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Studpuffin wrote:


Does secret state handshake

Brother!

Hey, is Helen's Pizza still open in St. Louis?

Liberty's Edge

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.

Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.

Technically yes. However, if you lived in the southern part of the state as I did you would swear you were in the deep south.

Sovereign Court

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.

No, just Yankee wannabes.

;-)


boooooooooooooooooooooo

Liberty's Edge

Garydee wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:


Does secret state handshake

Brother!

Hey, is Helen's Pizza still open in St. Louis?

I don't think so. If it is I've never been. We still have Imo's and Cecil Whittakers though.


Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.
Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.

Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.


More Spam, anyone?

Liberty's Edge

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.
Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.
Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.

Sorry, but no. I pronounce the "th" in clothes too. I don't know many people who do, but it's in there.

Sovereign Court

appear!

The Exchange

Sara Marie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

Hey look! It's a thread nobody's using. Wonder why that is? Seems like a nice place.

But those curtains have got to go. *starts redecorating*

The curtains are fine, it's the carpet that doesn't match! I'm in favor of stripping the carpet out and replacing it with hardwood floors.

:)))))))

Sovereign Court

Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!

Silver Crusade

Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!

Yeah, it's a good time.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.
Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.

Damn due east of me. 6 hour drive.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
Yeah, it's a good time.

LINK!!!?!?!?!

Sovereign Court

Celestial Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
Yeah, it's a good time.

Too bad he didn't even understand what Garydee was getting at in his post.

Sovereign Court

Crimson Jester wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
Yeah, it's a good time.
LINK!!!?!?!?!

The Kentucky Tea Party thread.

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.
Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.
Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.
Sorry, but no. I pronounce the "th" in clothes too. I don't know many people who do, but it's in there.

My mom is from Missouri, and has a few of the peculiar speech patterns from there. I still have a lot of family there, in fact.

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
Yeah, it's a good time.
LINK!!!?!?!?!
The Kentucky Tea Party thread.

Thank you CJ just noticed it.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.
Missouruh? Never heard of it. I'm from Missouri. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a foreign devil.
Really? You're from MissourEE? I could have sworn you'd have said Mizzuruh.
Sorry, but no. I pronounce the "th" in clothes too. I don't know many people who do, but it's in there.
My mom is from Missouri, and has a few of the peculiar speech patterns from there. I still have a lot of family there, in fact.

We're odd balls. Spoede (Spay-dee), Duchesne (Doo-shayn), Jungermann (Jun-ger-man)... not (Spo-ee-de), (Doo-chez-ne), or (Yun-ger-mawn). The roads are the most notorious part of our speech patterns.


I see that the children decided to throw a party at their parents house while they were out of town.....Teeter...Sara...stay outta mommy and daddy's bed. ;)


Lunch was awesome. Drinks and fresh catch seafood out on the deck by the marshwalk. *sigh* Perfect...


Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!

*shrugs* I've been called worse.

Silver Crusade

Solnes wrote:
Lunch was awesome. Drinks and fresh catch seafood out on the deck by the marshwalk. *sigh* Perfect...

Is there still a Dick's Last Resort in MB?

Sovereign Court

Garydee wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
*shrugs* I've been called worse.

Like what? A Sooner?

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Can I haz electrum pizzes?
I miss EP

As do I.

Silver Crusade

Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
*shrugs* I've been called worse.
Like what? A Sooner?

There was the time I called him a t~%#@~~%&.


Ladies and gentleman, can there be any denying that this is still THE. GREATEST. WEEK. EVAR?!?!?!?!

After I got back from a WONDERFUL day at the park with my members, enjoying a long walk around the track under a blue sky in 80 degree weather, I noticed I had an e-mail in my inbox from my weekend/night job...here's a transcript:

"Dear Gary. Unfortunately we had to cancel your shift for saturday night...and we're putting you on an earlier shift for this evening as well. We hope this doesn't ruin your weekend plans..."

Did I mention earlier that this weekend is a PTOLUS-WEEKEND??!?! Now instead of going into Manhattan at 11 PM(thus leaving the game at 9:30 PM), I can game ALL NIGHT LONG! Add to that that this evening's shift starting(and thus ending) earlier means I can get a good night's sleep before the game! Add to THAT that my wife just texted me requesting a gallon of bleach and can of lysol spray which means SHE is cleaning tomorrow, not ME!

