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Aberzombie wrote:
Come on June! Get here as quick as you can! Zombie wants a gargantuan Orcus!

You rang?


Treppa wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
taig wrote:
This page is awfully handy. :)
I hate you all.

This is unfair. Not all of us participated.

Because we were AFK at the time. Unwillingly good, but good nonetheless.

You know you wish you had been home. :D


Treppa wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Wish hubby would wake up. We are going to miss out on any time together. :(

What is it with dudes sleeping in? :(

EDIT: Sleeping in for a TGIF TotP!

He was up this morning. He is napping now. But I have to leave in just over an hour to get to work. I have given up on any time together.


Solnes wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
taig wrote:
This page is awfully handy. :)
I hate you all.

This is unfair. Not all of us participated.

Because we were AFK at the time. Unwillingly good, but good nonetheless.

You know you wish you had been home. :D

I ain't sayin nuttin! [/Johnny Tightlips]


Treppa wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
taig wrote:
This page is awfully handy. :)
I hate you all.

This is unfair. Not all of us participated.

Because we were AFK at the time. Unwillingly good, but good nonetheless.

You know you wish you had been home. :D
I ain't sayin nuttin! [/Johnny Tightlips]

Sure Sure. ;)

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:

Ah...a game night. Haven't had one since December. *sighs*

Carry on.

Luxury. I haven't been gaming for over a year. No wonder I'm so grumpy.

Liberty's Edge

Is unwillingly good still good? ALIGNMENT FIGHT!


Alignments are full of fail.


Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.

You just don't understand Paladins!


Bored now. Think I will hunt down something to do. Maybe get a cup of coffee or take a nap myself. If I can get the girl to sleep.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Paizo was a beckoning. Man, do you ever feel like you're contributing something absolutely worthwhile and insightful to a thread only to have it utterly ignored by the trolls who just want to continue arguing? Or have corrected something a page early, only to have everyone else hop on a day and a half later to say the same exact thing without even looking at your post that was on 1st page? Oy.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about. They never feel like they speak for me. And apparently all cops, teachers, government officials, and people in general are pot heads.


Woodraven wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Not sure if I told my fellow FATLers this , but my sister is pregnant again! My second nephew is due late this Fall. His name will Jaxon.
See what you're missing out on? :P
In her defense, she is married and decided to keep it after thinking about an abortion.
Good to know she's keeping it. Hopefully if she doesn't want more, she's doing something to step up her game aside from Catholic Family Planning. ;)
there something wrong with that method?

If you're a pr0n star? No. But if you think it's going to control the population, it's usually epic fail. :P

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Is unwillingly good still good? ALIGNMENT FIGHT!

Reminds me of Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Liberty's Edge

Ghosting already


Solnes wrote:
Wish hubby would wake up. We are going to miss out on any time together. :(

C'mon, I know you got a remedy for that.


Fairyfart Twinklepee wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
You just don't understand Paladins!

Hey, FT is back! I thought she got wacked by the board police.

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:


I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about. They never feel like they speak for me. And apparently all cops, teachers, government officials, and people in general are pot heads.

Instead of alleviating the issue, he prefers to egg me on!

Studpuffin SMASH!

j'k ;)

Didn't Spike get a soul by the last season? He had one in Angel... that was strange.


Treppa wrote:
Fairyfart Twinklepee wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
You just don't understand Paladins!
Hey, FT is back! I thought she got wacked by the board police.

I bribed them with pixie dust.


Solnes wrote:
Bored now. Think I will hunt down something to do. Maybe get a cup of coffee or take a nap myself. If I can get the girl to sleep.

How's she feeling? All better now?


Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.

Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win."


Treppa wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win."

that's why there's epic fail and For-The-Win (FTW!)


Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win."
that's why there's epic fail and For-The-Win (FTW!)

"Epic fail?" That's it! You're on The List.

Liberty's Edge

I miss Hollywood Squares.

Liberty's Edge

I love Epic Fail on AotS. Groin trauma is funny, unless it happens to you.


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win."
that's why there's epic fail and For-The-Win (FTW!)
"Epic fail?" That's it! You're on The List.

I was on a list once.


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win."
that's why there's epic fail and For-The-Win (FTW!)
"Epic fail?" That's it! You're on The List.

Where is this rumored list?

Liberty's Edge

Who you gonna call?

Ghost Posters!

