Manhattan at 11 PM(thus leaving the game at 9:30 PM), I can game ALL NIGHT LONG! Add to that that this evening's shift starting(and thus ending) earlier means I can get a good night's sleep before the game! Add to THAT that my wife just texted me requesting a gallon of bleach and can of lysol spray which means SHE is cleaning tomorrow, not ME!
I said it before, and I'll say it again. Greatest. Week. EVAR!!!!!!!
Sure, I'm not partying in MB. And part of me is terrifyed that God is slipping roofies into my drink so I dont' notice what he does to my posterior next week. But it doesn't matter. What does matter is that I've finally learned to drink deeply from the cup life offers me(I think I used that saying earlier this week, if I did forgive me). See everyone..uh..maybe tomorrow? Tonight? Who knows? Keep me posted on going on in MB this week. AND MORE POWER TO YOU, FELLOW GARY!!!!beats chest and roars to the heavens
Dy-no-mite! Dy-no-mite!

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Garydee wrote:Like what? A Sooner?Callous Jack wrote:Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!*shrugs* I've been called worse.
No, nothing that bad. That's probably the worse thing you can say to me. ;) However, I think I need to stay out of the political threads. There's way too many thin-skinned people waiting to be offended by something I say.

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Callous Jack wrote:No, nothing that bad. However, I think I need to stay out of the political threads. There's way too many thin-skinned people waiting to be offended by something I say.Garydee wrote:Like what? A Sooner?Callous Jack wrote:Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!*shrugs* I've been called worse.
Probably wise all around. Or you can do like I did and go in with an alias for the express purpose of taking absolutely nothing there seriously.

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Gary Teter wrote:Say the magic word and I will always appear. Zibbity zibbity do-dah-dah-zee-bop!I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.
And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.
I can't see the word "scat" without my stomach turning. This makes it hard to talk about the musical expression of the word.

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No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!
Not even a "My Little Pony" song?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn't the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?
......................................
No sign of trouble in sight
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
May all your days be bright
May all your days be bright

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Sebastian wrote:No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!Not even a "My Little Pony" song?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn't the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?
......................................
No sign of trouble in sight
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
May all your days be bright
May all your days be bright
That's my ringtone - why would I find it insulting?

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Celestial Healer wrote:I originally read that as "in the bathroom". Yeah...I am glad I re-read that.Easter Bunny wrote:Say hello to my little friend!I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...
I am reminded of this.

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alleynbard wrote:I am reminded of this.Celestial Healer wrote:I originally read that as "in the bathroom". Yeah...I am glad I re-read that.Easter Bunny wrote:Say hello to my little friend!I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...
That was pretty funny. Though I am a little creeped out now.
More than that, I am kind of bothered by the bathroom fixation I seem to have today. I think it might me be best for me to find a new subject.

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Crimson Jester wrote:You can expect the libel complaint to be served on you in 2d4 days.Sebastian wrote:No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!ah I know one that will.
** spoiler omitted **
Btw, have you decided yet to turn your life over to Jesus. Without him there can be no salvation. You do know that evolution is a farce don't you? Children shouldn't be taught that heretical nonsense. They should be taught the Bible in school in order to discover man's true origin.