I said it before, and I'll say it again. Greatest. Week. EVAR!!!!!!!

Sure, I'm not partying in MB. And part of me is terrifyed that God is slipping roofies into my drink so I dont' notice what he does to my posterior next week. But it doesn't matter. What does matter is that I've finally learned to drink deeply from the cup life offers me(I think I used that saying earlier this week, if I did forgive me). See everyone..uh..maybe tomorrow? Tonight? Who knows? Keep me posted on going on in MB this week. AND MORE POWER TO YOU, FELLOW GARY!!!!beats chest and roars to the heavens
Dy-no-mite! Dy-no-mite!


Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
*shrugs* I've been called worse.
Like what? A Sooner?

No, nothing that bad. That's probably the worse thing you can say to me. ;) However, I think I need to stay out of the political threads. There's way too many thin-skinned people waiting to be offended by something I say.


Garydee wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Wow, someone got Garydee confused with Sebastian in another thread and called him asinine, righteous and dismissive!
*shrugs* I've been called worse.
Like what? A Sooner?
No, nothing that bad. However, I think I need to stay out of the political threads. There's way too many thin-skinned people waiting to be offended by something I say.

Probably wise all around. Or you can do like I did and go in with an alias for the express purpose of taking absolutely nothing there seriously.


ghost post

Sovereign Court

Garydee wrote:
There's way too many thin-skinned people waiting to be offended by something I say.

You're talking about Sebastian, right? ;-)


APPEAR

Silver Crusade

Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
There's way too many thin-skinned people waiting to be offended by something I say.
You're talking about Sebastian, right? ;-)

He cries himself to sleep, you know.

Sensitive little guy that he is...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!
I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...

I originally read that as "in the bathroom". Yeah...I am glad I re-read that.

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

Poodle.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!
Poodle.

I stand corrected.

*whimper*

Liberty's Edge

Scatbot wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

Say the magic word and I will always appear. Zibbity zibbity do-dah-dah-zee-bop!

I can't see the word "scat" without my stomach turning. This makes it hard to talk about the musical expression of the word.


Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

Not even a "My Little Pony" song?

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn't the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?
......................................
No sign of trouble in sight
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
May all your days be bright
May all your days be bright

Liberty's Edge

Spam Vendor wrote:
More Spam, anyone?

I think that turns my stomach more than scat. ;)

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Garydee wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

Not even a "My Little Pony" song?

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn't the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?
......................................
No sign of trouble in sight
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
May all your days be bright
May all your days be bright

That's my ringtone - why would I find it insulting?

Sovereign Court

gp

Silver Crusade

alleynbard wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!
I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...
I originally read that as "in the bathroom". Yeah...I am glad I re-read that.

I am reminded of this.

The Exchange

Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

ah I know one that will.

Spoiler:

Sebastian loves Easter!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Crimson Jester wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

ah I know one that will.

** spoiler omitted **

You can expect the libel complaint to be served on you in 2d4 days.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!
I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...
I originally read that as "in the bathroom". Yeah...I am glad I re-read that.
I am reminded of this.

That was pretty funny. Though I am a little creeped out now.

More than that, I am kind of bothered by the bathroom fixation I seem to have today. I think it might me be best for me to find a new subject.

Silver Crusade

Weekend is almost here...


Sebastian wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
No insults can penetrate my skintanium armor!

ah I know one that will.

** spoiler omitted **

You can expect the libel complaint to be served on you in 2d4 days.

Btw, have you decided yet to turn your life over to Jesus. Without him there can be no salvation. You do know that evolution is a farce don't you? Children shouldn't be taught that heretical nonsense. They should be taught the Bible in school in order to discover man's true origin.

Spoiler:
If this doesn't get me on the enemies list, nothing will!
The Exchange

alleynbard wrote:
Spam Vendor wrote:
More Spam, anyone?
I think that turns my stomach more than scat. ;)

a 'friend' showed me a movie once. I hate him still.

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