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Alignments are full of fail.
Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win."
that's why there's epic fail and For-The-Win (FTW!)
"Epic fail?" That's it! You're on The List.
Where is this rumored list?

Ask Sebastian.


Urizen wrote:
Where is this rumored list?

That information is on a need-to-know basis. You're right between Bears and Nancy Pelosi. You're not Dead to Me yet, though, so you're nowhere near owls.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa =/= Stephen Colbert

Or does she? \:(


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Where is this rumored list?
Ask Sebastian.

But I can easily find Sebastian's. I'm not on it.


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Where is this rumored list?
That information is on a need-to-know basis. You're right between Bears and Nancy Pelosi. You're not Dead to Me yet, though, so you're nowhere near owls.

Which Bears?

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa =/= Stephen Colbert

Or does she? \:(

It's all falling into place...


I love it when people come in to the store and say, "My daughter bought X here and I need one now." "I'm sorry, we've never carried X." "She got it when she bought her furniture, you carried it then! Why don't you carry it anymore?" "I'm sorry, we've never carried that manufacturer at all." "Well, you used to."

I set up all the vendor accounts and I'd never heard of this company. I guess the customer is always right, so.... "sorry we stopped carrying the thing we never carried??"


Hey, I heard I could score some X here. I'm going clubbin' later.

Liberty's Edge

Shhhh... Treppa doesn't know about that!


Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Where is this rumored list?
That information is on a need-to-know basis. You're right between Bears and Nancy Pelosi. You're not Dead to Me yet, though, so you're nowhere near owls.
Which Bears?

The kind that goes into the making of owlbears.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Where is this rumored list?
That information is on a need-to-know basis. You're right between Bears and Nancy Pelosi. You're not Dead to Me yet, though, so you're nowhere near owls.
Which Bears?
The kind that goes into the making of owlbears.

How does one go about making the most efficient of monsters?


Now ain't that a hoot...

Liberty's Edge

I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me.

Time for yard work, later yall.


Studpuffin wrote:

I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me.

Time for yard work, later yall.

Ever heard of the roomba? Why not invent a lawnba?

Silver Crusade

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me.

Time for yard work, later yall.

Ever heard of the roomba? Why not invent a lawnba?

I'm not at the point yet where I'm willing to trust a robot with spinning blades.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me.

Time for yard work, later yall.

Ever heard of the roomba? Why not invent a lawnba?
I'm not at the point yet where I'm willing to trust a robot with spinning blades.

Especially at a hair salon.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me....
Ever heard of the roomba? Why not invent a lawnba?
I'm not at the point yet where I'm willing to trust a robot with spinning blades.

Too late...


Solnes wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
can I get a hug
Note: Everyone needs a hug.

Uh-oh, Dad's here....

Run!!!!

look its Houstonbaby's daddy
He did it!!!
did what?
Uh....you know....that thing, at the thing...with that person.

I wasn't paying too much attention last night.

The impression I received was that maybe you guys were playing a prank by pretending to be playing a prank...Correct or Incorrect? If incorrect, what exactly was the "prank"?


These two posts regrettably merged in my head...

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Matt Damon
...you and Sarah Silverman.
She's f@#$ing Matt Damon?

and

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I may have the Godless book....author?
Dan Barker (it's sitting right next to me).
Ah, it's on my Amazon wish list. Got it confused with the one by John Loftus.
Well, it could've been Ann Coulter too.

My brain m erged these two together and it seemed that you guys were discussing that Ann Coukter is banging Matt Damon. My already addled brain then locked up.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:


My brain m erged these two together and it seemed that you guys were discussing that Ann Coukter is banging Matt Damon. My already addled brain then locked up.

I wouldn't bang Ann Coulter with your sword, sir.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
My brain m erged these two together and it seemed that you guys were discussing that Ann Coulter is banging Matt Damon. My already addled brain then locked up.

So Matt dumped Sarah for Ann Coulter? Dang, that's gotta hurt!


Solnes wrote:
Changing diapers doesn't bother me. I have been doing it for almost 8 years straight now. :)

And then there's the kids' diapers too. ;)

Scarab Sages

Emperor7 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Changing diapers doesn't bother me. I have been doing it for almost 8 years straight now. :)
And then there's the kids' diapers too. ;)

I'll be 38 in just over one month, and I can say with pride that I have never changed a dirty diaper. Of course, if the missus and I ever spawn, I'm sure she's going to try and change that.....

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